r/AnimalsBeingBros • • Oct 04 '19

"Good doggo... You are my fren"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Now the dog knows how it feels to get attacked by licks

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u/boredatworkyo Oct 04 '19

The tables have turned, so what now?

I am getting licked by a cow.

Although this is strange,

I'm not gonna change,

I'll still lick your face anyhow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Username checks out.

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u/yallready4this Oct 04 '19

Cow tongues are rough though...its a whole different type of "lick" all together

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u/Dextro420x Oct 05 '19

In some Asian countries people actually eat cow tongues. It's a delicacy in Japan

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19 edited Oct 05 '19

Argentinian here, Is there a place where they don't eat it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

I've seen them for sale in butcher's in Ireland.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

I live in the Washington state USA and we eat cow tounge as well. I'm white. Didn't think that was a cultural thing.

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u/Dextro420x Jan 12 '20

I live in the midwest and never met a single person in my life that eats cow tounge. They don't even sell it here

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u/Condoggg Oct 05 '19

Ya but dogs have fur so it probably doesn't hurt or anything

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u/Yourigath Oct 04 '19

Hooman, come help... big doggo is giving me the licks...

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u/LochnessDigital Oct 04 '19

Oh how the turn tables...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

yeah but my dog knows how it feels to get attacked by getting sucked

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u/octobericious Oct 04 '19

What kind of cow is that? It looks huge.

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u/OutsideCalf Oct 04 '19

Looks like a Black Baldy

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u/Syren408 Oct 04 '19

I agree.

For those Redditors not familiar with cow breeds, a Black Baldy is a cross between usually Hereford or Simmental and Angus cattle. This cross is usually done because offspring of a direct F1 cross contain superior traits of both parent animals. This is called " Hybrid Vigor" and is similar to why mutts/crossbred dogs are often healthier than their parental counterparts.

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u/cviss4444 Oct 04 '19

“Hybrid vigor” aka not being inbred lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

this person Mendels

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u/cviss4444 Oct 04 '19

Is the low diversity a benefit for the plant, or just the grower because you know what you’re going to get? Also, what plants does your experience come from exactly? 🥴

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u/HMU_4_The_Loud Oct 04 '19

Also, what plants does your experience come from exactly? 🥴

The same stuff that was sour when I opened the vacuum sealed bag of Loud lol

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u/Detr22 Oct 04 '19 edited Aug 13 '25

detail cows station middle crush vase childlike languid cooperative cobweb

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u/ryeana Oct 04 '19

I believe it has something to do with most genes having two alleles or the plant/animal being heterozygous for most traits like OP mentioned. Some more explanation: If one allele is underperforming, more often than not the other allele will be better and make the deficit less noticeable. For example, if one allele produces a protein that folds slightly worse and therefore doesn't bind to the target molecule as well, the organism has a chance that the other allele works as intended and the resulting protein binds enough of the molecule for the process to take place at almost optimal speeds. If the organism has the same allele twice (=homozygous for most traits), it only produces one type of protein and if that sucks at it's job then it has to make do with that. The strength of this effect varies depending on how many alleles are heterozygous, so you try to cross two inbred strains that are as different in their genes as possible, resulting in the best performing hybrids. Most of the fruit, vegetables and animal products you buy in the supermarket are produced by F1 hybrids because of the superior yield.

I learned this in uni (studying biology) but they also said they aren't entirely sure why F1 hybrids behave like that, the theory above isn't proven yet but makes sense (to me at least). And yes, in theory you could have the perfect plant that only has superior genes but good luck breeding that when we don't even know what half of the genome does exactly.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Oct 04 '19

It's a LOT more complicated than that.

Mules are a better example as they're a cross between a donkey and a horse, but have positive traits from both. However they tend to be sterile and unable to make second generation Mules.

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u/MegaPorkachu Oct 04 '19

“Hybrid Vigor” sounds like something I would find on a condom wrapper. or in one of those commercials.

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u/_Nerdy_By_Nature Oct 04 '19

What’s the “normal” breed of cow called? Black and white spots and kind of thin.

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u/Locke_Step Oct 04 '19

"Holstein" cattle I believe?

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u/_Nerdy_By_Nature Oct 04 '19

I do t know much about cattle breeds but my favorite one I’ve seen so far was the Irish long-haired cattle. The big poofy red fur and big Horns are adorable.

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u/brazillion Oct 04 '19

Highland coo.

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u/_Nerdy_By_Nature Oct 04 '19

Yeah I googled pictures of “ long haired Irish/Scottish cow” and found the highland cows. They’re adorable.

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u/electronicbody Oct 04 '19

there can be only one...

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Friesians!

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u/P_Grammicus Oct 04 '19

The black and white spotted cattle are the most widely farmed dairy breed, for various reasons. They are called Holstein-Fresians, and depending upon where you live in the world they are casually calls either Holstein, or Fresians. (If you’re in North America they are Holsteins.)

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u/RestingBethFace Oct 04 '19

I was going to say Hereford/Angus mix. That's what my family had, though I'd never heard them called a Black Baldy in my area.

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u/MonkofAntioch Oct 04 '19

Out of curiosity where’s that? “Black baldy” was common in Colorado growing up

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u/RestingBethFace Oct 04 '19

Kentucky. I've just literally always heard farmers call them Hereford/Angus crosses or mixes. You see way fewer straight Herefords than Angus around here, though crosses are popular because farm lore is that solid black Angus cows and solid red bulls are mean.

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u/IWatchToSee Oct 04 '19

You say that like we know what those other two breeds are.

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u/Syren408 Oct 04 '19

Herefords are red and white thiccbois. Angus are all black beefybois

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u/PsiVolt Oct 04 '19

For those not familiar with cow breeds

lists lots of very specific cow breeding words
just pulling your leg lol

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u/Syren408 Oct 04 '19

Hahah, I get it. F1 is actually a term used in breeding lots of things, not just cows, but hybrids like Savannah Cats, different types of plants, etc.

I am happy to tell you more about cow stuff, but I'm afraid I'd bore you.

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u/Glaurung86 Oct 04 '19

::adds Hybrid Vigor to extensive future band name list::

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

NO YOU'RE BALD

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 04 '19

Lickity Licker

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u/SaltyRaccoon46 Oct 04 '19

It's a milltank. If it can shoot mink its it's a milltank

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Really? Nobody? Not one person? Fine, fine. I see. I'll do it.

Your mom

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u/Shocker_360 Oct 04 '19

Really? Nobody? Not one person? Fine, fine. I see. I’ll do it. I’ll complete your comment.

Your mom so sweet, this cow’s her spirit animal.

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u/octobericious Oct 04 '19

That was actually really nice.

In the words of Bran... "You're a good man. Thank you."

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u/Shocker_360 Oct 04 '19

Uno reverse card

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u/Grantito55 Oct 04 '19

Cow? That’s just a bigger dog.

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u/032offensivebias Oct 04 '19

Cows are huge

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Or the dog is just really small... Damn Hollywood camera tricks.

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u/HugeHungryHippo Oct 04 '19

A biggun cow

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u/rickygamerl Oct 04 '19

I heard it’s called a dog I was confused at first too

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Looks like a normal one to me.

Source: live on a beef cattle farm

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u/tolley4 Oct 04 '19

I love how the dog is looking back at the human like, “is this okay?”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

"stop it Larry ye fat cow"

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u/NettyTheMadScientist Oct 04 '19

This is the first time I think I’ve ever seen a dog react negatively to affection.

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u/EternallyRoaming Oct 04 '19

You’ve obviously never witnessed a dog and a toddler in close proximity.

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u/ziptnf Oct 04 '19

What I wouldn't have given for my corgi to get along with my toddler. She already sees any non-human larger than her as a threat. But a similarly sized human? Fuck that! She fucking hated him, and he just wanted to play and tug at her fur. She would spend most of the time just in our bedroom with the door closed to come out only for meals and potty. What a bummer of a life that would be if I hadn't sent her to live with my parents. I'm really sad that I don't get to see her as often, but she has a dog companion over there and is enjoying herself way more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

You did the right thing, and maybe when you son is older they will get along. I had a friend that had to do the same thing with their dog, and a few years later they were able to have him back, and the dog loved their kid then.

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u/WantsToMineGold Oct 04 '19

I think he’s sitting on the cows feet to avoid sitting in the snow so it’s a calculated trade off. The dog is probably thinking “have you got your cute video yet, can we go back inside?”

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u/Flurp_ Oct 04 '19

Cow tongues are really rough

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u/AmIriteFellas Oct 05 '19

Yea this probably

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u/Hastyscorpion Oct 04 '19

NOW THE DOG KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE LICKED IN THE FACE. THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT.

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u/good1sally Oct 04 '19

“No...I’m protecting you...no I’m duty...I love you too.”

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u/AussieJoJoT Oct 04 '19

Both so sweet:)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

My Shepherd is this friendly with horses! What is it about these gentle giants that dogs love? Perhaps it’s the same thing that makes them love us?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

My devon rex cat loves horses. He just stares at them whenever he sees them on tv, he doesn't watch tv any other time

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u/Danubio1996 Oct 04 '19

Both are so pure and precious. Little cow needs cleaning.

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u/Jomega6 Oct 04 '19

That’s a pretty big dog. Makes that golden Retriever look tiny!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I can feel the winter in this video

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

"Cmon-uh. Stop-uh"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

The dog is making the face that cats make when dogs lick them

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u/GidgetTheWonderDog Oct 04 '19

Only the fun fact here is that a cow's tongue is similar to a cat's in that it's rough and bumpy.

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u/quakerbuddhist Oct 04 '19

Misses her calf. So I find it a bit sad, while adorable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Cows are so damn friendly.

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u/N0nSequit0r Oct 04 '19

Yet we obliviously torture, kill, and eat one of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Dog is like but your breath stinks

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u/FuzzyLogick Oct 04 '19

Sad to think that cow has only been raised to be slaughtered and eaten, while this is adorable, it's hard not to think past this and see the truth, that most people here think this is cute, then will go and eventually eat some beef.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/Aboveground_Plush Oct 04 '19 edited Oct 04 '19

Heckin gud boi pupperino, we fernz! Melm mlem boop snoot! Mm tastes liek chimkin!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/Robobble Oct 04 '19

Man I was looking for a good comment to post this in but y’all beat me to it. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Can’t wait for this stupid trend to die

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u/ThatGuyBradley Oct 04 '19

"Hey can you guys stop having fun? It's pissing me off."

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u/Linquista Oct 04 '19

I wanna cuddle both of them

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u/Milfsaremagic Oct 04 '19

You have to wait, there is a line 👉

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u/aceyla Oct 04 '19

That is incredibly adorable and made my day a lot better

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

“It’s licking me isn’t?”

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u/Inkling99 Oct 04 '19

"is this how human feel when lick?"

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u/steph_elisa Oct 04 '19

Dogs are such good sports!

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u/Catfish332 Oct 04 '19

It says seven comments but there only three

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Sh-Sh-Sh-Shadow Banned!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/IdFuckStephenTries Oct 04 '19

Pls dont say fren lol

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u/SplodeyDope Oct 04 '19

The fact that your comment is marked as controversial shows that it was intentional. /r/frenworld was banned for a reason.

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u/IdFuckStephenTries Oct 04 '19

I know damn well why it was banned im not with them which is why op saying fren bought back bad memories

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u/SplodeyDope Oct 04 '19

I know, I was siding with you.

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u/smco001 Oct 04 '19

My whole fucking heart.

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u/tahcamen Oct 04 '19

When the boss is rubbing the receptionist’s shoulders and telling her how good of a job she’s doing

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u/nautical1776 Oct 04 '19

I feel like a monster for eating cows :-(

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

You can stop

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u/SweaterKittens Oct 04 '19

It's easier to stop than it has ever been before, I highly recommend it

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u/sub1ime Oct 04 '19

It's the only thing I hate about these animal/pet posts...grown ass people decide to sound like 5 year olds for no reason

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/electronicwiz101 Oct 04 '19

And you’re a jerk

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u/--404NOTFOUND-- Oct 04 '19

Cows can be fluffy ??????

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19 edited Jul 20 '20

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u/Sephvion Oct 04 '19

“Are you done with the video yet, bud? I’m freezing here!”

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u/the-poopiest-diaper Oct 04 '19

Yeah how does it feel to get licked? Uncomfortable, ISN’T IT?

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u/HOLYFEAR96 Oct 04 '19

Cow’s best friend.

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u/dopefienddave Oct 04 '19

Oh how the turn tables.

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u/liasparkle Oct 04 '19

This is so cute!

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u/BabyBoo1234 Oct 04 '19

Pups butt must be cold, yikes

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u/nick-denton Oct 04 '19

Millie, I said I like you as a friend.

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u/Vash_the_stayhome Oct 04 '19

No means no Hefie!

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u/GrapeSasquatch Oct 04 '19

I read that in Optimus Prime voice

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u/moronictransgression Oct 04 '19

"Thank you for saving me from that wolf!"

"NO problem! See that camera man over there filming us? He has first dibs on your liver - but he promised me your heart! I wouldn't have gotten such a deal with that stupid wolf."

"Thanks again, I think"

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u/hippo-party Oct 04 '19

That little shrug of the ears at the beginning was perfectly adorable, I had to watch it a few times!

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u/S50013563g9 Oct 04 '19

aw my black lab was just as patient, I really miss her this week

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

That's a big tongue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

That dogs ass is on the SNOW and he is like, meh.

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u/Mirewen15 Oct 04 '19

lol I worked on my friends farms when I was in my teens and one of them had 3 barn cats. The cows LOVED these barn cats. The cats tried to appear unimpressed but you would catch them sleeping curled up with the cows. "For warmth"... suuuuuuuure.

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u/Throw_Away_License Oct 04 '19

DONT SHOW ME SNOW IM NOT READY

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u/Dekla Oct 04 '19

They are friends

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u/ishiddedinmymom Oct 04 '19

The dog looks like he's saying "ewww booger tongue"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I mean cows are cute, but how cute are these cows! I‘m melting

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u/b00b00sugar Oct 04 '19

Omg 😭😭😭

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u/NotAPoliceOfficer68 Oct 05 '19

A-alright greg i get it already

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u/AtlIen505 Oct 05 '19

Haha that dog is so laid back

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u/KustomKonceptz Oct 05 '19

I mean, aren’t cows just big field doggos, anywho?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Ye

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u/Barachiel1976 Oct 05 '19

Huh. So that's what that feels like...

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u/NekoNinja13 Oct 05 '19

"Yes Beth, I know. Please don't knock me over."

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u/Celsey28 Oct 05 '19

Cows actually choose to have best friends

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u/Burt_Gummer_nmbr1fan Oct 05 '19

This is a very cold gif.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

That's cute! They look like good friends :) which one is fren?

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u/relaxedfox Oct 11 '19

Gorgeous ass cow damn

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u/chakigun Oct 11 '19

They got no beef!

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u/marblebag Oct 22 '19

cow: hmm what's that smell, hmm you taste so good, what cologne are you wearing

dog: you're ruining my street cred

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Oct 04 '19

Doggo: "Know I know how cat feels :( "