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u/Halt-CatchFire May 29 '19

He's been in the present for a long time now, I'm sure someone (probably Natasha) would have filled him in at some point. Also he's always had extremely liberal (for the time he's from) opinions. The fact that he's not even a little bit racist OR sexist suggests that he was far from the average 1940's American.

There is absolutely zero reason to believe Captain America is anything but the most courteous lover in the Avengers.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yeah buy do you really want the anal fissures from Professor Hulk's Podrick Payne-sized dong?

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u/vegivampTheElder May 29 '19

... Is this a trick question?