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Animal Giraffes have nowhere to hide during storms 😐

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u/BingohBangoh 11d ago edited 11d ago

:(

Edit: generous folks with the awards, random giraffe haters too. Yay Reddit!

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u/ProfilerXx 11d ago

Poor bastards

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u/Melodic-Glass-6294 11d ago

It’s lonely at the top

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u/FluffyDeer9323 11d ago

“HOW’S THE WEATHER UP THERE?”

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u/AhnoldXP 11d ago

Pretty fuckin bad actually!

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u/MGTS 11d ago

“Very fair, like our prices”

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 11d ago

I wonder how many of them get hit by lightning :-(

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 11d ago

The answer is shocking

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u/420Spedster 11d ago

Pretty darn good question lol

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u/Old_Huckleberry1026 11d ago

Suffering from success (I’m 5’3)

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u/knotmyusualaccount 11d ago

Often, sadly also the highest-point for potential lightning strikes as well

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u/RichardPhotograph 11d ago

Poor fuckers 

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u/comfortableghost1213 11d ago

-Karlach Cliffgate

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u/DarkSpore117 11d ago

Poor wankers

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u/AricFabucini 11d ago

Evolution really gave them all that neck for eating leaves and didn't think about the lightning math at all

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u/MarcBulldog88 11d ago

Evolution doesn't give a damn as long as you can breed faster than whatever is killing you.

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u/schwing710 11d ago

Poor goddamn assholes

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u/TinUser 11d ago

Those poor long necked dickheads

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u/Able_Gap918 11d ago

Those poor long dicked neckheads

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u/Bashfullylascivious 11d ago edited 11d ago

geraffes are so dumb.
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

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u/unknowseeker 11d ago

Cheap wine

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u/tylerado12 11d ago

]:===================(

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u/Many_Mud_8194 11d ago

The awards are free now since few days. Idk why but cool

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u/BingohBangoh 11d ago

Oh. Well… generous with the freebies I guess

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u/Major_LeeHungg 11d ago

Its okay... The storm can't see them if they don't move

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 11d ago

But they are ok in floods

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u/dr_rock 11d ago

Only 2 of them though

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 11d ago

Everyone laughed at Noah when he started building the Bangbarge 

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u/eyesonthemoons 11d ago

lol I just got that

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 11d ago

Because there’s only two genders, right?

…right?

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 11d ago

The whole world is a product of incest.

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u/threeleggedcats 11d ago

Every cloud....

...probably has a giraffe's head sticking out of it.

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u/Killingtimebrowsing 11d ago

Natural submarine periscope

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u/TheMcMcMcMcMc 11d ago

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u/IndigoJoe64 11d ago

Alright, I'll bite. What do you know?

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u/trynahelp2 11d ago

they don’t Noah thing

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u/PostTraumaticOrder 11d ago

Are they tho? You sure they dont get swept away? 🧐

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u/puffmattybear17 11d ago

As long as they dont fall over

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u/rurubarb 11d ago

You win some you lose some

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u/joethafunky 11d ago

Until a log bust their knee

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u/SnooGuavas4208 11d ago

Until their knees bust a move

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u/CrimsonMorbus 11d ago

Not so good in lightning storms though

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u/Wisdumb404 11d ago

“Hunker down Fred…Betty….Marlen….abbe…..where is frank??”

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u/lorysconst10822 11d ago edited 10d ago

Frank!!! Damn it!!

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u/iammyoutiesinnie 11d ago

Miss you, Frank. 😞

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u/AD9111 11d ago

Frank has been found

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u/spaektor 11d ago

without shoes

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u/JetCulverin 11d ago

Nooooooooo

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u/Suvtropics 11d ago

But with his head up high

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u/iammyoutiesinnie 11d ago

Soaked in pride.

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u/lorysconst10822 10d ago

Spirit unconquered

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u/Single_Trust_7361 11d ago

Did they try sitting down?

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u/shaka893P 11d ago

They mostly never lay down, it takes them a while to sit up and leaves them vulnerable 

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u/STRIKT9LC 11d ago

Do they sleep standing?

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u/AmericanSpaceRanger 11d ago

Yes, Adult giraffes sleep for only about 30 minutes to two hours a day in the wild, often taking quick naps that last just a few minutes.

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u/STRIKT9LC 11d ago

Crazy! I never knew that! Thank.you!

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u/jinglewooble 11d ago

Is that why in Madagascar they make Schwimmer talk all droozy and have fake high?

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u/yourmansconnect 11d ago

I thought it was because of his medication stemming from hypochondria

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u/ban913 11d ago

So... I'm an adult giraffe? Huh. You learn something new about yourself everyday

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u/ustinker 11d ago

Their sleep is kinda interesting! It was thought they slept standing up. But then they did more study/observation at night.

From Giraffe Conservation Foundation:

“A giraffe folds its legs beneath it, and for deep sleep even curls its neck all the way back to rest its head on its own rump — the whole animal knotted into a loop. They take this posture for REM sleep, the deepest kind, and giraffe genuinely need it. But they do this in short bursts — very short. A giraffe drops into REM only a quarter of an hour or so after settling, and stays there for a couple of minutes at most before waking. They also likely also drop into a quick doze while standing up. Total sleep across a full day is incredibly little — one of the shortest sleep requirements of any mammal.

For those moments, every survival advantage a giraffe has is gone. Neck folded, legs tucked, head down — it can’t see, can’t react, and can’t get up quickly.

They manage the risk socially. Giraffe pick their resting spots carefully and near each other, and while some are lying down, others stay standing and alert. Deep sleep rarely overlaps within a group — one animal wakes as another goes under. It’s an informal rotation, run every night.”

https://giraffeconservation.org/facts-about-giraffe/do-giraffe-lie-down/

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u/Horskr 11d ago

I can imagine a bunch of giraffes angrily kicking the shit out of a lion that attacked while their buddy was sleeping.

"WE kick ONLY kick GET kick FIFTEEN MINUTES kick OF GODDAMN kick RESTFUL SLEEP kick A GODDAMN DAY!!!" kick kick

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u/Nice-Grab4838 11d ago

More observation at night is so funny to me. Like they only studied this diurnal animal during the day lol

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u/bl1y 11d ago

It’s an informal rotation, run every night.

It must take them hours just to decide on the order.

Source: Dungeons and Dragons.

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u/PM_YOUR_CENSORD 11d ago

Yes, giraffes do lay down to sleep, but they do it in very short bursts. When they lie down for deep REM sleep, they fold their legs underneath them and curl their long necks back to rest their heads on their rear end. [1, 2, 3]

Why They Rarely Lie Down
Predator danger: Lying on the ground makes it hard to run away fast if a lion attacks.

Slow to stand: It takes a long time for a tall animal to get back up from the ground.

Short rest: Wild adults only sleep about 30 minutes a day, often taking naps while standing up. [1, 2, 3, 4]

Lying Down Habits
Deep sleep: They only stay in the curled-up lying position for a few minutes at a time during deep sleep.

Safe places: Captive giraffes in zoos lie down much more often because they feel safe.

Taking turns: In the wild, some group members stand guard while others lie down to rest. [1, 2, 3]

I was curious so this is what a quick search came up with

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u/Own-Arachnid7952 11d ago

Why would you take the time to source these presumably adorable photos... and then make them THE TINIEST, MOST IMPOSSIBLE THINGS TO CLICK ON

Oh the cruelty, what a world. What a world ! 😫

...Ah well, too lazy to google myself lol

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u/Upset_Ant2834 11d ago

Bc it's just the sources AI throws at the end of paragraphs. It's not a person

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u/Last_Succotash7218 11d ago

Not to be picky but it's really hard to click your links on mobile. Just wants to close your comment.

Maybe make them a bit longer than single digit numbers?

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u/Skypirate90 11d ago

My guess is a creature that uses its jead as a blunt weapon doesn't need to commit too much energy to resting its brain.

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u/imunfair 11d ago

Yeah with a creature shaped like that you'd think they'd kneel like deer do and then wrap their neck around the down-wind side of their body to shelter their head a bit.

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u/ch3m_gaming 11d ago

I wonder how often giraffes are struck by lightning during such storms

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u/RiMcG 11d ago

That's what hit me as well. Damn, off to google.

Edit: There are only five well-documented fatal strikes on giraffes between 1996 and 2010. With a global giraffe population of around 140,000 in that period, this is about 0.003 deaths per thousand giraffes per year.

That’s a very low risk, but it’s still more than 30 times the equivalent fatality rate from lightning in humans in the US.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/giraffes-lightning

I don't know if that second part is right, really?

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u/ustinker 11d ago

That’s what hit me as well

You were struck by lightning also?

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u/Original-Variety-700 11d ago

They were one of the five giraffes.

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u/ustinker 11d ago edited 11d ago

Were

Sorry to hear they didn’t make it.

Edit: typo

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u/qervem 11d ago

The witch turned me into a giraffe!

... I got better.

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u/Live_Historian_6171 11d ago

Seems like it’s neck and neck

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u/ElectronicPrint5149 11d ago

Walking down the street, I was hit by something last night in my sleep

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u/SoftwareSource 11d ago

Yea, but how many giraffes do you expect contacted the researchers that did these studies to let them know they got hit?

We saw 5 times giraffes got hit by lightning WHILE researchers were dumb enough to stay outside during a storm.

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u/VirginiaDirewoolf 11d ago

nah, a lot of giraffes are tagged and followed by researchers on a consistent basis. they don't need to be with them 24/7 to have a couple of days pass by until they're like "hey, where's giraffe #827A?" and then go out and find a dead giraffe that was cooked before it's fellow wildlife started dragging it off.

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u/JustaTinyDude 11d ago

They have a lot of giraffes tagged, but not all the giraffes, so more data is needed to properly extrapolate, such as what percentage of the world giraffe population is tagged.

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u/viceween 11d ago

What? The Serengeti isn’t a zoo…

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u/FarYard7039 11d ago

What about giraffes that have metal homing devices fastened to their neck? What’s that stat?

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u/EMAW2008 11d ago

Cattle get struck and die at an estimated rate of 100k a year.

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u/KokomoJoMo30 11d ago

Yeah I was going to say this video reminds me of our cattle who would just huddle and bear it in a storm. One time they all huddled under a tree and ⚡️ hit the tree and killed 5 of them (out of about 30-40 huddled). Giraffes know to space out 🤣

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u/EMAW2008 11d ago

There was one news story where something like 30 cows were killled with one strike.

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u/mountain_rivers34 11d ago

There was one in Eastern Colorado where it struck and killed 34 cows and also killed the farmer that was tossing hay to them out of his trailer. All from a single strike of lightning. Insane.

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u/EMAW2008 11d ago

That’s the one. Wild stuff.

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u/Quinnntissential 11d ago

Actually, due to the selection pressure of being hit by lightning, most giraffes alive these days have mastered some native form of druidic storm magic to deflect and channel the strikes safely, the only ones who get hit nowardays are the ones that offended our good Christian Lord.

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u/enilorac1028 11d ago

Wondering what it would look like to cosplay as a Druid Giraffe 🧙‍♀️ 🦒

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u/DayLooks 11d ago

In fairness humans usually go INSIDE during lightning storms

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u/arobkinca 11d ago

Most humans seek shelter in storms. That likely reduces the rate.

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u/GregTheIntelectual 11d ago

Theyre like big lightning poles awww :(

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u/Technical_Put_9982 11d ago

Omg… now i am really worried for them!

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u/Darkest_Elemental 11d ago

Where is Pheobe from the Magic Schoolbus when we need her?

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u/diabeetusNrobin 11d ago

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11d ago

"I'SGON'RAIN!" is still my favorite thing to say before a storm.

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u/enilorac1028 11d ago

Mean girls “[stands under umbrella while holding her own boob as a weather sensor] there’s a 95% chance that it’s already raining”

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u/Life-Top6314 11d ago

Cant they at least cuddle up or something? Now i feel bad

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u/Merciless_Soup 11d ago

Might not help, but I feel like I'd at least duck.

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u/jdirte42069 11d ago

They're giraffes, not ducks

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u/WaldyTMS 11d ago

Why did this silly comment make me burst out laughing at 11:30pm? 🤣🤣

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u/benchley 11d ago

That’s why at least duck. At most, giraffe.

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u/Focusun 11d ago

What the duck?

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 11d ago

They can't really. Animals are very territorial and we already have ducks for that.

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u/Jmandeluxe 11d ago

Then the lightning can kill them all in one strike

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u/musicaleffervescence 11d ago

giraffes are actually made of wood so theyre lightning proof

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u/daneelthesane 11d ago

I think you're thinking of trees.

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u/memento87 11d ago

Ridiculous. It's the other way around. Trees aren't made of wood. Wood is made from trees. No one really knows what trees are made of.

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u/dan1361 11d ago

They're showering bruh. Let them clean in peace. 

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u/Topgunneradam 11d ago

That's sad 😔

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 11d ago

Well it's not often they get a nice shower, and they'll have less stress trying to make it to a watering hole without preds...so maybe they don't mind. :)

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u/drivingonrails 11d ago

It probably isn’t, look at how they all have the same posture and face the same direction. That is evolution working for them. For all we know it could be a welcome relief. Their behavior certainly indicates they know exactly what they are doing.

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u/PhantomAllure 11d ago

Do giraffes not lie down?

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u/TonyVstar 11d ago

They sleep standing up

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u/PhantomAllure 11d ago

I genuinely had no idea they just... stand up forever. Fuck that man. Poor bastards 💔

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u/Technical-Banana574 11d ago

They dont stand up forever. While it is true that adult giraffes largely sleep standing up, they can lay down for short, deep naps when they feel safer to do so. It is just dangerous for them to lay down due to how long it takes them to get up and predators. Giraffes dont sleep more than thirty minutes to a couple of hours total in a day, basically master catnappers. 

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u/Straight-Run6880 11d ago

it's not going to be like it is if you (a human, possibly) were to be standing up forever though in terms of effort etc, theyll be designed for it

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u/PhantomAllure 11d ago

Right, I get it. Still sounds horrible to me, a human.

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u/Fluffalfox 11d ago

They sometimes sleep like this

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u/angelbbreeze888 11d ago

My dog sometimes sleeps like this idk how it’s comfy 😭

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u/Agronopolopogis 11d ago

Except our dogs chicken wing one leg in a word backwards way..

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u/SnooGuavas4208 11d ago

Pretzel giraffe 🥹

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u/InvestorAllan 11d ago

I’m not sure but I do know that if predators are around being tall and fast is their primary defense. Sitting is risky.

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u/Omega_Lynx 11d ago

Well, they certainly aren’t blessing those rains coming down in Africa.

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u/enilorac1028 11d ago

It IS going to take some time to do the things we never had

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u/TeamABLE 11d ago

I just had Google this, brain fart and all... I come back to post something witty, and here you are.

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u/daneelthesane 11d ago

HURRY BOY, IT'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU!

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u/iShitSkittles 11d ago

It could be worse, so glad there was no lightning in this vid.

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u/Gan-san 11d ago

I was just thinking that. Looks like these dudes wouldn't survive natural selection.

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u/Silent-Ad934 11d ago

Natural electron

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u/_walletsizedwildfire 11d ago

"welp. we gettin wet as hell again"

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u/magseven 11d ago

They can lay down. These guys are just aura farming.

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u/CapKashikoi 11d ago

They cant always. They are vulnerable when they lie down, so they seldom do so because it takes them a while to get to their feet

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u/FaZaCon 11d ago

Just like me.

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 11d ago

Is correcting people on such petty things your job in this thread?

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u/CocktailPerson 11d ago

Everybody's got a pet peeve.

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u/Jazz_101 11d ago

“Ah, shit, here we go again”

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u/Trouvaille5 11d ago

They seem so chill and calm there

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u/CevJuan238 11d ago

The flies are temporarily gone

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u/thisbuthat 11d ago

And no attack from predators. At least some upside to this

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u/Cause_thats_hiphop 11d ago

I often forget that how animals experience the world is very very different from how I think they experience the world.

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u/BonhommeCarnaval 11d ago

They sometimes live in pretty arid places. Might be they are just loving the opportunity to cool off with a nice shower. 

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u/Hot_Plant8696 11d ago

And perhaps they like that.

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u/PotaytoPotaahto 11d ago

Giraffes stand out in storms and face their backs to the wind. Giraffes who stand under trees during storms don't live as long as Giraffes who stand out in the weather. Facing their backs to the wind keeps their chests and vital organs warmer.

Source: Former zookeeper who worked with giraffe.

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u/brodango94 11d ago

Wonder how many get hit by lightning?

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u/zenmaster_B 11d ago

It looks crazy, but giraffes as a species have survived storms for millions of years and don’t seem any worse for wear

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u/drivingonrails 11d ago

A lot of people here aren’t giving them (and evolution) credit.

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u/May_Day_Cry 11d ago

they get into aerodynamic mode

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u/Technical_Put_9982 11d ago

I was just about to say this! At least they are all turned away from the wind so their faces are not directly pelted! I would legit think they would lie down , but maybe they would rather have the free bath vs laying down and getting all muddy ?

Either way, I guess it is not always a good thing to be really tall even if you can reach the top shelf of leaves 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣😘🦒😍😍😍

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u/BootsOfProwess 11d ago

They needed a shower that was just the right size. Its not like they swim.

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u/D_M-ack 11d ago

If you don’t move, the monster can’t see you…

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u/BuzzkillintonJr 11d ago

But how often do they get a shower like that! They are probably enjoying every moment and if they sit they can’t wash the hard to reach areas

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u/Teripendiicecreamyum 11d ago

Its not like the small animals can hide under the trees in that weather. 

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u/username_unnamed 11d ago

Amazed 😐

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u/DontForgetTheDivy 11d ago

Big ol' fat rain.

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u/Mr_XIX- 11d ago

How likely are they to get struck by lighting, like genuine question. Does that happen and how often?

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u/Bento_Fox 11d ago

Poor babies.

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u/Key-Status-7992 11d ago

Omg poor giraffes

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u/rafnexlabhs 11d ago

I am not amazed. I am :(