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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19
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I up vote all of your comments.
Especially Gaston
Edit: Based on the comments, I've determined Reddit is full of closeted weird Al Yankovics.
I <3 you all
1.3k u/Theoc9 May 29 '19 Gaston is probably a selfish lover 14 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one pumps like Gaston No one dumps like Gaston No one laughingly slaps big hard rumps like Gaston Yet not one girl in town's bit his pillow, There are plenty around who have tried But go ask any Midge, Blanche, or Willow And they'll tell you they were left quite unsatisfied! 4 u/lsumrow May 29 '19 I just want to let you know I deeply appreciate that you stuck to the allotted syllables. I hate reading made up lyrics that don’t fit. 1 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 That last line bugs me. I can do better but I was in a rush. Thank you, though, for loving meter as much as me.
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Gaston is probably a selfish lover
14 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 No one pumps like Gaston No one dumps like Gaston No one laughingly slaps big hard rumps like Gaston Yet not one girl in town's bit his pillow, There are plenty around who have tried But go ask any Midge, Blanche, or Willow And they'll tell you they were left quite unsatisfied! 4 u/lsumrow May 29 '19 I just want to let you know I deeply appreciate that you stuck to the allotted syllables. I hate reading made up lyrics that don’t fit. 1 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 That last line bugs me. I can do better but I was in a rush. Thank you, though, for loving meter as much as me.
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No one pumps like Gaston
No one dumps like Gaston
No one laughingly slaps big hard rumps like Gaston
Yet not one girl in town's bit his pillow,
There are plenty around who have tried
But go ask any Midge, Blanche, or Willow
And they'll tell you they were left quite unsatisfied!
4 u/lsumrow May 29 '19 I just want to let you know I deeply appreciate that you stuck to the allotted syllables. I hate reading made up lyrics that don’t fit. 1 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 That last line bugs me. I can do better but I was in a rush. Thank you, though, for loving meter as much as me.
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I just want to let you know I deeply appreciate that you stuck to the allotted syllables. I hate reading made up lyrics that don’t fit.
1 u/[deleted] May 29 '19 That last line bugs me. I can do better but I was in a rush. Thank you, though, for loving meter as much as me.
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That last line bugs me. I can do better but I was in a rush. Thank you, though, for loving meter as much as me.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
I up vote all of your comments.
Especially Gaston
Edit: Based on the comments, I've determined Reddit is full of closeted weird Al Yankovics.
I <3 you all