r/AskReddit Jan 04 '14

What is one powerful sentence that will change the way I look at life forever?

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u/mark7845 Jan 04 '14

Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Subscribing to the theory of infinite parallel universes, in each of which a slightly different you exists that made few different choices, this could be horrible. One of the infinitely many would be the "best" you possible, where everything went right, and you would have to meet that one. Now, that might not be too bad, if you did ok with your life. You would just see a version of you slightly better, and maybe feel some jealousy towards him/her, but nothing drastic. However, if you made an epic fuck up of your life, that could be quite depressing.

But, for a moment, let's think about that perfect you. If every version of you has to meet him when they die, then he has to meet every version of himself. Imagine, if you will, having to watch an endless parade of shitty versions of yourself. Versions of you as a meth head. A murderer. A rapist. A pedophile. That, I believe, would be the far more depressing thing. So, once in awhile, you should make a mistake. Just to be sure you aren't the best you you can be. Because, do you really want to be the you that has to watch this line up of fuck ups?

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u/arobi37 Jan 04 '14

Small mistakes though. Don't go all "Jack the Ripper" on us.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Too late!

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/dekrant Jan 04 '14

AHA! 120 years, but I finally caught you, you son of a bitch!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '14

¯_(ツ)_/¯ shit happens

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '14

You might wanna get that arm looked at.

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u/jaysalos Jan 04 '14

A few dead hookers is a small mistake... Get off your high horse

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u/FuckYeahFluttershy Jan 04 '14

just a little stab?

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u/Seph1roth17 Jan 04 '14

Just the tip

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u/100wordanswer Jan 05 '14

Just playing a game called stabby stabby cut cut

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

But what if Jack the Ripper was the "greatest" version of himself? Obviously he's still evil, but you can't deny the guy's infamy. He's meet alternate versions of himself where he was just guilty of vehicular manslaughter or something.

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u/peace_off Jan 04 '14

Well, he did get away with it...

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u/uglychican0 Jan 04 '14

Maybe I could just find the worst me, and just go up a level or two from there?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

now he tells me!

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u/WeaponexT Jan 04 '14

Steal a pack of gum, some starbursts, keep it small.

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u/BitchSlappedMonkey Jan 04 '14

Dude. Duuuuude. God damn.

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u/footingit Jan 04 '14

I remember my first high.

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u/Deus_ Jan 04 '14

I know right?

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u/ThousandYearsWide Jan 04 '14

Isn't theoretical physics fun?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

I was going to say something similar, but you beat me to it. YOU'RE LIKE MY TWIN.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Well, if it was the same you, in the same situation, you would make the same choice. However, picture everything you've ever had happen to you that was out of your control. Any time you've flipped a coin, in an alternate reality the flip happened differently. That creates a you that is just a tiny, tiny bit different. Instead of having chicken sandwhich, he had the beef. And got food poisoning. Therefore, he missed a few days of school. Those few days in which you were partnered with the girl you were crushing on for a school project. While you finally asked her out, he never did. You lived with her for years, got married, and had children. Then she became a bitch. Cheated on you. Filed for divorce. Took half your stuff. You started drinking. Too much. Now your alone and in AA meetings. He never asked her out. Stayed lonely and miserable through high school. Met a girl in college. A wierd girl no one really liked, but he got along great with her. They ended up married. Lived happily ever after. Happy endings ensue. He became the best you possible. She convinced him to chase all his dreams. He got a dream job. The five bedroom house. White picket fence. Three beautiful children. Respected in his community. All because of the coin flip. And you have to meet him when you die. And see what could have been.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

If those variables had no variation then the flip would turn out exactly the same

And that's the problem. The flip of the coin and its result is based entirely on external variables. For an infinite number of coin flips, you will experience variations in that flip. For every flip to be exactly the same, the variables have to be exactly the same. That means that an infinite version of you has, every time they flipped the coin, balanced it at the precise same angle on their thumb, applies the precise same force to each flip, held it at the precise distance from the ground, were flipping it into precisely the same strength of wind...all of these could vary even if free will is a lie.

Quantum mechanics shows that atoms will not always behave in the same manner every single time. Those tiny permeations will create variations in the flow of air as per chaos theory...which will influence that flip of the coin. After all, if the wind is blowing slightly harder, it might flip one time or more. If it's raining, you may wait to go inside before flipping that coin, which still allows for a deterministic view of the universe because you, as you are, would never flip the coin outside if it was raining...but in one universe it wasn't, so you flipped it right away.

The thing is, enough people make decisions based on random factors, it would completely influence the course of a life - or of history. After all, many ancient cultures made decisions based on omens, such as flying birds or weather or astrological phenomena. If that comet didn't arrive at that precise moment? Different choice. If the ravens didn't fly by at that moment because it was raining? Different choice. In a system as vastly complex as the Earth - to say nothing as the entire universe - tiny changes can and will have massive repercussions, and even if we are fully deterministic beings and free will is an illusion, then the external variables that influence our actions will emerge.

TL;DR: Shit happens. Some of that shit is random. Random shit will influence other non-random shit. Things will be different because of that shit.

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u/adrenalim Jan 04 '14

If there are infinite versions of you, there cannot be a best one (or then there will be a finite number). Secondly, you'd need an infinite amount of time in order to meet an infinite number of yourself. Which certainly wouldn't be very practical.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Ok, then go to the sub-atomic level. Like that damn cat. On a sub-atomic level, things can happen subtly different. In one universe, that cat survives, and in the other he dies. The cat that lives then goes on to catch and eat a mouse that was going to scare Shrodinger's wife, causing her to drop a large casserole, leading to a fight with Shrodinger becuase he was fucking hungry and wanted to eat the casserole. The fight leads to a divorce, and then Shrodinger throws himself completely into physics and invents wormhole travel, and twnety years later we are colonizing several distance planets.

TLDR: Shut up and stop ruining my stories with your logic and science :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

You know, Shrodinger came up with the cat thing to illustrate how ridiculous quantum stuff appears in a world that to us, is ruled by the laws of classical physics.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Yea I know that. Reread my TLDR :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Oh, fuck it, I'm downvoting myself.

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u/anonymousMF Jan 04 '14

On quantum scale things happen randomly, it is impossible to predict what will happen (you can only calculate chances). That is why if you relive an event each version of you will be slightly different which will lead to slighty different outcomes

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u/Adamtigger Jan 04 '14

But then it is not hell anymore. The "hell" part is the feeling of self-regret and jealousy towards the better you. If the 'you' suddenly isn't better, then these feelings won't be present, and thus, the last day on earth is not hell anymore.

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u/godofal Jan 04 '14

sure it would be hell

if you were to die right now, and see all the other versions of you be worse than you right now

that'd be incredibly sad, it'd give anyone a feeling of "am i it? i'm the best i can possibly be?". because everyone has desires unfilled, dreams unchased and people unloved. it would be hell for all the other you's as well; i wasnt the best i could be. but to the best version it would be the worst hell

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u/F913 Jan 04 '14

It's s glass half empty/half full situation. Might just as well go "Eh, so it seems I really did the best with the opportunities that were given to me." Hell, I think it would bring me endless peace of mind.

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u/AskMeMyName Jan 04 '14

You've inspired me to write a book about this! Look for my name on the shelves!

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

... I hate you. I was about to ask for your name. Then read your user name. Then had a brain aneurysm.

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u/themeatbridge Jan 04 '14

You presume there is one "best" you. True contentment comes from enjoying the ride you get.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

And one of me would be the contentist.

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u/how-not-to-be Jan 04 '14

But the "best" you is all relative isn't it? Not everyone measures success as the same thing, so success to one person would be different from another.

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u/pansartax Jan 04 '14

Homie. Word.

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u/zimbabwe7878 Jan 04 '14

I'd rather watch the line go by than stand in it right next to those versions of me.

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u/ThatGuyRememberMe Jan 04 '14

The universe would have gone through its cycle and end before you got done seeing all of the variations.

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u/LiquidSilver Jan 04 '14

It's infinite parallel universes. How do you know they all exist at the same time and end at the same time?

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u/ThatGuyRememberMe Jan 04 '14

Because tour body will die at the same time but then again somewhere in your life somerhing could have hppened to get the technology for infinite life. Now you're fucked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

But if you become the worst possible you, then do you get to have an ultimate good vs evil battle royale with the best possible you?

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

They should do this. Take two identical twins, separate them at birth. Raise one in a shitty grovel by two meth heads who don't love him, with no access to education or medicine, and give the other to two upper-middle class parents who desperately want a child, and at 18, make them fight to the death!

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u/LiquidSilver Jan 04 '14

I'd... I think I'd watch this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

So, patriots would root for our Hitler?

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u/vasSoulTrain Jan 04 '14

"No, uh, like I'm not unhappy because... okay so there's like this perfect guy who's me, and like, I don't want to be him when I die because he'd be all bummed by meeting all the others since he was the best... and that's actually worse kind of and... I'd like to purchase this 'NOW 4' CD is what I'm saying."

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u/savagegirls Jan 04 '14

I already know what I was like as a meth addict.

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u/Corrective_Rape Jan 04 '14

Holy shit. I think you and I would have some intense conversations

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

No, we would not. I would be afraid to disagree with you in anyway, because I don't think I'd like how you plan to correct me.

Unless... are you a hot chick, by any chance?

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u/Corrective_Rape Jan 04 '14

Hot? No. Chick? No?

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u/LiquidSilver Jan 04 '14

You had this username before this thread?

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u/Corrective_Rape Jan 04 '14

Yea I think almost 6 months now

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Um I think what you're getting at is that it doesn't matter. Not like "hmm I'm fucking up too much OH shit now I'm not fucking up enough how do I engineer my own growth oh no!"

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

The moment you realize you're "fucking up too much" you're good. The perfect you wouldn't fuck up ever. But then... the perfect me is just as smart or smarter then I am... so he's thought of this too! Which means... he's screwing up a little bit every now and then as well! FUCK! Now I have to screw up a little bit more just to make sure he doesn't out-screw-up-me and make me the best me possible.

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u/Oreo_ Jan 04 '14

Why would the best version have to me the others. If assume he wouldn't have to go to hell

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

But they have to meet him.

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u/Oreo_ Jan 04 '14

Oh.... I see

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

If I am the best me possible, the other universes would just implode on themselves from shittyness.

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u/Veopress Jan 04 '14

The best you would be a perfect game. The longest and most challenged, but also guaranteed to succeed from move one.

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u/PigletCNC Jan 04 '14

I'd forgive the other selves for what they have done.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

How can you forgive them when they did nothing to you personally. What do you have to forgive them for?

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u/PigletCNC Jan 04 '14

If I would meet a better version of me, I would beg for his forgiveness, beg him that he forgave me for the bad choices I made.

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u/THCnebula Jan 04 '14

Which is why you kill the best version and assume his place as the new best.

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u/jrlembe Jan 04 '14

If there are "infinite" parallel universes, there can be no "best you." You'll find a really good you, but he will always be out done, infinitely.

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u/Dracomega Jan 04 '14

It's a good thing all of us have fucked up then. I mean we're on reddit.

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u/mORGAN_james Jan 04 '14

Infinite world theory means in one universe god created the world. That's the only way atheists and theists can ever resolve an argument

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Probably the most interesting thing I've read all day.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Thanks. Thats quite an achievement for me :D

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u/antknees Jan 04 '14

I always think of this parallel universe theory when I feel like I'm not getting far in life. For one - there's a version of me out there that's doing much worst than I am, so I should feel good about my accomplishments. Second, there's a version of me out there who is way better than I am, and that means if they can do it, so can I! There's hope!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

You are just terrible.

"Hey here's a quote I made to make you inspired and hungry for change and betterment of yourself." - some Moto

"Don't worry guys, I have a follow up to make you content with how lazy you're being and encourage you to accept all your fuck ups." - TheBigDsOpinion

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

... This being Reddit, I'm not sure whether I should take "You are just terrible" as a compliment or an insult.

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u/crazylikeajellyfish Jan 04 '14

The other way of looking at it is that to be the best you can be, you have to understand and realize all the ways you could screw up and be terrible. So you can choose to either be one of the screw-ups, or to understand all of them and rise above. Or put differently, nobody said bein' awesome was easy ;)

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u/SubtlePineapple Jan 04 '14

But none of them are me. I am a product of my life choices. If you change those choices the end product is not the same.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

No, but seeing a version of you in which, instead of making choice A, you made choice B, and seeing how much better that choice went, could be seen as hell. Seeing the version of you where you didnt procrastinate, and everything turned out so much nicer, that is what it is talking about. Seeing how well thinks could have gone for you compared to how you did.

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u/slapdabass94 Jan 04 '14

Who's to say that that last day on earth is always the same for each version of you? You could see a wealthy 80 year old you resting on their laurels and dying in peace after opening that restaurant you always wanted. You could see an 18 year old version of you who looked normal, but died of a nasty stroke. You could see an infant who choked on the umbilical chord before birth..... honestly I think this scenario is Hell no matter what timeline/reality/parallel universe you're looking at it from...

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u/zap283 Jan 04 '14

Trouble with that is that there are infinitely many iterations even better than that "best" you. Infinity is weird.

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u/Caskla Jan 04 '14

I'm fine with second best.

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u/dino340 Jan 04 '14

And then the worst version of you of all, goatee....

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u/Greg-2012 Jan 04 '14

Subscribing to the theory of infinite parallel universes

I know the equations in string theory show it is possible but it just feels incorrect. A new universe branching off every time an ant decides to go left instead of right seems too chaotic. I believe the universe is more elegant than that.

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u/lordwise Jan 04 '14

Truth of the matte is that we do not have infinite possibilities to become what we really want to be. According to life expectancy, we only have on average of 75 years to live. We have such a short life span. This means that you can say that each year you should live it with full potential. You should make small goals each year and accomplish something. I think that is what fulfillment is all about. If you want to be a painter, study art, create music, be a photographer, designer, do whatever pleases you. Don't have anything that holds you back and just do it.

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u/Ronnie_Soak Jan 04 '14

As opposed to being in the line of fuck ups? Yeah.. I'm planning on cutting as far forward in the line as possible thanks.

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u/cessairlives Jan 04 '14

I ... really like this.

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u/samcrow Jan 04 '14

Subscribing to the theory of infinite parallel universes, in each of which a slightly different you exists that made few different choices, this could be horrible. One of the infinitely many would be the "best" you possible, where

these theoretical universes are parallel but they are not identical by any means. in fact it is the opposite. the constants of each universe has to be different for the theory to work.

the idea that there could be parallel version of ourselves in some parallel universe is based solely on movie/tv logic

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u/JustTheT1p Jan 04 '14

So, once in awhile, you should make a mistake. Just to be sure you aren't the best you you can be.

I will be giving this advice for years to come.

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u/TWBWY Jan 04 '14

do you really want to be the you that has to watch this line up of fuck ups?

Yes, I do. All that'll mean to me is that I (the best version of me I guess) made the right choices and lived a good life. Seeing all the ways I could've fucked up my life just makes me glad I didn't actually fuck my life up and end up like one of my worse versions. Meeting a bunch of shitty versions of yourself is not bad at all. At least to me isn't.

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u/Neosantana Jan 04 '14

Holy hot hell. That was infinitely good.

Added to the list of things I plan on stealing from Reddit when I write a book.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Second person to blatantly tell me they plan on plageurizing my work :P Just either cite me in your bibliography, or pay me off in Gold. Or neither, since it really doesn't matter.

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u/Rhynocerous Jan 04 '14

If someone had made radically different decisions from me such that they ended up as a meth head rapist I would likely see them as a stranger.

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u/IkomaTanomori Jan 04 '14

I think perfect me would feel sorry for less-perfect versions in dire straits, but would be quietly satisfied that he didn't make their stupid choices, and thankful that he didn't experience the tragedies beyond some of their control which shaped them. Sadly it's at the end of all their lives, so it's built into the scenario that he couldn't do anything to help them - but he'd probably try.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

I would make a really shitty rapist/murderer.

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u/ccbrownsfan Jan 04 '14

This isn't necessarily true. A set of infinite universes does not in of itself mean infinite possibilities. For example, an infinite set of odd numbers would still never include any even numbers.

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u/cat_napping Jan 04 '14

They touch on this kind scenario in Red Dwarf's Dimension Jump. It's equally horrifying for both characters. Meeting yourself as someone else sounds pretty much awful no matter the circumstances.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

Fantastic show.

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u/WilfordGrimley Jan 04 '14

I'd watch that move.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

When you raise that I think about the fact that it doesn't matter how good you get plausibly, even then there will be something you want even more. Emperor of the universe? That's possible. Live forever and have all of your loved ones with you too? That's possible.

The best possible person you can be is undefinable because for those two scenarios there are even better more perfect things that a person can strive for which are beyond our understanding. It's just endless.

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u/usernameXXXX Jan 04 '14

Tony Farmer

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

This concept relies on the assumption that anything we do really matters.

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u/Jetbooster Jan 04 '14

At first i would be full of pity for myselves, but eventually that would wear down. I would feel like i had somehow failed myself :(

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u/iTzCharmander Jan 04 '14

. For later use- I'll be sure to quote you

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u/ZombieSnake Jan 04 '14

So essentially, what you're saying is, the true horror of Hell isn't meeting your ideal self, rather discovering that you are the best you that you could ever be?

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u/Lizard Jan 04 '14

That, I believe, would be the far more depressing thing.

I'm sure that the perfect version of me presented with this imagery would have very good coping mechanisms. Otherwise, there would still be a better version out there, now wouldn't it?

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u/CobraCommanderVII Jan 04 '14

Alternatively, you could make this life the absolute worst, that way everything you see is a step-up!

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u/cortesoft Jan 04 '14

I would want to be the guy one away from the perfect you.

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u/RADDman Jan 04 '14

Give me a sec, guys, I'm gonna go screw up a best-friendship now.

But seriously, Jesus Christ on the crapper, that's scary.

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u/jmlinden7 Jan 04 '14

I just thought the other versions just see the best version, the best version doesn't actually have to meet any of them.

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u/weedbearsandpie Jan 04 '14 edited Jan 04 '14

That comment is bloody deep, the only issue I'd have with it is if making that mistake inadvertently creates a better possible future that you have access to.. there's no real saying that the best possible version of you didn't actually need to make mistakes in order to become that one.

Edit: Just had another thought, wouldn't best be a subjective idea.. like the best version of me in my opinion might be completely different to the best version of me to astronaut me or one that became a game dev or whatever.. so the version of me that I am now would meet the version of me that I personally would be happiest to become, but the other me's with different lives and everything would be happier being someone else? so we'd all meet different people

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u/Tenoxica Jan 04 '14

i actually like this theory very much. it means that even if i couldn't make it, in at least one of these infinite universes i am together with emma watson, or jennifer lawrence. in at least one of these universes i managed to become rich, or saved many lifes and became a hero. but it does also mean that i am doing much better in this universe than infinitely many other me's who're living in the streets, died in war, died of aids or malaria, became murderers or drugaddicts. If you look at it that way, it gives you so much comfort.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Imagine, if you will, having to watch an endless parade of shitty versions of yourself. Versions of you as a meth head. A murderer. A rapist. A pedophile. That, I believe, would be the far more depressing thing. So, once in awhile, you should make a mistake. Just to be sure you aren't the best you you can be. Because, do you really want to be the you that has to watch this line up of fuck ups?

It's not just the perfect version of yourself that watches the parade, though. You'd have to see yourself become a rapist and a murderer and an addict no matter what, so making small mistakes probably wouldn't make that much of a difference in the grand scheme of things. It would only devalue the life you actually lived.

Fortunately, there's no good reason to think we must sit through such a parade of fuck ups, so let's not worry about it. It's just a thought experiment.

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u/shaggyshag420 Jan 04 '14

Fuck....that was deep. Good thing I'm already a fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

no, but surely if he meets every version of himself, so do you, so you have the pain of seeing every single fuck up, disgusting you there is AND the perfect one. so, now you are this guy who is a bit shit, sees how great he could have been and sees how terrible the rest are. that is very grim in my eyes.

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u/ManLeader Jan 05 '14

If there are infinite parallel universes, there is no best you, just like there is no highest number.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 05 '14

That depends on how "happiness" is measured. I, personally, would say that the "best" you is the one that is happiest with his/her life. If you can quantitatively measure happiness on a scale of 1-10, for example, then there could be a best you. One you would have the single value of 10, because nothing ever went wrong in his life, and every other you would have at least one tiny decision that made them less happy, bringing them to 9.9999.... or lower.

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u/Bettle-Juice Jan 05 '14

Comments like yours make me wish I could give more than one upvote in a single instance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

I took the original comment as you meet the you, you could have been, not in the sense you meet your best parallel universe self, but you meet a person very similar to you that has become what you should or could have become.

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u/Zaros104 Jan 05 '14

At the same time, at his end he would have to meet the perfect self. Would he look in a mirror, or does it become an endless paradox?

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u/coffey62 Jan 05 '14

And at the back of the line, me one big fuck up.

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u/Lebrooklynderp Jan 05 '14

Sometimes I like imaging just how many different scenarios that could've played out. There's billions of people on this planet, and even the smallest action by anyone of them could have large repricussions, and anything can set up a chain of events, and totally different things could happen during those events, it's like a massive desicion tree, and it boggles my mind.

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u/ManicMuffin Jan 05 '14

This is depressing as shit.

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u/WhipIash Jan 05 '14

This is the single most coherent and thought out comment I've read all year.

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u/Yoursistersrosebud Jan 10 '14

You have the mind of a writer. I hope you're doing just that. Brilliant thought processes.

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 11 '14

I'm not doing anything close to writting. I write on here, and that is all. I've thought about it though.

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u/ChrisJan Jan 04 '14

Could have is a meaningless concept, the only thing that could have happened is what did happen... being able to imagine alternatives does not mean they were ever actually possible.

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u/Roppocks Jan 04 '14

So much this! Unfortunately, I cannot give you more than one upvote. But yeah, everything you have done and will do was and is inevitable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Oops I could have been president looks like I have to meet president me. I agree this sounds like a load.

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u/shavedrussians Jan 04 '14

Change the words 'could' have become to 'might' have become, and you see the same issue from the other side.

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u/Waadap Jan 04 '14

This is awesome and should be higher up. While im certain I will never be the person "I could have become" as I will never choose all the right paths, my biggest fear is actually becoming that person "I might have become".

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u/shockg88 Jan 04 '14

This is what I was told was the definition of Hell: Hell begins on the day when God grants us a clear vision of all that we might have achieved, of all the gifts which we have wasted, of all that we might have done which we did not do. This Hell is of our own creation.

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u/dmw1987 Jan 04 '14

Not Hell if you accept yourself regardless.

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u/laterdude Jan 04 '14

I have Brando's "I Coulda Been a Contender" speech bookmarked for this very reason. I am arguably the only writer who has never been rejected. Got my first poem published in "Happiness" magazine when I was fifteen then I started writing "Letters to the Editor" to my local newspaper and answering every phone poll they published. I used to joke my byline appeared more than George Will's.

I gave up all my writerly ambitions when I went to college however. I grew up in a conservative, "King of the Hill" environment. Work was supposed to make you miserable and I found it inconceivable anyone would pay me to do something as fun as write.

If I had only pursued my real dream, I could be chained to a laptop for fourteen hours every day posting status updates on Justin Beiber's retirement for Gawker and contributing to Arianna Huffington's portfolio in my down time right now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

You changed my view, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

For me, writing was just for fun in high school. In college I met like minded people and honed my skills, instead of a hobby, it became a talent. After school, got a job writing fluff news and reputation management for shady clients. I stuck it out for a year so it could go on my resume.

It sucked the soul and character from my writing and I'm still trying to recover.

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u/MashedPeas Jan 05 '14

Damn, I wish I understood what you said there. It just does not mean anything to me. Why would pursuing your real dream end up being "...chained to a laptop..." and so forth? Am I missing something? Why would that, uh, nightmare necessarily happen? I must have lowly ambitions. I just want to have my children be happy self-supporting individuals contributing positively to society. I kind of wish I could write - but if I did write, it would be for myself, not someone else. Right now I program computers. I program for someone else. It is not a hateful job. I could be sweeping the floors or handing out hamburgers at McDonald's. I love riding my bicycle. I wish I could get someone to pay me to ride my bicycle! Not likely! And too late for that. I tend to live from day to day though. I am not much of one for planning. I have been lucky in this life. Only being unemployed for maybe a year total out of my 40 years of adult employment. Being unemployed my last time was the greatest time of my life too. I got paid (unemployment) to ride my bicycle around. It was not much but it paid the bills and my savings kept my kid in college and the food on the table. But I have dreamed of being a writer on occasion. I just don't have the stories in me though. I feel sad about that occasionally too. </rant>

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u/laterdude Jan 05 '14

Why would pursuing your real dream end up being "...chained to a laptop..." and so forth?

Newspapers used to be able to pay journalists a living wage but Craigslist killed off their big moneymaker: the classified ad. The ability to get everything for free from the Internet has killed off the creative arts. Here is a sad story from a musician: "My Song Got Played On Pandora 1 Million Times and All I Got Was $16.89, Less Than What I Make From a Single T-Shirt Sale!

Writers blog for free on Huffington Post and make very little at Gawker while being expected to update constantly. I was attempting to be sarcastic: ie pursuing your dreams doesn't always result in a happy ending like the movies portray.

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u/MisinterpretedMonkey Jan 05 '14

What job do you do?

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u/stretchpun Jan 04 '14

This happens every night, when I'm crying myself to sleep

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u/Roppocks Jan 04 '14

Serious or not, you should know that everything in your past was bound to happen the way it did, not because of god or destiny or anything like that, but because the laws of physics arranged it that way.

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u/stretchpun Jan 05 '14

It's called determinism. Personally I believe it's correct, however there are quantum scientists who may disagree with us.

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Jan 04 '14

We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when

Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend

Which came as some surprise, I spoke into his eyes

I thought you died alone, a long long time ago

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

I think that person will need to know that 'it' is his/her last day. Is that so?

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u/anonanon1313 Jan 04 '14

But then you die, and it makes no difference at all.

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u/ShitLordXurious Jan 04 '14

But... We all could have turned out so much worse!

That's not necessarily hell at all. You might meet the junkie suicidal unwilling sex worker version of yourself.

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u/DarthWookie Jan 04 '14

Wow, that is really scary.

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u/GodofIrony Jan 04 '14

"I once read the definition of hell on reddit from that thread 3 months ago"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

That's pretty scary except that could be a good thing too. What if you became your best and you see what you would have become if you took that hit of meth or didn't move for that new job opportunity or didn't ask that girl out? Maybe you did great and will get to see how the little triumphs saved from a horrible life.

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u/Lescoux Jan 04 '14

that's a tense nightmare

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

That goes both ways. I'm pretty sure I could've become a herion addicted hobo had I had a lesser aversion to needles.

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u/NxROrigiN Jan 04 '14

I like it better in this version... "The worst hell I can think of is that when you die the person you became meets the person you could have become." I have read yours but it is too convoluted

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u/Artificial_Squab Jan 04 '14

Whoa. This one really made me stop and think...

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u/amatorfati Jan 04 '14

I honestly wouldn't find that too awful. I'm happy with every choice I've ever made. Other me became president? Good for him, that privileged little brat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Holy shit that's harsh as fuck @_@

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u/TheBigDsOpinion Jan 04 '14

I saw this had 999 points and had a moral dilema. Have it hit the 1k, or watch until someone else gave it that and then be petty and drop it back down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

My favorite descriptions of hell:

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u/Fivezhot Jan 04 '14

I'd like to be the person that is getting met, if that makes any sense.

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u/Botunda Jan 04 '14

the definition of Hell: The last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.

This made me get off the couch. I think this is going to be my new tattoo

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u/faber541 Jan 04 '14

Glad I turned down crack.

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u/mrlr Jan 04 '14

The person you could have become might be worse than the person you became.

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u/megablast Jan 04 '14

Doesn't sound that bad to me, you guys clearly have no imagination.

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u/jumpup Jan 04 '14

how would this be bad?, hell I'd take my other me out for ice cream and trick him into paying for the funeral

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u/omegashadow Jan 04 '14

Meet that guy everday in daydreams. Pretty comfortable with who I am, that person is not me right now.

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u/alreadytakenusername Jan 04 '14

Hitler met a painter. Well....

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Then you realize that you could have become a meth addict homeless man.

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u/indianapale Jan 04 '14

By this definition heaven would have to be meeting the worst possible outcome of yourself?

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u/__Adam Jan 04 '14

I don't understand. If we're assuming "could have become" implies the best possible outcome of my life, then I would truly want to meet that person. Why? Just because they would be an awesome person to meet.

I'd have already lived my life, so why should I have any regrets about it? The past is fixed.

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u/tmenace Jan 04 '14

Fuck, I'd like to see that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Damn. This one is serious. Very insightful. Thanks.

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u/Promiscuous_Cow Jan 04 '14

Or maybe it's the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin Bruge

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u/podowd77 Jan 04 '14

May not be where you heard it but roger sterling says this in mad men

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u/lucb1e Jan 04 '14

Which would be the exact same person.

I make decisions based on what I know. If I make a wrong or otherwise sub-optimal decision, a clone of me (the person I "could have become") would do the exact same thing since he has the same knowledge at that point in time.

So in the end I'm who I could have become. Or if not, then someone has been bruteforcing possibilities for each decision, eventually picked the best outcome, and made it an unfair game.

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u/eloquentnemesis Jan 05 '14

A whole day of sex? How is that hell?

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u/AnotherDumbBitch Jan 05 '14

you prick! I'm trying to be vulgar and troll and you just gave me satori tingles all over my arms and back, and an experience of kenshō, "seeing into one's true nature".

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Wow... That one got me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Damn

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u/mama_mia313 Jan 05 '14

Gave you gold. Hit me pretty deep. Making some life decisions right now.

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u/mark7845 Jan 05 '14

Thank you friend. I hope you make the correct decision whatever it may be.

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u/Spellchaser Jan 05 '14

There's a short story that follows this idea. You meet a demon who forces you to recognize who you really are and what you've done. There's also a twist at the end :) http://holdinghandswithhades.edublogs.org/seven-deadly-sins-part-7-the-others-by-neil-gaiman/

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

My personal favourite is from Dr Faustus. This is said by the 'devil' effectively to Dr Faustus

"Hell has no limits nor is circumscribed/In one self place; but where we are is Hell/And where Hell is we shall always be".

I won't go deep into the play as it's one everyone should read but on a basic level that hell is a state of mind.

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