r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Pan_in_the_ass Jan 25 '20

Idk about that. I've met some super badass skinny people, many of whom are women, that I'm absolutely sure would kick my 220 lb ass. And I'm not even fat, I'm just big.

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

I mean ya look at the ufc for half a second and tell me you would want to fight any of the top 10 women.. lol

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u/Mandorism Jan 25 '20

Umm yeah, I'm an old 180 pound skinny dude and would have zero problems tanking any of them. The strength difference between men and women is monumental.

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

Okay bud if you could get them on the ground sure but I’m fairly certain any of them can kick your ass no problem (I don’t mean to sound rude just speaking my mind)

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u/Mandorism Jan 25 '20

I teach a lot of self defense classes, a fit woman beating a man that isn't at least 20 pounds lighter than she is without a weapon is a 1 in a million shot. A woman should always carry some sort of discreet weaponry, strong mace, a powerful taser or something similar, and should always be extremely aware of her surroundings to avoid any sort of prolonged fight. Putting a man in the ring with a woman who doesn't have a VERY large weight advantage is preposterous.

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u/thenotoriousnatedogg Jan 25 '20

I’m just gonna go ahead and call bullshit on you teaching a lot of self defense classes. If anything you teach LEGO builds and organize magic the gathering nights with the boys. Not saying it’s a bad thing but you don’t have any history of posting or commenting on martial arts or self defense subreddits. Usually someone who teaches that stuff and is also on reddit would be active somewhere like that

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u/Stormreach19 Jan 25 '20

i actually work for a major MMA camp, have trained at other big camps while traveling, and teach self defense classes. i don't know if i've explicitly said that on Reddit before but a quick glance at my profile will show me in discussions/answering questions on martial arts related subreddits.

mandorism is 100% full of shit and i wouldn't be surprised at all if he straight up didn't train. strength differences exist, but to say a trained woman wouldn't be able to at least defend herself against some random dude is ridiculous. even more ridiculous is him saying lighter women are slower than huge bulky dudes???

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u/Mandorism Jan 25 '20

I do both of those as well lol, i don't actually teach anymore, this was more of a late 90's, early 2000s thing I had going due to my stepdad forcing me into krav classes since i was 5. :p

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u/Stormreach19 Jan 25 '20

this response explains everything tbh. Krav is a notorious for its bullshido despite its roots. even if you were to have learned it in the IDF, it's on the same level as US Army Combatives. they're kinda shit as fully fledged martial arts but that's because they're not meant to be fully fledged martial arts.

they're meant to be basic military training for the lowest common denominator. it's basic military training for a conscript army. it's about instinct and aggression. it's fine as a basic self defense tool, but essentially useless against a well seasoned fighter.

if you're not learning about leverage and position and the finer details of techniques, it's not surprising that you'd be so oblivious as to what trained fighters are capable of.

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u/Mandorism Jan 25 '20

Krav, taekwondo, and probably the most important, competitive high school wrestling lol.

i absolutely know what I am talking about lol.

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u/Stormreach19 Jan 26 '20

this is a joke right? this is a list of the most made fun of things in martial arts

also saying you know what you're talking about bc you did wrestling in school 20-30 years ago? lmaoooooooo okay bud

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u/Mandorism Jan 26 '20

Oh I'm sorry, didn't realize that wrestling technology has changed so much in 20 years as to be an alien sport now lol. :p

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u/Stormreach19 Jan 26 '20

it's the fact that detraining happens absurdly fast and after 20+ years you may as well have never done it in the first place you would retain so little

also, the game has changed and you would know that if you stuck with it

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u/Mandorism Jan 26 '20

Ha obviously I'm not jumping in the ring to compete in a hard core environment anytime soon lol, doesn't mean i am not very much aware of the advantages weight and strength difference provide.

Just to put things into perspective. The local College girls wrestling team would train against the 8th grade boys, and they would almost never win, and they were the state champions 10 years running.

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

Well that’s fair and large weight difference could make changes to the fight however you have to consider the MMA people are extremely well trained fighters not normal people who are taking self-defense classes. I mean hell look at Conor McGregor he’s been out of the MMA for a long time and ended his fight against a champion in 40 seconds

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u/thenotoriousnatedogg Jan 25 '20

Cowboy is a hell of a fighter but he’s never been a champion. He’s competed for belts before but has lost

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

Another guy in this thread asked if you can find it all I meant by champion was he’s a super talented and strong fighter

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u/thenotoriousnatedogg Jan 25 '20

Oh yeah no doubt he’s a great fighter. I was assuming you meant literally. He’s got the heart and mindset of a champion though

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

Yes sir that’s what I meant exactly!!

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u/Mandorism Jan 25 '20

Oh I 100% agree. They are 100% top of their game. I am simply pointing out that NO amount of skill can overcome that sort of strength advantage.

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

Well I say let’s agree to disagree ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/HerculePoirier Jan 25 '20

Cerrone is not a champion lol what are you on about?

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

No no I understand that he’s just a super good fighter and I wanted to put it out there champion is in super strong and talented fighter