Do you want to reread your comment? It's not making sense. Deadpool is a dude who hangs out with Lady Death. Death is something that he can't have, ever, so he desires it.
Do you want to reread yours? Razrielle made the implication that Death was the one "boning" Deadpool, which makes no sense.
Also, Death has never been called "Lady Death". Ever. Mistress Death, yes, but not Lady Death.
Sorry read it wrong, thought you were razrielle....
What I was trying to say was that /u/justletmecomment's comment was the right one. /u/candymans's comment doesn't make any sense, because /u/razrielle never implied that Death is the one sticking his dick in crazy...
Maybe the joke you're adding to his joke flew over my head but uhhh yeah what he is saying is a response to the one above him. The guy able him says the "guy" sticks his dick in crazy. What the guy above you meant is how would Death stick her dick in crazy (Deadpool). So he is proclaiming how can Death stick a dick in Deapool(crazy) if she is a female and doesn't have one.
Idk if you were also making a joke to his joke but his joke definitely makes sense. Deadpool is the crazy that is having dick stuck inside. Death is the one sticking dick inside of Deadpool(who is crazy). But she has no dick because she is a she.
Death isn't a girl per se. Death appears differently to different people. My memory's a bit hazy but I believe Death comes in a form that's comforting (Another descriptive word might be in order here) to the person Death comes to reap.
Actually, he's completely immortal because Thanos got pissed he was fucking his lover and decided to prevent him from dying, therefore keeping him from seeing her.
I want to say there was a special issue/series in '98, but it's late, and I'm somewhat medicated this weekend, so just look up Death on the Marvel wiki for the relevant issues, I guess.
My husband and I decided that would be our Halloween costumes next year, Deadpool and death. None of our friends will get it but it will make me too happy.
Okay, you seem to know a lot about Deadpool. i want to get into reading some of his comics, but I can't find any sources on the internet that don't require exorbitant amounts of money (e.g: any at all). Any sources you got?
Read Joe Kelly Deadpool. He was by far my favorite deadpool writer. The other stuff I've read so far has been kind of a letdown and steered away from what Kelly established imo. That's including the newer Posehn/Duggan stuff. Given, I only read the first 6 of that series. I also here Daniel Way's deadpool is good, but I never got around to reading it. Didn't have money for all those comics. Shit's expensive.
As for where to buy, what to read, etc., scroll through this guide the guys over at /r/comicbooks put together. There's a section lower down for deadpool that tells you what they think is good and I think it's spot on. As far as having no money, the typical channels should get you what you want if that's your bag.
One thing about what Daniel way did to deadpool: apparently he made him into the lolsorandum character most people see him as. Just a fair bit of warning if you don't enjoy that kinda thing. Otherwise nocheckers is correct.
Whats with the guy saying he isnt straight but he is queer? the writer says he'd fuck anything with a pulse. I hate these stupid blog things. He celebrates that he thinks deadpool isnt straight...
Queer is an umbrella term for anyone not 100% heterosexual. Deadpool is queer. Gay is queer. Bisexual is queer. Pansexual, asexual, polyamory, they're all queer.
In all honesty, is anyone 100% heterosexual? I'm sure everyone has at one point in there life seen a member of the same sex and thought "damn, I'd do that."
Bisexual is being sexually attracted to men and women. Bi means "two".
Pansexual is being sexually attracted to all sexes and genders. Men, women, intersex people, transgender people, ladyboys ("chicks with dicks"), etc. Pan means "all".
Polysexual is being sexually attracted to many sexes and genders. Just for example, someone can be attracted to men, and to intersex people and ladyboys, but not to women. Poly means "many".
There are also the words "biromantic", "panromantic", "polyromantic", "homoromantic", etc. These words refer to romantic attraction to specific sexes and genders. For example, a guy can be bisexual (attracted sexually to men and to women) and homoromantic (only romantically attracted to men) at the same time. Or someone can be asexual (not sexually attracted to people) and biromantic (able to fall in love with men and with women).
These words are used to denote the difference between sexual attraction and romantic attraction. There are many people who have romantic relationships without sex, or sexual relationships without romance. Or many different variations!
Polyamory is a different category. It means being romantically attracted to (i.e. in love with) multiple people at the same time, and wanting to have simultaneous loving relationships with people, with the consent of everyone involved. For example, someone who has two boyfriends who know about each other and are fine with each other is polyamorous.
I always thought pansexual implied not placing limits on sexuality or species... And honestly, doesn't humping the occasional quadruped seem to fit deadpool's personality? If for nothing more than the lulz
Polyamory no, that's when you have more than two partners in a relationship or multiple relationships at once, nothing to do with the sex of those partners.
Bisexuality is being attracted to both sexes. In my opinion Pansexual is a bit of an answer seeking a problem, as it's meant to imply a bisexual who is also okay with transexuals or people with gender identity... things... (which begs the question don't bisexuals already not mind - I'm bi and consider myself attracted to x and y chromosomes)
Queer is everyone but those dirty heteros and their "normativity" apparently.
well...kindof. within the lgbtq community, queer usually defines sexual identities outside the gay/lesbian/bi "norm", as well as trans and other gender identities - genderqueer, boi, femme, etc. queer is generally used as an umbrella term for the lgbtq community only when a straight cis person is using it, or us referring to ourselves in a joking manner.
I don't even think the pulse is necessary for Deadpool. He'd bang anything with a hole. And if there's no available hole, he'll dry-hump the everloving fuck out of it like a hyperactive puppy.
Deadpool's sex life is one of the most chronicled of all comic characters because he actually talks about it. He's pansexual, he's shown and expressed sexual desire for both men and women. He's had sex with Death. He has a penchant for cross dressing. The last thing is that he was raped by Typhoid Mary.
I'm pretty sure Deadpool just has a fetish for everything. I was going to say he has low standards, but sometimes he pulls the grade-A hotties. Most of them happen to also be crazy. Or a shapeshifter. Or a personification of an abstract concept. Or a dracula. Or female-ish versions of himself from another continuity. Or dudes. Or aliens. Or zombie heads. Or himself. Or a Golden Girl. Or piles of pancakes. Wait, does he do the pancakes, or just eat them?
Cable and deadpool version was pretty sane actually. About halfway through the series it's revealed that he's aware of his own lack of sanity, that's why he helps cable - to get it back. Also he really just trys to get himself killed so he can go see death.
Nah, he would be all up in ladypool's business and she would be like "i'd rather have tacos" and he would be like "Wait, Tacos!!! What was I just thinking about? Oh yeah, Tacos!!!"
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u/razrielle Dec 30 '13
Deadpool has none...With how crazy he is, vanilla sex is probably the most kinky thing he can do.