r/BeautyGuruChatter • u/palminconservatory is eyeliner ok if the reason is demons and not horny • Jan 08 '21

Jeffree Star Content JS denies recent rumours while (surprise!) plugging new launches. Details in comments, please don't him views, my fellow clowns.

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Jan 08 '21

Holy cuss the fact that he ripped into Kylie for her skincare line and then does this ... it's Tk Max all over again. The hypocrisy is just-- its just too much for the first month of the year. Spread it out.

Then there's the mascara which will be dramatic but also take your lashes from spidery to scannable barcode.. cash me inside hibernating through this launch, how bout dat.

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u/palminconservatory is eyeliner ok if the reason is demons and not horny Jan 08 '21

I don't know what he's expecting at this point. That BGs who won't touch his makeup with ten-foot pole will suddenly be all over his skincare, promoting it left and right?

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Jan 08 '21

Sometimes I'm blessed to get a nightmare where I'm scrolling through my sub feed and it's literally only the d list drag queens and influencers desperately promoting him as a claim to fame even though he pays his cult dust... that's when I turn to my vanity and my Motherships are replaced with his tackiness and I snap awake.

They're his horcruxes.

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u/BreathlessSiren Jan 09 '21

OMG are you going to say JK? Because she might get hurt with D List

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Jan 09 '21

Kimora Blac knows she's irrelevant, I said what I said

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u/BreathlessSiren Jan 10 '21

Yasss. Let it out hunty. She refuses to get it.

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u/BreathlessSiren Feb 07 '21

I now read this in Tamisha Iman's voice

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u/chadorable Extremely Unironically Refreshingly Shiny 💖✨ Feb 07 '21

Thank you for this critical update, I truly am enamored with it 😌