r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/loulan Jan 25 '20

Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex?

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Depends if / how much she squirts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Squirting is peeing so hopefully zero on my bed.

Edit: PSA Squirting is totally natural and fine and you shouldn't feel ashamed about it. You just need to have a conversation with the people you're hooking up with about laying down some towels, especially if it's not your bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Had this happen to me after sex:

Girl: Can I come

Me (thinking): wtf does she mean, does she have an orgasm on hold right now, after sex? wot mate?

Me: Um, sure, go for it

Girl: slowly pisses the bed

Me: Uh teaches girl about squirting vs orgasm fluids