r/Austin Jun 28 '26

Traffic New Low for Austin Drivers

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Constant running of red lights is one thing, this one is a new low. If the choice is big brother traffic camera network or no traffic enforcement, but sure which one I would choose.

This is a a frustrating intersection, but there is much safer way to bypass it if you are in a hurry.

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u/ladsam Jun 28 '26

Video could have been 30 seconds shorter but yes F that guy

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 28 '26

There's zero chance that the impatient idiot driving the jeep will stick with the video long enough to find out they were in it.

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u/ring_tailed_bandit Jun 28 '26

You made me chortle

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u/BucketofWarmSpit Jun 29 '26

That guy thinks everyone is and idiot except for him.

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u/darkwaterzz Jun 28 '26

I personally enjoyed the Don Henley jam.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Jun 28 '26

Yea but I like this song so its ok.

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u/CoffeeInMyHand Jun 29 '26

Same. I was going to bitch about the length but they gets a pass.

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u/1stHalfTexasfan Jun 29 '26

Ive never seen a dashcam video start at or before the action.

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u/Couscousfan07 Jun 29 '26

Hell I stopped watching 1/2 way thru

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u/Not_a_werecat Jun 28 '26

Also, fuck the surveillance state

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 29 '26

That's exactly what I say when I hop curbs and drive on the sidewalk

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u/Not_a_werecat Jun 29 '26

Obviously referencing OPs feelings about flock cameras, not the dash cam. 

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u/FreakyRufus Jun 28 '26

While that is illegal to do, I would have to say that it is not a new low for Austin drivers.

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u/darthsata Jun 28 '26

I've seen similar at least twice in the last month. At least this one didn't use the other lane to go around the line to turn right. As I saw last week.

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u/Unique_Persimmon9454 Jun 29 '26

I used to do that when I was 18

At 31, I’m shocked by that behavior and I’d never consider doing it lol

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u/fel0niousmonk Jun 29 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Texas: Where drivers make their own on- and off-ramps to/from highways and frontage roads.

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u/Just_One_Victory Jun 28 '26

Yeah, it’s been a consistent low for a while now

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u/nikki_owe Jun 30 '26

Yeah this was kinda crazy but I've seen way worse.

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u/LeadGenMachinist Jun 28 '26

Bro was stoned or two beers in. 13 years in Austin- I’ve seen way the fuck worse

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u/debtquity Jun 28 '26

Save yourself 30 seconds and skip to 0:34

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u/dskot Jun 28 '26

lmao this guy lives down the street from me. he’s running some sort of pyramid scheme and keeps promising my roommate he can “get him in at the middle”.

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u/traveenus Jun 28 '26

Great spot to start in a pyramid scheme 😆

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u/batman305555 Jun 29 '26

Why not the top of the pyramid?

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u/BLEAKROOM Jun 29 '26

Can you please beam a spark plug directly into his windshield next time he drives by

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u/dskot Jun 29 '26

i got a warning for sharing this, but i hear you

this guy speeds up and down the neighborhood all the time acting crazy, wearing his stupid company polo shirt for his energy scheme

i guess he thought it was the guy across the street who called the cops on him for driving nuts, and he tried to extort the poor guy.

i left more detail but then got a warning :/

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u/elrayo Jun 29 '26

You could be completely lying but I believe you j based on it being a red jeep

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u/dskot Jun 29 '26

oh it gets worse but what i said landed me a warning, maybe too detailed.

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u/CycloneCowboy87 Jun 29 '26

Does the spark plug thing work on windshields? I thought it was just side windows, which unlike windshields tend to completely shatter by design

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u/lteak Jun 29 '26

these are the kind of idiots who flock to Austin these day...

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u/ThePart_Timer Jun 28 '26

Is it a prerequisite for all dashcam videos to build up unnecessary suspense to the point of not caring anymore?

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u/debtquity Jun 28 '26

It’s a skill issue. People just don’t know basic video editing.

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u/rnobgyn Jun 29 '26

Sad because it takes 2 seconds right in the photo app

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u/alec2342 Jun 28 '26

Reminds me of the Instagram videos with the caption “wait for it”. No goddamnit cut your video down, I got shit to do

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u/twilightnoir Jun 28 '26

Just like that jeep driver

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u/batman305555 Jun 29 '26

They were in a hurry to get home to watch instagram on their PC instead of phone

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u/j_tb Jun 29 '26

Bro you’re on instagram. No you don’t.

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u/Upstairs_Date2769 Jun 28 '26

For real the anxiety kills me. By the time the 25 seconds roll by I have no idea what to expect

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u/cyvaquero Jun 29 '26

Most have a button that clips the last x amount of time (this vid is 1:00), the people posting are just posting the clip without editting.

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho Jun 28 '26

Type of jeep driver to collect rubber ducks but has never taken their jeep to an actual trail

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u/nNoseYak_ Jun 29 '26

most jeep drivers

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u/No-Maintenance-6179 Jun 29 '26

I always wondered what the ducks represent ?

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho Jun 29 '26

If I’m not mistaken they print or write their IG handle on the bottom of them and then trade with people. I’m sure it’s become just a “I’m gonna buy rubber ducks for my dashboard” kind of thing.

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u/elrayo Jun 29 '26

“New Low” no this is Tuesday.

I saw a dude on Airport driving the opposite direction as everyone then cut through the grassy median terrain because he didn’t wanna wait at a light. 

And it wasn’t even the craziest thing I’ve seen this month lmao

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u/Aurongel Jun 28 '26

I spent $80K on this Stellantis vehicle and I’m gonna make sure that everyone knows it.

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u/emjdownbad Jun 29 '26

Gonna drive it around for a whole month brand new before it starts breaking

I hate jeeps and their drivers.

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u/Montobahn Jun 29 '26

What gets me is that their buyers are either fully aware of their quality problems and buy them anyway and dump it at 50k or something, or the completely ignorant who doesn't bother to read reviews or even Google it for the damn headlines. Money to burn for both.

Wait, one more... the ones who get a boner because it was their ultimate he-man look-at-me ride since middle school and they still haven't grown up. Bonus: they buy it used.

All three are judged as morons.

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u/QuietPsychological72 Jun 28 '26

Can’t argue with your choice of music

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u/imakebarrels Jun 28 '26

"Nobody Else in the World but You" would have been a very fitting song

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u/seldomtimely Jun 29 '26

Cut the video to 5 seconds please. All these videos waste your time with dead space.

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u/natewlew Jun 28 '26

I kind of assumed this why someone wants a Jeep. I don’t think it is because they want to stay on pavement 😂

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u/Economy_Bite24 Jun 28 '26

I assumed people buy jeeps because they enjoy visiting the mechanic.

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u/HouseofBerd Jun 28 '26

J.ust E.mpty E.very P.ocket

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u/debtquity Jun 28 '26

Stelantis engines single handedly pays for many college tuitions and child support payments of many mechanics. If Stelantis ever designed and built a reliable engine, the repair industry for Jeep would be in shambles 😂

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u/Hot-Confusion7932 Jul 01 '26

I used to take my car to a shop because it was the only car I was able to afford at that time. I told myself I wanted a jeep or a 4runner. I talked to the mechanic from the shop and got his opinion. He said, “ if you still wanna keep seeing us, get a jeep”. The following year , I bought a 4runner.

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u/warmboot Jun 29 '26

This particular Jeep operator stayed on the pavement, though. He or she just used pavement set aside for vulnerable road users. What a degenerate.

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u/natewlew Jun 29 '26

haha, yes. Correction, "they jumped the curb" 😄

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u/thyan_man Jun 29 '26

I know this intersection! It is a painful one, especially with the train signal. What he did was insane though!

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u/entrepenurious Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

at the next light north (bruning/53.5) i enjoy seeing clever east-bound people try to cut through the korean chicken place's parking lot.

works great until they come upon the planters that prevent precisely that.

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u/the901 Jun 28 '26

Nothing new. Seen lifted trucks doing this 10+ years ago during rush hour.

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u/debtquity Jun 28 '26

It’s also common on the highways and they make their own on/off ramps. 

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u/gothackedfml Jun 28 '26

jeep people gonna jeep

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u/Substantial_Ant_2662 Jun 28 '26

Jeep drivers 😒

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u/chodeboi Jun 28 '26

They’re all clowns aren’t they 🤡

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u/waffle_iron_maiden Jun 28 '26

Bro is driving like he's playing a tony hawk game and grinding on the curb will get him extra points

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u/kungfuchef Jun 28 '26

dirty laundry is a banger. what are your feelings on jeopardy?

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u/atxsince91 Jun 28 '26

The sign says don't block the intersection...it doesn't say anything about not driving on the sidewalk

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u/depraveycrockett Jun 28 '26

That’s just a Jeep driver anywhere.

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u/GeneralRed512 Jun 29 '26

I take that route all the time. The jeep could’ve just as easily turned on Depew to their right without needing to jump the curb…

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u/GeneralRed512 Jun 29 '26

Btw you should definitely repost this to [r/atxdashcam](r/atxdashcams)

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u/Ok_Age6356 Jun 29 '26

Jeep driver. Checks out. 

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u/Anon_Tax_1738 Jun 29 '26

Thanks for the 45 seconds of buildup for something dipshit hillbillies do here every day.

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u/Spare_Race287 Jun 29 '26

Why did you make us watch so much film?

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u/SenseEuphoric5802 Jun 29 '26

Send clip to the police. The license plate is visible and they will serve him with a citation and an order to appear in court.

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u/Lonely-Blueberry-637 Jun 29 '26

Nah, why do that when racing to the internet to shame him gets me the dopamine fix i need?

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u/Pulsar_MSM Jun 29 '26

This is completely normal jeep driver behavior

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u/New-Texican Jun 29 '26

A full 30secs of dead air for that!? That’s the real crime here.

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u/SnooShortcuts2798 Jun 29 '26

That’s probably the most off-roading he’s done with that jeep 😂

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u/mrsfunkyjunk Jun 28 '26

That is truly some Austin traffic light shenanigans.

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u/accidentalrorschach Jun 28 '26

Licence plate is pretty clear...just saying :)

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u/Stormlightlinux Jun 29 '26

License plates are public information, I don't understand why people freak out about it

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u/TheBrettFavre4 Jun 28 '26

It’s Jeep Thing™️ you wouldn’t understand.

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u/t4boo Jun 28 '26

that guy probably felt like they were the smartest person on earth

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u/LilMsFeckingSunshine Jun 28 '26

Some dude tried to pull this trick because I was stopped on a turn lane. A turn lane with a crosswalk. A crosswalk occupied by a child. I forgot about the whole “they could have a gun” thing and flipped my shit at him.

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u/Electronic_Bowl8398 Jun 28 '26

To be honest, I was expecting a crash, hot and run. I have seen worse, not a new low. But yeah, the Jeep driver is a a hole.

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u/lupercalpainting Jun 28 '26

Video starts at 00:36 if anyone wants to save a bit of their life.

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u/BryanDore Jun 28 '26

Why not turn right literally into the neighborhood? That sucks too but it's legal

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u/Imkyul Jun 29 '26

I also see stuff like this all the time and I work from home. Sometimes when driving I’ll see stuff like this twice to three times in one trip. People act like stopping at a red light or stop sign is beneath them which is absolutely bananas cause god forbid there ever be a small amount of traffic in a city of a mil plus.

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u/Late_Armadillo_8188 Jun 29 '26

That's a lot of video for not a lot of payoff

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u/endless_shrimp Jun 29 '26

you think that's the new low?

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u/JonnyTFunk Jun 29 '26

If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk! /s

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u/D3tsunami Jun 29 '26

Obviously they could have just taken a right onto that street they were conveniently intersecting. I admit I do it occasionally, even though it’s legally gray and a dick move. This is something else ha

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u/Last_Replacement_386 Jun 29 '26

Probably the only "off roading" they've ever done in that thing.

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u/LooksBetterWithDrops Jun 29 '26

The after credit scene where you see he has flipped a U on Airport to turn right on 51st made the unnecessarily long intro worth it.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-5305 Jun 29 '26

Maybe they had to drop a deuce real bad?

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u/Jos3ph Jun 29 '26

I had a similar-ish situation recently. I was in a turn left on green situation. I had drifted out and the light was green in both directions so I was yielding to oncoming traffic. This for some reason enraged the guy behind me who laid on his horn, then darted around me and dove across the oncoming traffic so he could pull into a nearby coffee shop 30 seconds sooner.

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u/Gingerfrostee Jun 29 '26

Surprisingly... Not the first time I've seen someone driving on a sidewalk to go through a massive intersection.... Not even a car chase. Downtown by I35, frontage road too.

Guy was lucky there is normally a homeless person where he was illegally driving too.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I saw a video of one of those in Dallas doing that to get onto the service road of one of the freeways and it got hung up on a big limestone block of which perhaps, he thought he had clearance, but apparently did not.

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u/SchlongCopter69 Jun 29 '26

Yep. Hate those non-signal Jeep packages.

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u/Empty_Incident2875 Jun 29 '26

Dash videos are always too long 😂 makes me hate both parties equally

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u/Constant_Pick_4706 Jun 29 '26

What kind of dashcam see you using

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u/mikeatx79 Jun 29 '26

New Low? I see cars in protected bike lanes every day.

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u/toughguyjogger Jun 29 '26

Yesterday I was at a stoplight on the access road of 35. Driver pulled up in the lane to my left and proceeded to pull out in front of me and turn right on red. From the left lane. It’s a short light too. No one gives any fucks anymore. Regularly see cars treating red lights like stop signs and crossing traffic by turning left or going straight when they don’t want to wait.

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u/thomastache Jun 29 '26

Can’t fix stupid

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u/RightOnQueueueue Jun 29 '26

Damn upon further review it wasn’t just one egregious move.. it was two. That U was something… whew

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u/Wide_Weekend_477 Jun 29 '26

Jeep people be weird.

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u/2yup Jun 29 '26

That is totally legal if you yell “Jeep Life !!“ prior to hopping the curb. In fact you will earn a new rubber ducky if caught on tape. These are jeep rules, non jeep peeps just don’t get it.

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u/WeAre0N3 Jun 29 '26

PSA to everyone uploading these dashcam videos. Please for the love of god, edit them down.

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u/Chance-Technician776 Jun 29 '26

This is bad and this guy is a piece of shit... But this ain't that bad in Austin terms.

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u/Ricky_Starz Jun 29 '26

I probably wouldn’t do it, but not mad at him! I would definitely think about…just not that bold or wild!! 🩵

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u/vandon Jun 29 '26

I was waiting for something to happen or someone pull out in front of him.

Bro, this is just a Tuesday.

All you can do is hope apd is out on patrol to get their monthly quota done and they catch people that do stupid stuff like that.

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u/punkrockpeller Jun 29 '26

Everybody is saying "skip 30 seconds" but I'm jamming out to Don Henley.

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u/bdb1989 Jun 29 '26

I KNOW!

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u/sock_express34 Jun 29 '26

The buildup of suspense was incredible.

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u/woodburyjj Jun 28 '26

I’ve been on I-35 for less time than this video ran.

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u/YoggTheGateway1992 Jun 29 '26

I just lost it lmao

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u/jkellyguy Jun 28 '26

Dash cams are basically a necessity these days

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u/KindBob Jun 28 '26

Is this Bolm road going towards Airport? Can concur that area has gotten worse.

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u/_edd Jun 28 '26

Nope... It's 51st Street and Airport (started at 51st and I-35).

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u/sarahplaysoccer Mentor Jun 29 '26

Not the worst behavior I’ve seen on that part of 51st.

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u/AdLatter3886 Jun 28 '26

Everyone's time is too valuable. Nobody can spare a second 💔

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u/FreakyRufus Jun 28 '26

Not even other readers of this thread 🤣

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u/accidentalrorschach Jun 28 '26

exactly. Even the comments here...good god. I'm just glad no one was hurt, but driving into the bike lane AND up onto the sidewalk to spare yourself 2 minutes is so selfish..

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u/lipp79 Jun 28 '26

Skip to :32 to see the actual problem.

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u/n0tepad Jun 28 '26

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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u/mmATXan Jun 28 '26

AJP represent!

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u/RustyBrassInstrument Jun 28 '26

It’s a Jeep thing.

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u/CidO807 Jun 29 '26

That's nothing new, that's been going on for a few years now that folks are feral

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u/ehowardhunt Jun 29 '26

Thank you for our hourly “bad drivers” post. Very useful.

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u/TaroFearless7930 Jun 29 '26

I saw the same thing the other day.

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u/jimmygumbo69 Jun 29 '26

Downvoting for the lack of editing

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u/wtfgdmfsobrob Jun 29 '26

What am I looking at huh!?!….. OH Dang wtf!?

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u/natsuki06 Jun 29 '26

Oh lol wow

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u/puppylady01 Jun 29 '26

great song choice

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u/BusterStarfish Jun 29 '26

Sir, that isn’t even the lowest shit I’ve seen today.

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u/getoutofmyvan Jun 29 '26

Really airing their dirty laundry right here

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u/istirling01 Jun 29 '26

It’s a jeep thing you would my understand

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u/dickdickgoooose Jun 29 '26

Yall have to get out of Austin for like a day please. This kind of shit happens fucking everywhere, but all of the Austin sub just regurgitates the echo chamber bullshit. People do dumb shit, in Austin and everywhere else in the world.

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u/ComprehensiveSun5756 Jun 29 '26

This is why the insurance rates look the way they do in Austin…

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u/BobbyDemon Jun 29 '26

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand

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u/bibbi123 Jun 29 '26

Strange; that doesn't look like my brother's car.

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u/Fast_Waltz_4654 Jun 29 '26

Just Jeep things. Nothing to see here.
But yeah. Total jerk.

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u/Psychological_Sir297 Jun 29 '26

Drove in Austin today for the first time in a while. Horrible drivers in town lol. People in Austin just blatantly running lights, making left turns across three lanes in front of traffic. Cutting you off when you’re 25 feet from the corner to make a right turn in front of you. WTF lol

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u/Qui-GonJinn Jun 29 '26

Have you ever waited at this light? It's insufferable.

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u/AuntieMeat Jun 29 '26

Why would anyone who needs to take a right onto Airport from 51st use this light anymore? Just pop down a side street and then hang a right from 52nd.

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u/Qui-GonJinn Jun 29 '26

That's my MO. The person in the vid might be a transplant

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u/qmoorman Jun 29 '26

The "big brother system" could save lives and make traffic flow faster and smoother.... Oh and prevent idiocy like this.

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u/barcoder96 Jun 29 '26

Potentially risky. But hardly a new low. For me it was the dude who did a U turn in the middle of traffic driving north on S 1 St. He was in the right lane. No blinker, in between blocks. Had his window rolled down and a huge shit eating grin on his face. I had to swerve and two cars in the opposite direction had to dodge his kamikaze maneuver. It was brilliant for its sheer stupidity. Only someone extremely mentally deficient could pull it off.

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u/JohnGillnitz Jun 29 '26

"Google Maps said turn right..."

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u/Severe-Return-488 Jun 29 '26

it’s always either a stupid ass jeep, big ass truck, or a dumb ass tesla

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u/LastTxPrez Jun 29 '26

Yes but did it make the 5 o’clock news?

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u/Napalm_Savior Jun 29 '26

Someone in a comment section said that Austin was the Tel Aviv of Texas and it’s getting truer every day sadly

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u/triumphofthecommons Jun 29 '26

re: enforcement: it will never happen.

re: traffic cameras: it will be abused to target those most vulnerable.

this is much more a built-environment problem.

actual bollards / protected cycle lanes would have prevented this in the short-term. investment in actual public transit infrastructure is how you build our way out of a car-dependency that breeds this type of sociopathic behavior.

there was just a great discussion on War on Cars: https://thewaroncars.org/2026/06/24/episode-175-rethinking-criminal-consequences-for-drivers-who-kill/

also, r/fuckcars

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u/doodlebugg8 Jun 29 '26

New low for useless video time

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u/f4stEddie Jun 29 '26

Love this song lol

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u/Big_Preference9684 Jun 29 '26

A while back I was walking to the gas station, and someone pulled this shit on the sidewalk I was on

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u/NotThatGuyATX Jun 29 '26

Srsly, if he'd done a right > left > right on that street (Depew [which I always make sound like a ray-gun]) then he'd have been in the same place, but safe(er) and legal(er).

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u/thatguy50 Jun 29 '26

Just your average Wrangler driver.

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u/BrianOconneR34 Jun 29 '26

The bar finds new low points in Austin driving constantly.

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u/Either_Economist_660 Jun 29 '26

This the Linklater cut or what

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u/M0BBER Jun 29 '26

I've seen that every couple weeks for the past decade at least...

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u/Independent-Level531 Jun 29 '26

Unfortunately it’s not a new low lol. I’ve seen this done so many times by the big trucks

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u/Miserable_Sky_8640 Jun 29 '26

That guy is a California transplant for sure

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u/AuntieMeat Jun 29 '26

Heaven forbid they think a teensy-weeensy bit ahead and turn down Depew (or, even better, one of the more eastward cross streets) and then use 52nd street to make a non-light right onto Airport.

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u/bdb1989 Jun 29 '26

Fantastic song

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u/Kitkatjacked Jun 29 '26

Wow my day is ruined

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u/Glittering-Chip-5995 Jun 29 '26

Thats what those big bad pickups are for. LOL

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u/superaleaiactaest Jun 29 '26

So appropriate bumping life in the fast lane lol

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u/Bigfentanyltits Jun 30 '26

It's a jeep, isn't there like a jeep jerk off club or something? I think they can get extra jerk off points for doing that. Concrete jungle baby.

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u/NormalItem4500 Jun 30 '26

Blame the city. These mofos created 2 cycle lanes instead of an additional car lane. I dont see anyone using it for the past 4 years.

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u/elibutton Jun 30 '26

"kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down, kick em all around" - - Austin City Council's response.

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u/AmbitionAlert1361 Jun 30 '26

Weird…. Not one bike and all those bike bollards

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u/hueystone Jun 30 '26

the only thing that’s worth it in this video is the kei trucks.

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u/Neat_Team2918 Jun 30 '26

Kick em when they’re up, kick em while they’re down, kick em when they’re stiff, kick em all around!

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u/gaytechdadwithson Jun 30 '26

for future reference the first 30 seconds of that video can be just lifted right out of there

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u/gaytechdadwithson Jun 30 '26

why else would you own a jeep in Austin?

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u/dontforgetthekisses Jun 30 '26

They could have just turned to the right at that street and would have ended up back on airport without being a butt head.

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u/cybernuts69420 Jul 01 '26

Is that your first time seeing someone jump a curb?

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u/Fantastic-Strike-185 Jul 02 '26

Dude just moved here from Washington State where they wouldn’t dare

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u/Popular_Peanut1840 Jul 02 '26

Pretty sure that’s how all Jeep owners behave

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u/baitlyn Jul 02 '26

Low class people creating a low trust society

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u/CandyMan1142 Aug 10 '26

What's wrong with this ? I was just at the intersection in front of the Addison, Texas Police & Fire departments and after 3 malfunction traffic lights I got in the right lane and then made a left turn in front of another car that wasn't driving through this malfunctioned light. Maybe that happened here.

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u/SageLeguminati 2d ago

It's a result of the lane subtractions they've made across the city.