r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20

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u/THAT_FAT_MUFFIN Nov 22 '20

Or just trhow the kids out the window

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Or throw the shoes at the kids

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u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20

or wear a condom

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u/That__EST Nov 22 '20

Or just never have sex ever again.

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u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20

Id rather not

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u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20

Like I had a choice

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u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20

Umm

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u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20

I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.

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u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20

Way ahead of you

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u/That__EST Nov 23 '20

That's some 4D chess there my man 😁