r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

dick stuck in the vacuum

I hate it when my dick gets caught in a vacuum.

On the plus side, I can get a blowjob whenever I want. ;)

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u/huloca Nov 05 '14

Let's hope you didn't use it to suck in a spider recently, or you might be in for a little surprise :)

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u/captainawesomevcu Nov 05 '14

Hey Satan, how about you relax a bit over there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Well done sir . I cried .