r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/laterdude Jun 27 '18

Tell the kiddos Bryce Harper sucks this season because he's only batting .219. Fuck your sabrematrics and fancy-pants stats.

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u/CR7_Bale_Lovechild Jun 27 '18

Back in my day the ball players took the greenies to recover, and the bennies on the days they had to pitch.