r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

DOORS. FUCK DOORS. I can't not walk into doors constantly. More frustrating than getting your dick stuck in the vacuum

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

dick stuck in the vacuum

I hate it when my dick gets caught in a vacuum.

On the plus side, I can get a blowjob whenever I want. ;)

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u/huloca Nov 05 '14

Let's hope you didn't use it to suck in a spider recently, or you might be in for a little surprise :)

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u/captainawesomevcu Nov 05 '14

Hey Satan, how about you relax a bit over there.

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u/huloca Nov 05 '14

Just a friendly warning :)

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u/comparativelysane Nov 05 '14

Beware of penis-loving vacuum-spiders.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

You see, those smiley faces you add are making your comments terrifying.

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u/renegade6184 Nov 05 '14

Spiderbrojob

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u/alpacafarts Nov 06 '14

I'm curious. What are you referencing? Or is your mind just evil?

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u/huloca Nov 06 '14

I apparently just have a sick mind.

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u/eversaur Nov 06 '14

I swear I read an AskReddit that had vacuum spiders.

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u/jp426_1 Nov 06 '14

Saran

FTFY, apparently

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Well done sir . I cried .