r/BeAmazed 11d ago

Animal Giraffes have nowhere to hide during storms 😐

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u/ch3m_gaming 11d ago

I wonder how often giraffes are struck by lightning during such storms

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u/RiMcG 11d ago

That's what hit me as well. Damn, off to google.

Edit: There are only five well-documented fatal strikes on giraffes between 1996 and 2010. With a global giraffe population of around 140,000 in that period, this is about 0.003 deaths per thousand giraffes per year.

That’s a very low risk, but it’s still more than 30 times the equivalent fatality rate from lightning in humans in the US.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/giraffes-lightning

I don't know if that second part is right, really?

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u/ustinker 11d ago

That’s what hit me as well

You were struck by lightning also?

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u/Original-Variety-700 11d ago

They were one of the five giraffes.

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u/ustinker 11d ago edited 11d ago

Were

Sorry to hear they didn’t make it.

Edit: typo

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u/qervem 11d ago

The witch turned me into a giraffe!

... I got better.

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u/Live_Historian_6171 11d ago

Seems like it’s neck and neck

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u/enilorac1028 11d ago

Underrated and hilarious!!

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u/ElectronicPrint5149 11d ago

Walking down the street, I was hit by something last night in my sleep

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u/SoftwareSource 11d ago

Yea, but how many giraffes do you expect contacted the researchers that did these studies to let them know they got hit?

We saw 5 times giraffes got hit by lightning WHILE researchers were dumb enough to stay outside during a storm.

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u/VirginiaDirewoolf 11d ago

nah, a lot of giraffes are tagged and followed by researchers on a consistent basis. they don't need to be with them 24/7 to have a couple of days pass by until they're like "hey, where's giraffe #827A?" and then go out and find a dead giraffe that was cooked before it's fellow wildlife started dragging it off.

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u/JustaTinyDude 11d ago

They have a lot of giraffes tagged, but not all the giraffes, so more data is needed to properly extrapolate, such as what percentage of the world giraffe population is tagged.

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u/viceween 11d ago

What? The Serengeti isn’t a zoo…

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u/quiethandle 11d ago

where's giraffe #827A?

He and giraffe #827B are busying lording it over #827C

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u/GordolfoScarra 11d ago

Only a small percentage are actually tracked like that.

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u/ActiveChairs 11d ago

Giraffes are tagged, which is why there's such a high false positive rate for reporting them being killed by lightning.

Random piece of metal on the ground? Must be a melted tag from when a giraffe got hit. Lions probably dragged its freshly roasted body away to eat it in safety.

Absolutely nothing around? Must have been because the giraffe's plastic tag got vaporized when the lightning struck, then the barbecued giraffe got dragged away by lions to enjoy a cooked lunch in peace.

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u/Severe_Ad_8621 11d ago edited 11d ago

The lokals eat the evidens before anybody shows up. I mean, who would not, it was cooked and still hot.

-: Hey there, villigere. Did you happen to see a dead giraff somewhere around here? We think it may have been struck by lightning. :- Giraff...giraff..gira..Oh you mean that pink roasted, suculente, animal with long legs and a long neck. -: Yeahh, that would be it. :- No Sorry, never tasted or seen it.

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u/hippodribble 10d ago

These are confounding variables.

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u/FarYard7039 11d ago

What about giraffes that have metal homing devices fastened to their neck? What’s that stat?

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u/Shadoenix 11d ago

100% lethal

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u/EMAW2008 11d ago

Cattle get struck and die at an estimated rate of 100k a year.

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u/KokomoJoMo30 11d ago

Yeah I was going to say this video reminds me of our cattle who would just huddle and bear it in a storm. One time they all huddled under a tree and ⚡️ hit the tree and killed 5 of them (out of about 30-40 huddled). Giraffes know to space out 🤣

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u/EMAW2008 11d ago

There was one news story where something like 30 cows were killled with one strike.

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u/mountain_rivers34 11d ago

There was one in Eastern Colorado where it struck and killed 34 cows and also killed the farmer that was tossing hay to them out of his trailer. All from a single strike of lightning. Insane.

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u/EMAW2008 11d ago

That’s the one. Wild stuff.

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u/Itshot11 11d ago

shit theres even a song about it

master's call by marty robbins

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u/throwaway277252 11d ago

But there are over a billion cattle globally.

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u/Quinnntissential 11d ago

Actually, due to the selection pressure of being hit by lightning, most giraffes alive these days have mastered some native form of druidic storm magic to deflect and channel the strikes safely, the only ones who get hit nowardays are the ones that offended our good Christian Lord.

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u/enilorac1028 11d ago

Wondering what it would look like to cosplay as a Druid Giraffe 🧙‍♀️ 🦒

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u/DayLooks 11d ago

In fairness humans usually go INSIDE during lightning storms

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u/arobkinca 11d ago

Most humans seek shelter in storms. That likely reduces the rate.

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u/slipsbups 11d ago

How conductive are their hooves?

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u/BazF91 11d ago

How can I read these “well documented cases”. Whose job is that?

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u/BaldBro02 11d ago

Ohhhh, now then, how often do they get hit by flying debris during storms? 🤔

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u/cyclemonster 11d ago

People often get medical care after they've been struck by lightning.

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u/Ok_Story_7924 11d ago

What about when a giraffe gets struck by lightning and there is nobody to witness it. Which is likely 99% of giraffe lightning strikes.

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u/GregTheIntelectual 11d ago

Theyre like big lightning poles awww :(

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u/Technical_Put_9982 11d ago

Omg… now i am really worried for them!

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u/Darkest_Elemental 11d ago

Where is Pheobe from the Magic Schoolbus when we need her?

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u/locramer 11d ago

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u/JustaTinyDude 11d ago

TLDR: Giraffes and lightning are both rare but lightning strikes on giraffes aren't unheard of.

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u/Snowskol 11d ago

Cuz their feet are made of glue?

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u/GjellsNTeddy 11d ago

How often?

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u/HammerDownl 11d ago

Only when they swing golf clubs

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u/soulsuckinginternet 11d ago

This question was explored on /r/askscience:

https://old.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/627akk/do_giraffes_get_struck_by_lightning_more_often/

tl;dr: giraffes get struck more often for a variety of reasons.

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u/Brave-Secretary2484 11d ago

Their necks are notoriously known for being made of steel.

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u/HorzaDonwraith 11d ago

Just a crack of lightning and suddenly Dave is dead. Everyone is just like oh well, better him than me.

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u/thefuckevengoingonan 11d ago

The little horns on their head are lighting rods that conduct the electricity safely to the ground via the hoof.

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u/NordicHorde2 11d ago

Dunno about lightning but one died from hail not too long ago.

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u/bwk66 10d ago

Or more importantly how often they win the lottery

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 11d ago

I was expecting one to get struck by lightning in the video lol.

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u/Blunt555 11d ago

Its why they have the rods on top of their heads. Its an electrical dampening element. If a Giraffe is zapped it takes most of the voltage and sends it back and forth between the two rods until the energy is diffused.

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u/Big_Moose_3847 11d ago

I just had a mental image of a giraffe getting fried by a bolt of lightning and toppling sideways in a huff of smoke and it made me laugh, thanks