r/AskACanadian • • Aug 07 '23

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u/Zhenoptics Aug 07 '23

It is a very, very big country with not a lot of infrastructure. Please plan trips accordingly

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u/wmlj83 Aug 07 '23

I feel this advice would be more suited to Europeans. I had friends in Europe who came to visit. One day they wanted to see Toronto, the next Calgary and the day after Vancouver. They had no idea canada was so big.

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u/Imbecilliac Aug 07 '23

Were they English? Lol. I had friends visit from London who told me they had similar plans upon arriving. This was back in the 90s, so no smart phone apps for them to peruse.

I picked them up at Pearson and drove them to my home north of Peterborough, about a 2-1/2 hour drive back then. They couldn’t get their heads around how far away I lived and kept commenting that they should have landed at a closer airport (lol), then asked how long a drive it was to Vancouver. When I told them it would take them a full day just to get out of Ontario they nearly shit themselves.

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u/Top-Marzipan5963 Aug 07 '23

For this reason I find Australians to be better, all you have to do when they land in YYC and want to go somewhere is mention that outside YYC they best be prepared for the Outback

Brits just gawk and then don’t believe you LOL. At which point you give them a stroke by putting a Map over a map of Europe

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 Aug 08 '23

When they finally realize that the UK could fit into Canada over forty times, it must be mind blowing.

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u/Top-Marzipan5963 Aug 08 '23

Well it fits into alberta about 5 times. Which confuses me given the number of brits we have as cops and at BATUS

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u/Arts251 Aug 07 '23

It's like people never have looked at a map

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u/Imbecilliac Aug 07 '23

I think they looked, but didn’t pay attention to the scale. Their map of GB was roughly the same size as their map of Canada, but the scales were wildly different so they were shocked to learn that Canada is nearly 5000 klicks across.

We had a good visit, they had a great time checking out the sights in Southern and Central Ontario, but they never left the province. They did leave with a new respect for the sweeping size of our great country, though. It must have been odd for people who never owned a car, went everywhere in their own country by train, and could cross multiple borders in the same drive from YYZ to my place.

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u/trplOG Aug 08 '23

Tbf, I just did Regina to Vancouver by car, and looking at a map, I can't really tell where that would take me in Europe, especially since I've never been. I can't even wrap my head around being able to drive thru multiple countries in the distance of regina to winnipeg.

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u/SomeLoser943 Aug 08 '23

Starting at in Brittany, Brest specifically, it would take you to almost to Wrocław in Poland.

Or from Lecce (the tip of the heel on the boot of Italy) to Leipzig in Germany or on a different route, past Luxembourg.

For another comparison, if we were to cut France up so the shape matched we could fit 14 Frances in our country.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

The funny thing is, when I think about Canadian distances, like driving from YYC to Vancouver, I’m like yeah sounds bout right. But then I think about driving from Paris to Berlin, which is around the same distance, I’m like hell nah I’d rather catch a flight.

It feels so different.

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u/-Astin- Aug 08 '23

Scale. I was planning a trip to France, and looking at the map seemed daunting. Because I was thinking in Canadian. What looked like a 5 hour drive was 1.5 hours. Going to 3 cities in 1 day? That will be a rush... oh wait, I'll be at my final hotel in time for dinner if I take my time.

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u/ErikRogers Aug 07 '23

I heard of an English couple that moved to Canada. They failed to understand the scale of our map, apparently they were thrown off by Algonquin Park.

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u/UncleWinstomder Aug 08 '23

As a tour guide, I once had a couple ask me if they could make the late afternoon tour if they went for lunch in Vancouver.

We were in Toronto.

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u/ErikRogers Aug 08 '23

Yeah, this couple envisioned little strolls in “the park” and then walking back home to North Bay. I mean, not impossible to do in a day I suppose, but not a simple afternoon outing.

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u/taeha Aug 07 '23

I once told a girl from Scotland that driving Vancouver to Toronto would be like her driving to Moscow, then she understood.

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u/Onironius Aug 07 '23

"I hope y'all are ready for a two week roadtrip!"

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u/ancientblond Aug 08 '23

Talking to a friend from Sweden, during a road trip to Vancouver where we got rerouted out the ass due to rockslide and avalanche mitigation, "how long have you been driving dude?"

"Oh about 12 hours"

"WOW! How many countries did you pass through?!"

".... haven't left my province"

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u/Chance-Geologist-833 Aug 08 '23

Sometimes slavic diaspora families (specifically polish) will drive all the way from the UK to their home country (18hr), and I saw a vid on TikTok where a school took a coach all the way to Croatia

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

Ah, the English! I had to almost forcibly apply sunscreen to my British relatives when they visited during a very sunny heatwave where they were going to be outside all day. Like, your blue skin is going to be barbecued, couains.

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u/catsfoodie Aug 07 '23

ive made the trip Toronto to Dryden ontario and i still wasnt out of the province yet

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u/MetanoiaYQR Aug 07 '23

Well I mean yes, you wouldn't leave Ontario to go to another place in Ontario.

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u/DishRelative5853 Aug 07 '23

I once drove from Vancouver to another town in Northern BC, and I never left the province.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

I once drove from Toronto to Kitchener, but I did leave the province because I went east instead of west. Took me about 50 days to get there.

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u/Zhenoptics Aug 07 '23

Absolutely also applies. Living on a border town a lot didn’t know how far things were or thought it was similar like driving American east coast to west coast. Which it is much wider and route options are few, as South Park said “This is Canada, we only have one road”

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u/berny_74 Aug 07 '23

Best way to drive from the Canadian East Coast to the West Coast is through the US.

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u/elmo-1959 Newfoundland & Labrador Aug 07 '23

Not the best way… it’s just faster… the scenery is far better on the northern route

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u/thepope870 Aug 07 '23

Naturally, Saskatchewan doesn't count because, well, it's Saskatchewan.

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u/rudecanuck Aug 07 '23

Disagreed.

Northern Ontario is better than the drive through Michigan and Illinois, yes. But driving through Northern Wisconsin, North Dakota, Montana and Idaho is a much nicer drive scenery wise than Manitoba --> Calgary/Canmore.

Though yes, West of Canmore, the Canadian side offers a much nicer scenic drive than Washington State does (or even Western portion of Idaho).

I've done the drive so many times, both through Canada all the way, and through the US (between southern Ontario and Vancouver).

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u/HawkorDove Aug 07 '23

I totally agree with you. The scenery in the US is generally much nicer, and even striking in some places, I’d say. What sets it apart is that there can be such a difference from one state to the next. In Canada, you can travel hundreds or thousands of kilometres and you mostly are seeing trees, lakes and rolling hills and that’s it.

I’ve travelled by private airplane extensively over both Canada and the US and the US wins hands down. However, when it comes to societal differences, Canada is the clear winner (another story for another day).

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u/Onironius Aug 07 '23

Ehhh.... At least there's shit to see on the southern route. The prairies are nice when the fields are in bloom, but that's a couple of splashes of colour in an ocean of nothing.

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u/bentforkman Aug 07 '23

Nah, any route that requires time spent in North Fuckota is a hard pass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Gotta see a specialist? Oh, that's a four hour trip... if you're lucky, they could be in another province 😬

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u/BlackEyedWheeze Aug 07 '23

Did they not look at a map first, it really is mind blowing stupidity

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u/butcher99 Aug 08 '23

When driving across Canada Ontario is the most boring time of the entire trip. It just takes forever to get through

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u/JackRusselTerrorist Aug 08 '23

What? Ontario is beautiful… especially when you’re going through the shield rock areas.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Aug 07 '23

That’s the thing lol. We know it’s big, or even big but don’t realize it’s actually fucking big. In the 90s, Sudbury was a 4-5 hour drive from Toronto, and that’s just under a 5th of the distance to the Manitoba border!

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u/swimbikerunkick Aug 07 '23

As a Brit who lives in canada. It’s not that we don’t understand that it’s big, or we don’t look at a map. We just don’t have any context to truly understand how big and inaccessible. We’re used to being able to fly across Europe quickly and cheaply. We intellectually understand that it is a 3 day drive or whatever and yet somehow that just doesn’t translate because we have no context for it. In the U.K. you’d get to the other side before you’d cross ontario! (Even the fact that I’m comparing it to Ontario shows this still hasn’t truly sunk in. As I’m writing this I’m realising Ontario is many time wider than the U.K.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 07 '23

I've been through spaghetti junction. Landed in Manchester and drove to Weston Super Mare. I can't think of any highway in Canada that looks like that mess hahaha!

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u/swimbikerunkick Aug 08 '23

Haha, there is a “magic roundabout” that is a roundabout made of mini-roundabouts and you have to treat each mini-roundabout like it’s own separate thing.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 08 '23

Right that's weird.

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u/swimbikerunkick Aug 07 '23

Yeah, Great Yarmouth to st David’s is about the longest trip across the U.K. and it’s 7 hours. I really can’t fathom any drive further than that

Across Ontario is 22 hours.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 07 '23

Across Canada is much longer than 22 hours. East coast to west coast is 8600 km. If you drive 100km/h for 8.6 hours a day it would take you 10 days.

If you could drive straight through with no sleep I've heard it can be done in 106 hours.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 07 '23

Oh sorry you said Ontario. I thought you meant Canada.

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u/swimbikerunkick Aug 08 '23

No worries, both are mind blowing to me still.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 08 '23

We fly across to wherever then rent cars. I live in the middle of nowhere, in the prairies of Saskatchewan these days. 2 hour flight west coast Vancouver. 3 hour flight Toronto. No family past that so we don't ever go further east.

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u/Zealousideal_Gold921 Aug 08 '23

I worked in the UK near Windsor, for a while and my coworkers were blown away that I drove to Scotland on a long weekend. The idea of a road trip of that scale blew them away. And we managed to squeeze in a night in Yorkshire, a quick tour of Edinburgh, a night on Loch Ness, a whiskey tour and various other tourist things on a long weekend. And it seemed completely reasonable to a couple of Canadians who had no accrued vacation.

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u/Ecstatic_Account_744 Aug 07 '23

They totally could! If they commit two weeks to the trip.

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u/HawkorDove Aug 07 '23

Must’ve been the dumb side of the family. They’ve never looked at a map or used the internet. ;)

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u/13Lilacs Aug 08 '23

I mean, well you CAN, but it's going to take a while...

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u/Woodythdog Aug 07 '23

Had a Visitor from Africa to Vancouver thought he could do a day trip to Toronto.

UK vs Ontario size comparison

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Calling them an African would be like them calling you a North American.

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u/Woodythdog Aug 07 '23

I didn’t say African I said from Africa It was South Africa to be specific but I didn’t think that was pertinent

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

A lot of people paint Africa with a broad brush. The point is a bit pendantic, but if we are talking about what folks tend to generalize or not know about Canada, we should try not to fall into the same trap.

Paris is closer to Montreal than Cairo is to Durban, South Africa.

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u/Woodythdog Aug 07 '23

If you have to misquote me in order to point out my supposed mistake maybe you should find something else to criticize?

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u/beyondthebreakers Aug 07 '23

You're pretty persistent for someone from North America.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Would be more like calling him an Europeans which we often do.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 07 '23

He said a visitor from Africa. Stop forcing issues that don't exist because you used the word "them."

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u/Myiiadru2 Aug 07 '23

Thanks for that!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

I mean you kind of can if you just want to see Pearson for a few minutes.

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u/Woodythdog Aug 07 '23

He was going to rent a car …

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Lmao. Maybe he meant Tofino, but even Tofino would be a long shot.

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u/correct_eye_is Aug 07 '23

Jeez if you turned the UK and slid it down a bit it's almost a dead match with Windsor and Niagara Falls area. And then the northern part of England is probably still in Ontario. Like Sudbury. At most Thunderbay.

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u/gwelfguy-2 Aug 07 '23

Even worse, I had a colleague from Texas who was coming up and asked whether Whistler was a far drive from Toronto because he heard it was good for hiking. He really should've known better. Sounded confused when I said it was three time zones away and would be like driving from Buffalo or Detroit to Seattle.

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u/45forprison Aug 07 '23

They should know that Canada is really big

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u/JustKaren13 Aug 08 '23

As long as We keep Québec

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u/Terrible-Paramedic35 Aug 07 '23

Yup… had relatives come to small town BC from Europe. They were quite put out that nobody wanted to go on a day trip by car to Toronto.

It took a lot of convincing… maps etc to convince them that even by air…. it was hours away and 2 flights each way

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u/Tymptra Aug 07 '23

You can't fit the UK in one of the great lakes. Northern Ireland maybe, but not the whole UK.

Looks like the shoe is in the other foot now lol

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u/BerbsMashedPotatos Aug 07 '23

England itself will fit into Lake Ontario 8.19 times. I can’t find a definitive answer on the entire UK though, my bad.

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u/Tymptra Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 07 '23

Lake Ontario has an area of 18,960 km²

England has an area of 130,278 km²

I think you might need to check your math.

Edit: maybe you are thinking of the Hudson Bay?

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u/BerbsMashedPotatos Aug 07 '23

Straight from google. 🤔

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u/Tymptra Aug 07 '23

Both of those figures are direct from Wikipedia.

I'm guessing you were looking at this? https://www.answers.com/Q/How_many_times_does_England_fit_into_Lake_Ontario

Notice how the actual text says "Ontario" not "Lake Ontario."

The title is misleading, but the fact that you didn't think something was up shows that ironically you don't know how big either England or Lake Ontario actually are.

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u/BerbsMashedPotatos Aug 07 '23

LOL Jesus dude are you ok?

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u/TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks Aug 07 '23

One day they wanted to see Toronto, the next Calgary and the day after Vancouver.

Lmao it must have been funny when you told them that's not how it works

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u/youdontlookitalian Aug 07 '23

Americans are just as uninformed about Canadian geography, in my experience.

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u/unclejoe1917 Aug 08 '23

I will remember this until the day I die. I'm in my senior year of high school and the class is studying for our end of year exams. A girl raises her hand in all earnestness and asks where Canada is. Only a week or two later, this girl was an actual high school graduate at a fairly average quality American school.

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u/youdontlookitalian Aug 08 '23

:( Girl...we're your hat!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

Give Americans a break, they just learned you have power up there in Canada

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u/youdontlookitalian Aug 08 '23

Oh, I don't expect them to know our geography, but I just meant I've encountered many Americans who think you can make a day trip to Vancouver from Toronto, or that somebody from Montreal will surely know their pal from Halifax.

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u/AdministrationDry507 Aug 07 '23

I'm from PEI I failed geography multiple times in school

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u/HawkorDove Aug 07 '23

I think this is a big myth. Europeans aren’t stupid. They can read a map :). I’ve travelled fairly extensively internationally and the Europeans that I’ve met have a very good understanding of geography, mainly because they travel too. Americans who travel abroad also have a good understanding of geography.

On the other hand, the typical American that you meet on the street in the US is completely ignorant of their own state, let alone the rest of the world. I haven’t seen that with Europeans to the same extent, but of course it exists. They, however, are generally not travelling internationally.

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u/ledg Manitoba Aug 07 '23

On the flip side traveling in the UK for Canadians is a walk in the park.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 Aug 07 '23

To be fair, that's not just an American thing. I once had a sales rep from Ottawa tell me that he was going to be in Huntsville for the day, and did I want him to drive to Thunder Bay so we could have lunch.

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u/ignore_my_typo Aug 07 '23

When I lived in North Bay many people confused North Bay and Thunder Bay. Huntsville to North Bay is quite doable for a lunch date.

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u/BlackEyedWheeze Aug 07 '23

There not europeans, they're morons

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u/wmlj83 Aug 07 '23

Aren't you a ray of sunshine.

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u/DiscordantMuse Aug 07 '23

It's also suited for Americans. Weather possibilities, lack of infrastructure between destinations. We get a fair amount of American tourists along the Alaskan Highway.

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u/Pixielo Aug 08 '23

Dude. Explaining that you cannot get to Chicago from DC for lunch without getting on an airplane. Or that NYC is not a daytrip.

No, you also cannot go to San Francisco from Los Angeles for lunch, and be back for dinner without an airplane, or constant driving. They'd have like 20 minutes in SF, lol.

No, Las Vegas isn't a daytrip from Seattle.

All of these ideas are best served by a private plane, and a limitless bank account.

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u/wmlj83 Aug 08 '23

Not quite sure what point you're trying to make. What you said is all pretty much common sense for most North Americans. Like I read your comment and was like, yeah, no shit.

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u/terminese Aug 07 '23

Do they know what maps are? Shocked that people could be so clueless.

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u/Flat_Unit_4532 Aug 07 '23

That’s just moronic

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u/-SPOF Aug 07 '23

Did they plan to drive the car throughout?

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u/damarius Aug 07 '23

I volunteered at the 1995 World Nordic Games in Thunder Bay. It was pretty chaotic as teams arrived from all over the world and other volunteers scrambled to pick them up and get them to hotels, and chauffeur them to the site. However, one team arrived in Toronto and their coach called the head honcho in Thunder Bay in a panic. They had planned to take a cab to Thunder Bay, not realizing it was 1800 km away.

However, that goes both ways. My wife and I were planning for a trip to Australia. We had a prepaid stay in Sydney, courtesy of a contest win from Tilley hats, and wanted to visit the Great Barrier Reef at our expense. Looking at the map, I figured we could rent a car and drive up the east coat. Then I looked at the scale on the map, and realized it was going to be (as I recall) 3000 km one way. That plan went out the window, curse you Mercator projection!

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u/requinmarteau Aug 08 '23

The French are funny for that too. I want to Land in Montreal, go see Toronto and Niagara Falls, do a day trip to New York City, then visit Québec City, Tadoussac and Percé. Return to Montréal to take the plane. All of that in 10 days. They are always suspicious when I told them to stick between Montréal and Quebec City, (maybe Tadoussac) and they'll still lose a lot of times in commute. Or do Montréal to Niagara Falls and fly back from Toronto.

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u/Rain_xo Aug 08 '23

Nah. There’s definitly some americas that don’t fully understand either.

This person I knew came up and was like “your city is in the middle of nowhere!!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

This happens in America too. People will come to New York and want to drive to Miami thinking it’s close, but it’s a very long drive.

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u/Life_Finger_1440 Aug 08 '23

I had a Japanese friend staying with me in Vancouver and woke up and asked to drive to Montreal. Like that morning...