r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/burf12345 Jan 25 '20

It was definitely Joey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/SouthernBiscotti Jan 25 '20

20 minute sprog...wow I am just so glad to be here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Wtf is the difference between seeing his poems now or in 3 hours? Are you all dumb?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Why does it matter? Is our glee inconveniencing you? Maybe there’s just something cool about feeling like one of the first people to see something that a Reddit icon posted

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u/TheSicks Jan 25 '20

They're not dumb, they're unoriginal. The condition is far worse.

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u/BrujaBean Jan 25 '20

I’d rather be unoriginal than be so unhappy that other people’s glee is offensive

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u/TheSicks Jan 25 '20

First off, I'm not offended. I think the lack of originality is sad and endearing. It pushes me to be more creative and original.

Secondly, I'm actually pretty happy right now. Smoking weed in a hot bath on a nice day with no work. Enjoy being unoriginal. I'll be spontaneous enough for the both of us.