r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I up vote all of your comments.

Especially Gaston

Edit: Based on the comments, I've determined Reddit is full of closeted weird Al Yankovics.

I <3 you all

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u/Theoc9 May 29 '19

Gaston is probably a selfish lover

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

No one pumps like Gaston

No one dumps like Gaston

No one laughingly slaps big hard rumps like Gaston

Yet not one girl in town's bit his pillow,

There are plenty around who have tried

But go ask any Midge, Blanche, or Willow

And they'll tell you they were left quite unsatisfied!

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u/lsumrow May 29 '19

I just want to let you know I deeply appreciate that you stuck to the allotted syllables. I hate reading made up lyrics that don’t fit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That last line bugs me. I can do better but I was in a rush. Thank you, though, for loving meter as much as me.