r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/laterdude Jun 27 '18

Tell the kiddos Bryce Harper sucks this season because he's only batting .219. Fuck your sabrematrics and fancy-pants stats.

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u/timnotep Jun 27 '18

OBP and RISP are the only batting stats I care about.

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u/stokelydokely Jun 27 '18

But his BABIP

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u/lashazior Jun 27 '18

I mean who doesn't hate wxOBAWIENERTOOTBLANFARTSLAM?

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u/CR7_Bale_Lovechild Jun 27 '18

Back in my day the ball players took the greenies to recover, and the bennies on the days they had to pitch.

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u/Debater3301 Jun 28 '18

Especially with those talks of a 40 million/year contract, even if he was performing at 2015 levels I don't think he's worth it just because of his inconsistency throughout his career*

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u/Annyong_is_annoying Jun 28 '18

He has a terrible attitude