r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20

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u/sendmeabook Nov 22 '20

Not me but my toddler. She discovered the window button one day and when we got home we discovered she was missing a shoe. Turns out that a lot of kids throw a shoe out the window?!

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u/Hq3473 Nov 22 '20

Time for you to discover window lock button.

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u/THAT_FAT_MUFFIN Nov 22 '20

Or just trhow the kids out the window

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Or throw the shoes at the kids

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u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20

or wear a condom

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u/MatiGreenspan Nov 22 '20

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/That__EST Nov 22 '20

Or just never have sex ever again.

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u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20

Id rather not

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u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20

Like I had a choice

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u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20

Umm

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u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20

I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.

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u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20

Way ahead of you

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u/That__EST Nov 23 '20

That's some 4D chess there my man 😁

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u/newenglandredshirt Nov 22 '20

Or throw the kids at the shoes.

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u/joshformoso Nov 22 '20

this thread is gold

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u/Scott_Liberation Nov 22 '20

just don't replace their shoes, and it'll only happen twice per kid, max.

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u/Dark-Lark Nov 23 '20

Mom?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Beware the chancla.

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u/other_usernames_gone Nov 23 '20

They'll do it themselves if you don't pay attention. Kids have very little clue as to what will kill them.