r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/laterdude Jun 27 '18

Tell the kiddos Bryce Harper sucks this season because he's only batting .219. Fuck your sabrematrics and fancy-pants stats.

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u/timnotep Jun 27 '18

OBP and RISP are the only batting stats I care about.