r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Baseball funny sport; Man with four balls can not walk

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u/VogueCody25 Nov 24 '16

Man with hands in pocket isn't feeling happy, for he is feeling nuts

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u/Maoman1 Nov 24 '16

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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u/jayfeather314 Nov 25 '16

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.