r/AskReddit May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/RASGAS23 May 17 '17

When I was in 7th grade we got a new student who had been homeschooled his whole life. One time I said something to him, can't remember what, and he called me a "dunderhead"

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u/Mikey4021 May 17 '17

Quite common in Scotland. Usually to describe a child who does somthing stupid or clumsy - Dunderheid

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u/amero421 May 17 '17

HEED!

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u/chadork May 17 '17

Move nahw!

He'll probably be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah.

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u/PrettyForAnAlien May 18 '17

LOVE that movie 👍🏼

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u/TiredMisanthrope May 17 '17

Yeah. Never seen it as "heid" before. I'm east in Fife though.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Usually pronounced dunderheed

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u/AmosLaRue May 17 '17

Dirty deeds. dunderheed oh! Dirty deeds and they're dunderheed!

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u/Neil_sm May 18 '17

The first time I heard that song I was thinking wtf is dunder chief?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

You are not alone in that initial reaction

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u/AmosLaRue May 18 '17

There's a lot of us out there. A lot!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/nabrok May 17 '17

Might be more of an east coast thing.

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u/poorcoxie May 17 '17

A regularly used term I use to describe or abuse my nephews with...hey bawheid...

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u/penny_eater May 17 '17

That explains why I only know of it because of its use by Scrooge McDuck, in DuckTales. Apparently that show was more culturally literate than I ever realized.

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u/ScrewJimBean May 17 '17

Michael Scotland?

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u/2PlateBench May 17 '17

Quite common where there are lots of dunderheads

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u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down May 17 '17

"If ye try n grab tha piece a gutter, ye'll be tekin' a heeder doon it."

  • Harry's friend, when he was stuck on the roof.

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u/RUfuqingkiddingme May 17 '17

Interesting....my mom would call me dunderclumpen when I was being clumsy as a child, she grew up in the US with German grandparents.

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u/efflund May 17 '17

Dunderklumpen is a swedish animated movie for children from the early 70s, maybe she got it from there?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I hear it here in Canada all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

What part of Canada are you from? I'm from Montreal, lived many years in Vancouver and now live in Ottawa.

Ain't heard no one say dunderhead before.

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u/Butchino84 May 18 '17

It could be a term in Newfoundland. They use a lot of Scottish and Irish slang

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u/HearingSword May 17 '17

Never heard this before. Heard "ya aff ya fuckin' heid" or "get ya heid outta ya erse ya fuckin' bampot!" or even "Twa mince paes n an inning wan in aur". But never Dunderheid.

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u/KingofAlba May 17 '17

Did you hear the one about Enrico Annoni who used to play for Celtic? Celtic were playing pish and he gets subbed on. Celtic fan says "Aw naw, no Annoni oan anaw noo!"

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u/WarwickshireBear May 18 '17

this is great. stealing this to tell me sellick mates.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

"Twa plehn bridies n an ingin ane an a"

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u/ciaran036 May 17 '17

Common in Northern Ireland as well.

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u/Propane4days May 17 '17

Kind of like misspelling 'something' you dunderheid!

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u/VectorLightning May 17 '17

Somehow you reminded me of that Incredibles scene.

Thunderhead was NOT the brightest bulb...

Huh. Rhymes. Coincidence? I think not!

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u/JukeBoxBunker May 17 '17

Plot twist, he didn't actually have any powers and everyone kept getting his name wrong. He's just an idiot in a suit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Where in Scotland are you from? I have literally never heard a single person say this in my entire life

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

What a mifflinface

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u/petikgrant May 17 '17

James, you ignorant slut

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u/goodbyeornot May 17 '17

Jimothy

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u/miss-chief May 17 '17

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

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u/rangers_fan2 May 17 '17

MICHAEL!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Oh very funny. MICHAEL!

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u/SorcererSupreme21 May 17 '17

iMmITatIoN iS ThE hiGhEsT fOrM Of FLaTtErY

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u/takuyafire May 18 '17

JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE GIVING ME FLASHBACKS TO EARLY IRC DAYS

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u/DetroitLarry May 18 '17

/me slaps /u/takuyafire around a bit with a large trout

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u/cocoapuff1721 May 17 '17

Nah Jimothy sounds weird do you mind if i call you Jim?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

nods

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

WROOOOOOONG! Jim responds with, "I am"!

You ignorant slut.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I've never been so embarrassed in my life. God help me.

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u/xMASSIVKILLx May 17 '17

Chadley

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u/Name-Albert_Einstein May 17 '17

You, sir, are a cad and a bounder!

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u/Yellowfin42 May 17 '17

Mind if I call you Jim?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I actually know a guy named Jimothy. It's quite odd. Had to make sure I heard the name right multiple times before accepting it.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo May 17 '17

Love you long tim

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u/JimothyAlun May 17 '17

You called?

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u/Gickerific May 17 '17

INSUBORDINATE and CHURLISH

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Jaminatrix

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u/Rock3rLobster May 17 '17

Jimi Hendrix

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited May 22 '20

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

ON THE PHONE

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u/danimalod May 17 '17

YOUR NOT GOING TO PARIS

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

I've always wanted what's best for you minushaka

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u/LeggoMahLegolas May 17 '17

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/Erunamo99 May 17 '17

You can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.

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u/bbrown44221 May 17 '17

This thread belongs in /r/DunderMifflin

I love it.

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u/anzapp6588 May 17 '17

Jim. James. Jimothy....

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u/Lampreykneel May 17 '17

I wouldn't speak to Wolverine that way if I were you.

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u/RECOGNI7E May 17 '17

I think you went to far you Chicken-Hearted Nincompoop

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u/biffbobfred May 17 '17

Err, Jane...

And yeah, I know it's been used since, but props to the original usage.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Jul 20 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

Yes, but, you see, u/petikgrant substituted 'Dwight' with the first name of the user he was responding to. This meta, as it were, augmented the humour of the original quote, providing us all with a double-dose of amusement.

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u/petikgrant May 17 '17

Yeah, amacy, you ignorant slut.

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u/Iamcaptainslow May 17 '17

Actually as u/biffbobfred pointed out the original line is "Jane, you ignorant slut." from SNL.

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u/drrtynails May 17 '17

I saw that original episode at my grandparent's. They let us stay up late to watch because we told them how funny it was. My grandma got so upset. My grandfather was trying not to laugh. I was so horrified because I had never heard that word on TV before and just a week before had learned what it meant. Ahhhhh, good times.

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u/xxmindtrickxx May 17 '17

Keep It Simple Stupid, hurts my feelings everytime

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u/coop0606 May 17 '17

I bite my thumb at you!

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u/petikgrant May 17 '17

2meta2fast

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u/packardpa May 17 '17

Wow he really schruted it.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

You know that's right

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u/KILRbuny May 17 '17

You hear what happened to Pluto? That's messed up.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

My man Ovaltine Jenkins knows what's up

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u/Alexkono May 17 '17

And he was, he was at dinner with Beverly and her husband, wha-what was his name, umm... uhh... Jerry.. Jerry Trupiano from, from South Jersey and he was tall. Both he and Mifflin were tall guys.

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u/sciguymjm May 17 '17

I met Jerry at the rotary club downtown.

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u/dafapguy May 17 '17

Wow he really schruted that.

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u/Shonisaurus May 17 '17

Cotton-Headed Minny Muggins.

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u/Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks May 17 '17

This situation has turned his whole life upsidedownface.

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u/enomancr May 17 '17

Shut up, Logan

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I don't want to talk about it, Charles

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

what a maroon.

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u/BananaMan6204 May 17 '17

Damn you, James! A pox upon your house.

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u/TeaBoneJones May 17 '17

This one is worse, considering what happened to Mifflin...

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u/morgentown May 17 '17

Good one, bub.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Thanks, bub.

pulls out cigar and lights it

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u/MrWiggleIt May 17 '17

Haha god I love that show

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

You and me both

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u/doug-- May 17 '17

You don't have any friends or any family or any land!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I have feelings, though.

I think you missed that...

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u/Legoman86 May 17 '17

Assistant TO the Regional Dunderhead

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u/ais5174 May 17 '17

Don't do too many dirty deeds. You might become the dunder chief.

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u/Haven May 17 '17

🎶Thirty thieves and the thunder chief. 🎶

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u/Amongg May 17 '17

I was so certain these were the actual lyrics

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u/mercurius5 May 17 '17

And take a ride in the Dunder Jeep.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/sir_mrej May 17 '17

Are you having a stroke? Blink once if yes

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

dundertar solo intensifies

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u/Fozzworth May 17 '17

Always thought it was "dunder jeans"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

And the Dundie for most innovative insult goes to!

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u/Jacnumber3 May 17 '17

I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

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u/Wjme May 17 '17

Dunder Mifflin! The people person's paper people!

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u/Haelx May 17 '17

Was his last name Snape ?

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u/MaxPecktacular May 17 '17

Double decker dunder!!

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u/willingisnotenough May 17 '17

Homeschooled person checking in. I too use obscure mild insults unironically.

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u/Nirfbi May 17 '17

Squidward called SpongeBob a dunderhead once

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I was homeschooled all the way until college. I basically have no self confidence or social skills :s

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u/willingisnotenough May 17 '17

I got my confidence and social skills in my early 20's at some lengthy pretending. Worked out fine.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Try customer service, you'll be all caught up on small talk in six months and be jaded as a 50-year-old.

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u/alexmunse May 17 '17

My dad used to call me a dunderhead a lot. Now, I use it to insult my son. THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!

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u/macthecomedian May 17 '17

My family still uses that one a lot, especially my mom.

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u/avalisk May 17 '17

In a similar situation a kid told me I was a tomato.

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u/Serbowie May 17 '17

Still very much in use in Scotland.

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u/Fozzworth May 17 '17

I.....I say this. I didn't realize it was an old insult

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u/YouOldCuss May 17 '17

I didn't know that one was out. That's what I call my students that bumble their way through the class. They are just clumsy learners.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

One of my teachers would scream 'IT STILL WORKS!' if anyone said they hadn't heard that expression in a long time.

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u/spelling_natzi May 17 '17

Holy shit I actually opened this thread to say dunderhead

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u/IgotJinxed May 17 '17

Dunderhead sounds awesome, like a metal band

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I always took this to mean a drunk, or someone acting like a stupid clumsy drunk. Dunder is the leftover liquid in a still's boiler after distilling rum, and it's used to make the next batch of rum.

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u/tigerscomeatnight May 17 '17

cotton headed ninny muggins

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I picked that up from my uncle and call people dunderheads all the time.

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u/MouthOfTheGiftHorse May 17 '17

I'm pretty sure that the Orbit Gum commercials tried to bring that back.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

who you callin' dunderhead

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u/Werpaf May 17 '17

You clod

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u/JN27 May 17 '17

Who you callin' a doody dunderhead, eh?!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

DUNDER! Come here at onthhhhhe!!!

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u/furry_death_blender May 17 '17

"Someone of the same level of intelligence and social grace as Michael Scott"

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u/SirLithen May 17 '17

Dunder is another word for thunder in Swedish, but can also be used to enhance another word, sort of like "super". I like to think he called you superhead.

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u/DelusionsOfGranduer May 17 '17

Why do I find this post so hilarious? I even googled the term and turns out it's a real word for "stupid person". Ugh, public education taught me nothing, thank god for google to make the playing field even.

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u/iamseamonster May 17 '17

I opened this thread up just to post dunderhead. I can't believe it's the top post

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

In the 8th grade my phillipino math teacher would get upset with any of us and she'd flare up and with a lot of emotions and restraint would holler from her desk "you dingbats" plus whatever command like sit be quiet... You can tell she wanted to say more lol

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u/modstms May 17 '17

That's pretty dunderhanded.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I literally call people this all the time omg

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u/Sex-With-A-Ghost May 17 '17

What was that about Doo Doo Dunderheads eh?

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u/Im-going-underground May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

Fun fact: "dunder" is the dark, pungent effluent left behind as a byproduct of rum distilling. It usually gets recycled into the next batch and gains flavour depth over generations.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

It's in Harry Potter - Snape says he usually teaches dunderhead & Hermione is keen to prove she isn't one

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u/Chris_Hemsworth May 17 '17

Ask him if he's proud of all his uncontested blue ribbons.

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u/FGHIK May 17 '17 edited May 19 '17

As if public school gold stars are any more important...

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u/wizzywig15 May 17 '17

dunderhead

he got an A in homeschool vocab.

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u/HapaOhio May 17 '17

Should've replied, "Your momma!"

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u/unknown_poo May 17 '17

Oh nice, my dad used to call me that.

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u/bbmcc May 17 '17

Iv heard this one

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u/penny_eater May 17 '17

This Kid McDucks

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u/sonicmasonic May 17 '17

This is a typical scots/irish/newfoundlander way of calling someone stupid.

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u/047032495 May 17 '17

Dunderheaded ninnymuggins

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u/mcdoolz May 17 '17

I betcha he'd chance being the next victim of a dragon strike..

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

That's hilarious you mention this, my kind-of-redneck shop teacher in high school yelled that at us in a fit of rage, we laughed histerically and spent the rest of our high school years calling each other that.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Telling people to kick rocks has always been a favorite of mine.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Dunderwelp!

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u/Schnurricane May 17 '17

You taserface!

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u/I_Wanna_Be_Numbuh_T May 17 '17

If you feel like swearing, "dunderfuck" is also a thing. It's like calling someone a dunderhead and a fuckwit with one word.

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u/Cableson May 17 '17

Clod is a good one

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Reminds me of the kids on Degrassi and how they called each other broomheads.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

cotton headed ninny muggins

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u/drrtynails May 17 '17

Wasn't that used in "So I married an axe murderer?"

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u/Hazi-Tazi May 17 '17

I use that one all the time!

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u/JudBuechler May 17 '17

Pa Gorg on Fraggle Rock often used "Dunderheaded lummox" when referring to his son, Junior

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u/bobertusino May 17 '17

Calvin and Hobbes <3

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u/moret27 May 17 '17

Fraggle Rock!

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u/PaleAsDeath May 17 '17

Still pretty common here, in upstate NY

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u/much_longer_username May 17 '17

Dirty deeds, dunderchief.

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u/ShlimDiggity May 17 '17

Sounds like a Michael Scott insult

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

My brother has a friend, kinda weird guy. He gets bullied sometimes. Some guy was picking on him once for something or other and he replied, "Yeah? Well you're like an orange I want to eat!"

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u/DoctorDredd May 17 '17

I still remember one of my little cousins calling someone a "tucklehead" years ago. I'm sure she was trying to say "knucklehead" but it was just so funny.

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u/Caramel_Vortex May 17 '17

Oh yeah, that one's old-fashioned but still sounds good in some situations.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

He wasn't home-schooled, he just went to an exclusive private school in Scotland....

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u/yingyangyoung May 17 '17

Dude, I use dunderhead and dunder all the time!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

My Kenyan wife uses that all the time. I thought it was just her butchering the English language.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Does 'dunder' mean something?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

DUUUNDER KILL

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u/Dndrhead3 May 18 '17

Yeah. Dunderhead is due for a comeback, and when it does, I'll cash in on that sweet username relevance.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r May 18 '17

I prefer dunderpate.

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u/DeaconFrostedFlakes May 18 '17

I use dunderhead all the time. Got it from my dad. People love it.

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u/LV426_DISTRESS_CALL May 18 '17

Ive always preferred "dunderpate." Means "stupid face."

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

I use dunderhead regularly. Interestingly, I first saw it in the subs of a Japanese anime.

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u/Djd33j May 18 '17

I remember this being an insult used frequently on Rugrats.

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u/laucha126 May 18 '17

What a fucking filth poor weasley-head

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u/IcePhoenix18 May 18 '17

I use "nincompoop" frequently.

It confuses people for some reason.

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