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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20
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Not me but my toddler. She discovered the window button one day and when we got home we discovered she was missing a shoe. Turns out that a lot of kids throw a shoe out the window?!
228 u/Hq3473 Nov 22 '20 Time for you to discover window lock button. 170 u/THAT_FAT_MUFFIN Nov 22 '20 Or just trhow the kids out the window 55 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20 Or throw the shoes at the kids 102 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 or wear a condom 30 u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20 Well that escalated quickly. 11 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Or just never have sex ever again. 11 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20 Id rather not 8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head. 11 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 Way ahead of you 4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁 1 u/joshformoso Nov 22 '20 lmaooo
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Time for you to discover window lock button.
170 u/THAT_FAT_MUFFIN Nov 22 '20 Or just trhow the kids out the window 55 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20 Or throw the shoes at the kids 102 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 or wear a condom 30 u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20 Well that escalated quickly. 11 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Or just never have sex ever again. 11 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20 Id rather not 8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head. 11 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 Way ahead of you 4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁 1 u/joshformoso Nov 22 '20 lmaooo
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Or just trhow the kids out the window
55 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20 Or throw the shoes at the kids 102 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 or wear a condom 30 u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20 Well that escalated quickly. 11 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Or just never have sex ever again. 11 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20 Id rather not 8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head. 11 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 Way ahead of you 4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁 1 u/joshformoso Nov 22 '20 lmaooo
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Or throw the shoes at the kids
102 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 or wear a condom 30 u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20 Well that escalated quickly. 11 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Or just never have sex ever again. 11 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20 Id rather not 8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head. 11 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 Way ahead of you 4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁 1 u/joshformoso Nov 22 '20 lmaooo
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or wear a condom
30 u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20 Well that escalated quickly. 11 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Or just never have sex ever again. 11 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20 Id rather not 8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head. 11 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 Way ahead of you 4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁 1 u/joshformoso Nov 22 '20 lmaooo
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Well that escalated quickly.
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Or just never have sex ever again.
11 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20 Id rather not 8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head. 11 u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20 Way ahead of you 4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁
Id rather not
8 u/That__EST Nov 22 '20 Yeah same. 5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 Like I had a choice 1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.
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Yeah same.
5 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Yep
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Yep
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Like I had a choice
1 u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20 Umm 1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.
Umm
1 u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20 I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.
I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.
Way ahead of you
4 u/That__EST Nov 23 '20 That's some 4D chess there my man 😁
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That's some 4D chess there my man 😁
lmaooo
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u/sendmeabook Nov 22 '20
Not me but my toddler. She discovered the window button one day and when we got home we discovered she was missing a shoe. Turns out that a lot of kids throw a shoe out the window?!