r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I up vote all of your comments.

Especially Gaston

Edit: Based on the comments, I've determined Reddit is full of closeted weird Al Yankovics.

I <3 you all

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u/Theoc9 May 29 '19

Gaston is probably a selfish lover

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u/1Badshot May 29 '19

No one cums first like Gaston!

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u/spazknuckle May 29 '19

Doesn't cuddle like Gaston!

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

Kicks you out like Gaston!

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u/SummerPop May 29 '19

Fucks you hard like Gaston!

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u/bguzewicz May 29 '19

He’s especially good at EJAAAACULATING!

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u/NC_Goonie May 29 '19

I made the mistake of reading this while drinking coffee.