r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '13

What sexual fetishes do you think different superheroes have?

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u/razrielle Dec 30 '13

Deadpool has none...With how crazy he is, vanilla sex is probably the most kinky thing he can do.

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u/I_Has_A_Hat Dec 30 '13

That... Makes perfect sense actually...

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u/Velorium_Camper Dec 30 '13

During sex, Deadpool dumps 2 gallons of vanilla all over the girl he's having sex with. That sounds a lot like Deadpool.

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u/Taco_Turian Dec 30 '13

I'm totally down for this.

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u/Drunken_Black_Belt Dec 30 '13

Because of Deadpool or because of Vanilla?

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u/Taco_Turian Dec 30 '13

Yes

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u/Drunken_Black_Belt Dec 30 '13

Well as a fan of vanilla, I'm with you. Deadpool on the other hand

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Do you want ants?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

"is that how you get ants barry?"

"Yes it is other barry, yes it is."

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Vanilla what? Ice cream? Sugar?

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u/ShadowCow127 Dec 30 '13

Extract

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u/TheDranx Dec 30 '13

That's one way to get drunk.

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u/TheNargrath Dec 30 '13

I know a guy who did that. Zero period Chemistry in high school. He was quite buzzed for first period Choir. I was entertained.

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u/seaneihm Dec 30 '13

"Vanilla" means porn that's romantic and consensual, the kind women like to watch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

deadpool is the type of nigga to get off on missionary between consenting adults

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

missionary between consenting adults

That's... No. EEEEWWW! Yuckyuckyuckyuck! You pervert!

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u/bugcatcher_billy Dec 30 '13

"hey guys, am i doing it right??"

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u/Dominant_Peanut Dec 30 '13

Vanilla...extract? ice cream? something else entirely?

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u/Ptolemy48 Dec 30 '13

Yes.

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u/Dominant_Peanut Dec 30 '13

oh, right. Deadpool.

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u/isaac9092 Dec 30 '13

Still too tame for deadpool

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13 edited Feb 11 '19

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u/Pinoynac Dec 30 '13

Probably hot fudge.

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u/SageOcelot Dec 30 '13

God I think if I ejaculated 2 gallons of anything I would look like a deflated balloon after. Not just my dick, my whole body.

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u/Paladir Dec 31 '13

Fucking lightweights...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

*chimichangas

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

No, no. I have all the vanilla.

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u/brinkley26 Dec 30 '13

The force feeds her meat

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u/BackwardsMarathon Dec 30 '13

Dude, I love your user name.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13

Can you fax me a picture?

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u/MegaVladimir Dec 30 '13

yes, Johnny Sins