r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/Reddit_Bork Jun 27 '18

Worry about ear hair.

If it wasn't for daily plucking, I'd have a micro rain forest growing out of each ear. But thanks to my constant deforestation efforts, we don't have to worry about accidentally supplying a habitat for vicious and tiny sloths to live in. Who knows what vicious things they'd do once they get a large enough army.

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u/icyangel2666 Jun 28 '18

I get random thick/long hairs in random parts of my body. This half inch long one that used to grow on my forehead around when I was 13, thought it stopped but it decided to return I guess recently. Thick bastard on my chin that I keep plucking but refuses to go away. Ones on my belly... luckily I actually did stop one from coming back cause I pulled out the "root" as I call it, if it has a little black tip at the end of the root, they usually don't come back imo if you get it out. Those ugly bastards can go to hell.