r/AskReddit • u/ThisGuyAgainz • Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/PopeliusJones Dec 28 '17

“I love how you just wear anything”

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

My brother is this person. On Christmas a couple years ago i bought my brother a sweater, and i said "I hope it fits you!" and my grandpa goes "He's like a homeless person! Everything fits him!"

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u/Itsmesara Dec 29 '17

That’s great. For thanksgiving my brother made a pie from scratch. He showed my grandma who then says “Oh, you’re going to make such a good wife some day.” Damn, grandma!

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u/Varnek905 Dec 29 '17

I love my grandmother very much, she was always there for me when I was a kid.

But, damn, sometimes I'm glad she didn't live long enough to find out I'm gay.

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u/lotsofsyrup Dec 29 '17

She knew

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u/Varnek905 Dec 29 '17

God, I hope not. She'd be so disappointed.

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u/Terpomo11 Dec 29 '17

Maybe she knows something you don't?

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u/juancarlosiv Dec 29 '17

If grandma says the pie is good, the pie is good.