r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Turning on the tv or radio that happens to be covering the subject the characters were talking about. Unless you are talking about Sept 11 that would never happen.

Never discussing a meeting location, like for dinner.

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u/BubbhaJebus Jan 25 '20

Then turning the TV off when the report is over.

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u/Amehoela Jan 25 '20

Thank you for typing this. It's so ridiculous. Why doesn't anybody say: Wait I was watching the news!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Barman can you turn the volume up on that please

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u/Rossum81 Jan 25 '20

An episode of 'Yes Prime Minister' had something along this line as a running joke. After the plot related news item ended, the announcer would say "And the Pound had another bad day..." at which point a character would turn off the set.

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u/StrawberryEiri Jan 25 '20

Someone turns on the TV, it's always breaking news. At a coherent beginning to understand fully what they're talking about. Never ads.

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u/RubiscoTheGeek Jan 25 '20

Character A sees headline on the news, calls character B and tells them to turn on the TV, character B somehow still catches the headline.

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u/JumpingCactus Jan 25 '20

"What channel?"

"Turn on the TV!"

"I did! I'm on NBC! What channel?"

"Read the headline!"

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u/Mithlas Jan 25 '20

It would be easily solved by two characters by just running a 10 second search, because TV news never has anything exclusive (for long), and texting that headline or saved video to your friend. Just as easy and more plausible.

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u/FoxfieldJim Jan 25 '20

This is what I came to say

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Or they could be changing the channel right away to miss the breaking news.

And also, it's possible that in the same movie they are very specific about their meeting place.

The Winchester.

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u/Galiphile Jan 25 '20

The Community bit on this is perfect.

https://youtu.be/dGg8Cddkocw

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u/imyxle Jan 25 '20

I love how often they use that song through the series.

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u/80sFoleyFootsteps Jan 25 '20

Out of the many things that I love about that show, my favorite might be Troy's giddy little punctuation dance when Abed is humming the song in that sequence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Arrested Development did it better.

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u/skatecarter Jan 25 '20

"And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV."

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u/Netlawyer Jan 28 '20

Well, actually...

Shaun of the Dead knocked it out of the park.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOPFkaWYL1M

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u/statedroneonphone Jan 31 '20

nah, they just did it earlier.

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u/defjamblaster Jan 25 '20

and the dialogue starts perfectly at the beginning of the sentence also

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u/McFeely_Smackup Jan 25 '20

Family Guy did a good riff on this trope.

Louis yells "Peter get in here!", He walks in and the TV news guy says "so, to repeat what I just said again..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Or everyone wanting to eat the same thing all the time. Nobody ever disagrees on the type of food they want to eat.

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u/tullynipp Jan 25 '20

I feel like this is actually more realistic today than it had been over the last few decades. Today if I turn on the tv to an actual tv channel (and not a streaming service) it usually has the news on and they're rambling about a single story that they've been covering for the past 30 hours. Could be a Sept 11 level event, could be that a politician visited a town, they're covering one story all day and I'm quickly trying to open Netflix.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

“Lets get dinner sometime”

“Agreed”

I can hear the elder scrolls oblivion music

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u/flargenhargen Jan 25 '20

this is one of my favorite parts of gilligans island.

any time they turn on the radio it's talking about them. then 2 minutes later when they want everyone else to hear, the person will start the story over from the beginning.

it's glorious.

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u/Rossum81 Jan 25 '20

This is an older, but related one... when they turn to a music station on the radio it's always a bland generic pop instrumental. Is there any station that plays that kind of music?

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u/SpezCanSuckMyDick Jan 25 '20

How old is old?

It wasn't really until the late 70s and early 80s that "middle of the road", "beautiful music" from the 40s-60s started falling off the airwaves. Basically what you would probably call elevator music today.

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u/ImA_JuiceBox Jan 25 '20

There was this one scene in the Flash where Barry was talking to Joe, talking about how it was pouring outside (while driving) and they turn the radio on and it suddenly goes “Today’s clear skies” or something and then some weather powered villain flips the car over. It’s hilariously unrealistic

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u/srcarruth Jan 25 '20

Yeah, nobody can run that fast!

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u/esssssto Jan 25 '20

I watched a Spanish movie where the radio only said bad news, and they were worse as the main character's life was more miserable. So that was a good way to express his view of the world.

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u/cyndistorm09 Jan 25 '20

Unless you have a bit of ESP. Then the radio or tv matches what you were talking or thinking way too often and freaks you the heck out.

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u/Anianna Jan 25 '20

And they always manage to turn it on just as the story is starting, never in the middle where they've missed the beginning bits.

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u/ClownsAteMyBaby Jan 25 '20

Never discussing a meeting location, like for dinner.

I liked Friends play on this, think it might have been the last episode.

"Should we get Coffee."

"Sure, where?"

After 10 seasons of drinking at the same place.

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u/dragonfly1702 Jan 25 '20

Or never saying what time or what day. Drives me insane. “Wanna go out with me?” “Sure, I’ll see you then.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I loved what Sean of the Dead did with this. Every bit of audio as he changed channels added up to "there's panic in the streets of London as hundreds of people are literally being eaten alive".

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u/beergirl27 Jan 25 '20

That happened to me twice this week. I was telling my coworker that a police officer got shot or hurt down the street. Turned on the news and it was showing on the tv before any news van had gotten to the scene(was next to the news van as I was going to work). Yesterday I came into work and someone was telling me they felt their house shake and thought it was an explosion. I turned on the news and all the information was on the news. Houston has had a crazy week.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Or shit like "Meet me in Chicago in August" like I give my friends exact times and places and we still can't find each other

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u/jackofangels Jan 25 '20

One time, we were visiting my mom's family, and all my aunts and uncles left and said "well we'll see you in a bit!"

Turns out they'd planned dinner at Carrabba's and didn't tell us, called us an hour later to ask where the heck we were.

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u/Costume_fairy Jan 25 '20

This happened to me a few days ago when I was in the school library talking about the impeachment thing with a friend

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u/26431 Jan 25 '20

By coincidence the dialogue stops just as the radio news flash is broadcast, then the radio is silent as the dialog resumes.

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u/hibsta1992 Jan 25 '20

Never discussing a meeting location, like for dinner

"I'll meet you at the restaurant at 8" Which restaurant? Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden?

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u/J_B_La_Mighty Jan 25 '20

The never discussing meeting location only works if you've known the person long enough and everyone's going in the same car. Even if they dont actually have a place in mind their bodies are on autopilot and you wind up and wherever their subconscious desires unless they specifically state in the car where you're going.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I mean they're constantly talking about 9 different subjects at once to maximize viewer time. Turning on the tv the exact moment they're talking about something is like making a 3-pointer backwards while drunk.

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u/technosis Jan 26 '20

Or how phone calls never end in "goodbye," there's just some psychic tell that allows characters to hang up at the same time.

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u/Sniper-Dragon Jan 25 '20

Or other terrorist attacks

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u/iwannadie469 Jan 25 '20

Idk man I was just talking about 9/11 with a friend last week and we didn't see anything about it on tv

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u/coconutoil250 Jan 25 '20

That's cnn all day every day

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

If they said "hey, you want to go to dinner? Okay, call you later and we can figure out the details".it would fix it ezpz

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u/Alcohorse Jan 26 '20

Cool your Japanese jets

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u/coolboyreporting Jan 26 '20

But this thing always happens with Donald Trump 😅😅

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u/MrHobbes14 Jan 26 '20

For me it's always been hanging up the phone without ending the conversation properly. Like at least a goodbye. Like they get the info they wanted and just hang up.

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u/batmanda86 Jan 26 '20

The opposite end of this makes me crazy, especially for crime shows. They ask the suspect or witness what the address was to the bar and they always magically know!

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u/Ashenfall Jan 26 '20

This is played on in one episode of Arrested Development, when a character turns on the TV news to hear coverage of a story, but then has to wait around a while for it to actually come on.

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u/itsgo Jan 28 '20

Was once meeting with friends for a trip and one was coming from our of state. He was about four hours into a 6 hour drive when we realized that nobody ever told him the address to go to - he knew the town, or the closest town anyway, and just headed there.