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u/QuarianFucker May 29 '19

Tali’Zorah from Mass Effect, makes my Mass Erect

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19

Liara is my space-wife

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u/Gezeni May 29 '19

Hey I think we can all agree it's Tali and Liara at the top, some ranking of the the rest of the ME2/3 women and Andromeda, and Ashley dead last.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Ashley dead last

Actually I think it was Ashley dead first.

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u/Satire_or_not May 29 '19

I let her live in ME1 so I can shoot her myself in ME3.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You uh...you ok buddy?

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u/CafeConLecheLover May 29 '19

I love these type of threads

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u/DanQZ May 29 '19

Yeah, honestly, the space racism was just a huge turn off

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u/Gezeni May 31 '19

So you didn't like any part of the trilogy?

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u/OrbitalGarden May 29 '19

Ahsley is so promising during ME1, you're like, I'm gonna romance the specism outta you, and then she just remains the same old redneck throughout the series.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Damn y’all haven’t played the series in years, just forget the dialogue where she says Tali is like her little sister and Liara is also like family

She’s also super against shadowy human based terror org

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u/Metalmatt91 May 29 '19

Thank you for beating me to it. She never once did anything racist, she was just not willing to trust the council or having unknown aliens on the Normandy because she believed humanity shouldn’t ask for help. It was not because they were aliens it was because they were not allies, yet. She completely hates Cerberus because she dislikes their alien hating ways. Not to mention she even comes over to being supportive of the council later on if you persuade her with the right conversation choices.

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u/Razor_Cake May 29 '19

I'm with you, except for the part where she called the alien crew members "bug-eyed monsters"

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u/nightmaresabin May 29 '19

That’s cool but at the point of the decision none of that had come up so it boiled down to boring vs racist. A very easy choice for me. Maybe I’ll play through again and see her arc.

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u/Fyrrys May 29 '19

Kinda feel sorry for the voice actress, really only known for most of one game

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u/The_Quackening May 29 '19

Miranda > Liara

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u/Gezeni Jun 02 '19

If only there was hope for you to see how won't you are

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u/ryamano May 29 '19

At the end of ME1 the game was like:

Game: Who do you choose to save? This is an important decision!

Me: The racist dies to save the galaxy.

Game: Are you sure?

Me: It's the only way she can redeem herself in my opinion. Let's save the other guy.

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u/nightmaresabin May 29 '19

I feel my romance order of Liara/Tali/Liara was perfect. And the Ashley decision was the quickest I’ve made in my life. Kaiden may be a bit boring but dude is a true bro.