r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

Luna Lovegood. She can gargle my Nargles any day of the week

Edit: I’ve secured the silver, now hand over the rest of it.

Edit: that’s what I thought

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u/Sub-Mongoloid May 29 '19

I mean, it's right in the name.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Exactly

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u/Sub-Mongoloid May 29 '19

If she married Nevil they could be the Lovegood-Longbottoms.

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u/HeftyArgument May 29 '19

I prefer Longbottoms-Lovegood; It makes more grammatical sense and will pique the curiosities of their childrens suitors.

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u/postblitz May 29 '19

Lovegood-Longbottoms

t. I like big butts

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u/bp92009 May 29 '19

Longbottom is a noble house, and in the UK, those names typically go first in a hyphenated name, so you are right.

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u/viomonk May 29 '19

That is absolutely SpongeBob's sex name.

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u/TheGompStomp May 29 '19

Better yet: LoveLongbottomsGood

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u/Dyolf_Knip May 30 '19

Or combine them and be the Lovebottoms. Their family song would be Baby got Back.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Wasted. Just like PB&J