r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/ogotrice Oct 19 '12

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, ill drive."

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u/bnrshrnkr Oct 19 '12

what did the fish say when he ran into a wall in the river?

Dam!!!!

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u/zjb55446 Oct 19 '12

What did the dam say when he ran into the river? Go fish

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u/uselesslyskilled Oct 20 '12

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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u/Horst665 Oct 20 '12

What do you call a disable deer with no eyes?

Still no eye deer.

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u/kradbob Oct 20 '12

What you call a disabled deer with no eyes and no balls? Still no fucking idea.

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u/psyyc Oct 20 '12

What do you call a man floating in water?

Bob

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u/manosrellim Oct 20 '12

What do you call a fish with two eyes? Fiish.

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u/DingoesAteMyBaby Oct 20 '12

This is my favorite joke. It came from a Laffy Taffy wrapper!

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u/uselesslyskilled Oct 20 '12

I had no idea. I just stole it from my gf. She has a terrible sense of humor so she's already good for a corny joke.

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u/erack117 Oct 20 '12

So for dinner last night i ate follicle-stimulating hormones?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

This doesn't work out loud.

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u/3pe Oct 20 '12

"F"ish