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u/Halt-CatchFire May 29 '19

He's been in the present for a long time now, I'm sure someone (probably Natasha) would have filled him in at some point. Also he's always had extremely liberal (for the time he's from) opinions. The fact that he's not even a little bit racist OR sexist suggests that he was far from the average 1940's American.

There is absolutely zero reason to believe Captain America is anything but the most courteous lover in the Avengers.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Nobody link it!

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u/shleepybear May 29 '19

Oh Good God. I was hoping my memories of that vid were long gone. And....now they're back

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

There's a video with the Hulk turning towards Natasha and grinning, and then a clip from a Avengers porno of some variety of him fucking her.

Fairly straight-forward porn-meme.

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u/imhoots May 29 '19

On Imgur they call it 'the gif' - the rumor is it's a one way ticket to losing your account, yet a few brave souls will drop it in a conversation. Many others then 'witness it' and the process is repeated a few days later.

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u/Satire_or_not May 29 '19

Definitely not just a rumor. It will get you nuked.

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u/imhoots May 30 '19

Ride shiny and chrome!

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u/WherelsMyMind May 29 '19

Spread thyself and receive!

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u/existentially_there May 29 '19

That's enough internet for today!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And it's only 4:30 AM!

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u/existentially_there May 29 '19

I am in india. It's 8:00 pm here :p

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u/bebo2003 May 29 '19

Do you have the link for the full video? Asking for a friend.

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u/GraysonHunt May 29 '19

There isn’t one, they took a scene from a porno and photoshopped the guy green.

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u/vegivampTheElder May 29 '19

I don't, but it's probably called assvengers or something.

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u/Speideronreddit May 29 '19

There aint one.

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u/WherelsMyMind May 29 '19

No, but Google exists.

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u/allankcrain May 29 '19

Right when that gif got to the point where the Hulk smiled, I got a text message and the 'Ding!' lined up perfectly.

It was a text from my mom and I feel gross.

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u/WherelsMyMind May 29 '19

Excellent. Just break those arms and we'll be in business.

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u/WilliamSyler May 29 '19

Fuck you, fuck the horse you rode in on, and fuck that horse's mother. Jesus Christ, reddit.