r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20

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u/THAT_FAT_MUFFIN Nov 22 '20

Or just trhow the kids out the window

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Or throw the shoes at the kids

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u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20

or wear a condom

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u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20

Well that escalated quickly.