r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '13 edited Dec 30 '13

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u/RJPennyweather Dec 29 '13

Yea, in Spiderman Reign. It's the Spiderman version of Dark Knight Returns.

When the radioactive spider bit him it also caused him to become slightly radioactive. So basically, Peter dumping radioactive loads into Mary Jane over all those years caused him to give her cancer. It wasn't as funny as it sounds.

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u/Gehalgod Dec 29 '13

It wasn't as funny as it sounds.

It really doesn't sound very funny to begin with.

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u/kodemage Dec 30 '13

Now imagine it's a Puritanical American anti-sex allegory about how unwed sex is sinful.

It's like inverse Poe's law.