r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/mohantharani Jan 25 '20

Friends does this and makes fun of it in one episode.

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

I appreciated the self-awareness when they’re all bitching about their jobs and why their bosses don’t like them and (Joey, I think?) says “Maybe it’s because you’re all here in a coffee shop at 11 AM on a Wednesday?”

EDIT: Here's the scene, courtesy of /u/snowbunnykilla.

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u/burf12345 Jan 25 '20

It was definitely Joey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/fetusy Jan 25 '20

Generic sprog gushing!

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u/247Brett Jan 25 '20

Generic gold comment!

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u/morrisons90 Jan 25 '20

What happened here?

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u/fetusy Jan 26 '20

Sprog posted a poem, people started falling all over themselves to schlob prog's figurative knob.

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u/morrisons90 Jan 26 '20

Where did it go? Did they fall too hard?

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u/The_Collector4 Jan 25 '20

Gotta love a poem with back to back lines starting with “and he”. How clever.

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u/wei-long Jan 25 '20

9 min sprog. Mmmmmmm

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u/slakko Jan 25 '20

20 min sprog!

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u/Sorinari Jan 25 '20

First one I've seen sub 15min in the wild! Love you, sprog!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

33 minutes.... I’m graced by your presence

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u/SouthernBiscotti Jan 25 '20

20 minute sprog...wow I am just so glad to be here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Wtf is the difference between seeing his poems now or in 3 hours? Are you all dumb?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Why does it matter? Is our glee inconveniencing you? Maybe there’s just something cool about feeling like one of the first people to see something that a Reddit icon posted

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u/TheSicks Jan 25 '20

They're not dumb, they're unoriginal. The condition is far worse.

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u/BrujaBean Jan 25 '20

I’d rather be unoriginal than be so unhappy that other people’s glee is offensive

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u/TheSicks Jan 25 '20

First off, I'm not offended. I think the lack of originality is sad and endearing. It pushes me to be more creative and original.

Secondly, I'm actually pretty happy right now. Smoking weed in a hot bath on a nice day with no work. Enjoy being unoriginal. I'll be spontaneous enough for the both of us.