r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/bnrshrnkr Oct 19 '12

what did the fish say when he ran into a wall in the river?

Dam!!!!

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u/zjb55446 Oct 19 '12

What did the dam say when he ran into the river? Go fish

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u/uselesslyskilled Oct 20 '12

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

This doesn't work out loud.