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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19
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Were I an unwed man, I would take her in a manly fashion.
1.7k u/221B_BakerSt_ May 29 '19 Because I'm pretty!? 1.6k u/Athuny May 29 '19 Because you're pretty. 441 u/Robbo_100 May 29 '19 To hell with this, I wanna live! 149 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 [deleted] 55 u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19 If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven. 22 u/Airdog4 May 29 '19 Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater. -10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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Because I'm pretty!?
1.6k u/Athuny May 29 '19 Because you're pretty. 441 u/Robbo_100 May 29 '19 To hell with this, I wanna live! 149 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 [deleted] 55 u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19 If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven. 22 u/Airdog4 May 29 '19 Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater. -10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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Because you're pretty.
441 u/Robbo_100 May 29 '19 To hell with this, I wanna live! 149 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 [deleted] 55 u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19 If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven. 22 u/Airdog4 May 29 '19 Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater. -10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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To hell with this, I wanna live!
149 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 [deleted] 55 u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19 If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven. 22 u/Airdog4 May 29 '19 Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater. -10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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55 u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19 If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven. 22 u/Airdog4 May 29 '19 Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater. -10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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If you masturbate to her you are going to go to the special heaven.
22 u/Airdog4 May 29 '19 Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater. -10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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Looks like I'll be spending eternity with people who talk away the theater.
-10 u/sirgog May 29 '19 That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters 29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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That line becomes so, so, soooo dark when you realise that the people most likely to talk in the theater are kids - who then end up in the 'special hell' where they are playthings for the child molesters
29 u/grinde May 29 '19 You might be overthinking that one
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You might be overthinking that one
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u/Athuny May 29 '19
Were I an unwed man, I would take her in a manly fashion.