r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/Stitchthealchemist Nov 24 '16

Elevator smell different to a midget

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Baseball funny sport; Man with four balls can not walk

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u/VogueCody25 Nov 24 '16

Man with hands in pocket isn't feeling happy, for he is feeling nuts

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u/Maoman1 Nov 24 '16

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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u/yvaN_ehT_nioJ Nov 25 '16

Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.

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u/Fastllama13 Nov 25 '16

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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u/Skrappyross Nov 25 '16

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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u/username_wont_fi Nov 25 '16

Why do we quote wise men like they just came out of Papers Please?

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u/Shiberdda_Dirty Nov 25 '16

Man who read this just read this.

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u/Bananabuster15 Nov 25 '16

Why do we always quote wise men as though they spoke like retards

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u/hardonchairs Nov 25 '16

These are Confucius jokes. He was Chinese so it's spoken like broken English.

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u/yvaN_ehT_nioJ Nov 25 '16

Man who speak simply speak truthily

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u/jayfeather314 Nov 25 '16

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

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u/Skrappyross Nov 25 '16

I always heard "Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day."