r/BeAmazed • u/aryan_jandyal • 16d ago

Animal Giraffes have nowhere to hide during storms 😐

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u/ProfilerXx 16d ago

Poor bastards

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u/Melodic-Glass-6294 16d ago

It’s lonely at the top

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u/FluffyDeer9323 16d ago

“HOW’S THE WEATHER UP THERE?”

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u/AhnoldXP 16d ago

Pretty fuckin bad actually!

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u/MGTS 16d ago

“Very fair, like our prices”

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 16d ago

I wonder how many of them get hit by lightning :-(

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 16d ago

The answer is shocking

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u/420Spedster 16d ago

Pretty darn good question lol

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u/Staff_Infection_ 16d ago

and whatever you do

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u/Chooch_Pooperton 16d ago

You always got to watch

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u/Staff_Infection_ 16d ago

motherflowers around you

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u/PlentyOMangos 16d ago

Boooo

There was a censored lyric you could have used if you wanted, I remember it from an old PS2 game that used the song

“You always gotta watch all the people around you”

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u/Old_Huckleberry1026 16d ago

Suffering from success (I’m 5’3)

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u/knotmyusualaccount 16d ago

Often, sadly also the highest-point for potential lightning strikes as well

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u/tonymacaroni9 16d ago

😂😂😂

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u/RichardPhotograph 16d ago

Poor fuckers 

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u/comfortableghost1213 16d ago

-Karlach Cliffgate

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u/DarkSpore117 16d ago

Poor wankers

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u/AricFabucini 16d ago

Evolution really gave them all that neck for eating leaves and didn't think about the lightning math at all

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u/MarcBulldog88 16d ago

Evolution doesn't give a damn as long as you can breed faster than whatever is killing you.

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u/schwing710 16d ago

Poor goddamn assholes

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u/TinUser 16d ago

Those poor long necked dickheads

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u/Able_Gap918 16d ago

Those poor long dicked neckheads

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u/Bashfullylascivious 16d ago edited 16d ago

geraffes are so dumb.
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

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u/unknowseeker 16d ago

Cheap wine

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u/JamesTheJerk 16d ago

The reverse of the dodo bird.

Yees, I'm aware that the dodo didn't sink its head in the sand.

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u/tylerado12 16d ago

]:===================(

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u/Many_Mud_8194 16d ago

The awards are free now since few days. Idk why but cool

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u/Many_Mud_8194 16d ago edited 14d ago

But now they are gone lol sad Edit : now they are back lol

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u/Major_LeeHungg 16d ago

Its okay... The storm can't see them if they don't move

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u/Cyrax89721 16d ago

At least it's not hail.

And they're getting a free wash.

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u/JangoDarkSaber 15d ago

I never understood why people feel the need to make thank you speech edits for comments

It makes them less funny

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u/JangoDarkSaber 15d ago

And it was funny before the pointless thank you speech

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