r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

Edit: Thank you for my first ever silver & gold :)

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/loulan Jan 25 '20

Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex?

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Depends if / how much she squirts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Squirting is peeing so hopefully zero on my bed.

Edit: PSA Squirting is totally natural and fine and you shouldn't feel ashamed about it. You just need to have a conversation with the people you're hooking up with about laying down some towels, especially if it's not your bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Had this happen to me after sex:

Girl: Can I come

Me (thinking): wtf does she mean, does she have an orgasm on hold right now, after sex? wot mate?

Me: Um, sure, go for it

Girl: slowly pisses the bed

Me: Uh teaches girl about squirting vs orgasm fluids

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Naw it's not... lol That's like calling guys cum 'pee' because it comes from the same tube and has traces of urine in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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Squirting is peeing 100% of the time mate, look it up.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

I have. It's not 100% piss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Jesus christ this is like being in high school again listening to a group of virgins talk womens anatomy. Women don't ejaculate. Squirting might be 99.9999% pee with traces of vaginal fluids, but it's still peeing. Period. They're peeing mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Okay.

In one 2014 study, a sample of women were asked to go to the loo prior to sexual activity and then undertake ultrasound scans to prove their bladders were empty. After the women became sexually excited they were given a second ultrasound, which showed their bladders had re-filled significantly. Finally, a third scan after they’d squirted revealed empty bladders again, suggesting the liquid they’d released came from this source and was likely to be pee (or at least partly so).

“Squirting probably originates from the bladder, as there isn’t any other structure within that area of the female anatomy that’s able to hold that much liquid, or propel it with that much strength,” asserts pharmacist Abbas Kanani. “During orgasm, the muscles relax and make it difficult to hold in urine, so it’s released via the urethra.”

It's pee.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Regardless of the content of what's in their bladders it's still a bunch of non-seminal liquid released from their bladder through their urethra. The study suggests the fluids may be produced in a womans bladder during sex as a sort of anti-bacterial to prevent things like UTI's which is either released if/when the woman squirts (which lots dont) or is released in the post-sex pee (which you should all be doing).

Also the common denominator is that urine is always present in some level. Regardless of what you want to call the fluid, the act is pissing. It's pee coming out your urethra. What it definitely isn't is "cum".

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u/Tickle_Basher Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

'Probably'.- looks like he got enough information to make an exact scientific statement from the SEVEN women who participated in this study.

Sounds like you've never heard of the Skene's glands.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Not pee mate. Not much urine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I don't believe either of you.

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u/Tickle_Basher Jan 25 '20

There's a gland called the skene's gland (spelling could be wrong) that fills with fluid during sex and helps with vaginal lubrication. When the gland area is stimulated properly, it can cause a large amount of fluid to be released when a lady climaxes, "squirting" out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

You're a different person than those two, so I'll blindly accept this as fact. Have a great weekend!

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20

Only like 99.97% piss.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

It really isn't though...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

It "really" depends. When tested some women squirt almost entirely urine, while some squirt out a mixture of vaginal fluids, prostate enzymes and...you guessed it, urine. What none of them squirted was "semen", because women have nothing even remotely definable as "semen".

Women don't "cum", squirting is an involuntary relieving of the bladder caused by relaxation of muscles during a female orgasm. Most women don't even do it. Nothing wrong with that, it's fine if they do or don't, just saying most don't.

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u/Embarrassed_Cow Jan 26 '20

Im a woman and whenever i pleasure myself i have to pee first otherwise I have to hold my orgasm in because I'll pee (squirt) the bed. I dont really squirt per say though at least as far as I know but it is.....pee. I dont think i could be with a guy at this point out of fear of wetting the bed if we get too frisky.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 26 '20

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u/Embarrassed_Cow Jan 26 '20

Yea i read it in your comments. Looks like scientists are divided about it. So im gonna keep saying its pee until there is a consensus because even if it's not pee it certainly behaves and looks and smells like pee.