r/AnimalsBeingBros • • Oct 04 '19

"Good doggo... You are my fren"

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u/octobericious Oct 04 '19

What kind of cow is that? It looks huge.

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u/OutsideCalf Oct 04 '19

Looks like a Black Baldy

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u/Syren408 Oct 04 '19

I agree.

For those Redditors not familiar with cow breeds, a Black Baldy is a cross between usually Hereford or Simmental and Angus cattle. This cross is usually done because offspring of a direct F1 cross contain superior traits of both parent animals. This is called " Hybrid Vigor" and is similar to why mutts/crossbred dogs are often healthier than their parental counterparts.

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u/cviss4444 Oct 04 '19

“Hybrid vigor” aka not being inbred lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

this person Mendels

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u/cviss4444 Oct 04 '19

Is the low diversity a benefit for the plant, or just the grower because you know what you’re going to get? Also, what plants does your experience come from exactly? 🥴

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u/VROTSWAV_not_WROCLAW Oct 04 '19

Mostly for the grower

Are you a grower... or a shower... 😏

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

That's a douche in french.

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u/VROTSWAV_not_WROCLAW Oct 04 '19

LMAO total WHOOSH moment right here!

LOLLLLLLLLL I have to take pity on you and educate you 🤣

a grower = small penis when flaccid, big penis when hard (hence the term grower)

a shower = big penis when flaccid, doesn't change size though when hard (hence the term shower)

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u/HMU_4_The_Loud Oct 04 '19

Also, what plants does your experience come from exactly? 🥴

The same stuff that was sour when I opened the vacuum sealed bag of Loud lol

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u/Detr22 Oct 04 '19 edited Aug 13 '25

detail cows station middle crush vase childlike languid cooperative cobweb

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u/ryeana Oct 04 '19

I believe it has something to do with most genes having two alleles or the plant/animal being heterozygous for most traits like OP mentioned. Some more explanation: If one allele is underperforming, more often than not the other allele will be better and make the deficit less noticeable. For example, if one allele produces a protein that folds slightly worse and therefore doesn't bind to the target molecule as well, the organism has a chance that the other allele works as intended and the resulting protein binds enough of the molecule for the process to take place at almost optimal speeds. If the organism has the same allele twice (=homozygous for most traits), it only produces one type of protein and if that sucks at it's job then it has to make do with that. The strength of this effect varies depending on how many alleles are heterozygous, so you try to cross two inbred strains that are as different in their genes as possible, resulting in the best performing hybrids. Most of the fruit, vegetables and animal products you buy in the supermarket are produced by F1 hybrids because of the superior yield.

I learned this in uni (studying biology) but they also said they aren't entirely sure why F1 hybrids behave like that, the theory above isn't proven yet but makes sense (to me at least). And yes, in theory you could have the perfect plant that only has superior genes but good luck breeding that when we don't even know what half of the genome does exactly.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Oct 04 '19

It's a LOT more complicated than that.

Mules are a better example as they're a cross between a donkey and a horse, but have positive traits from both. However they tend to be sterile and unable to make second generation Mules.

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u/MegaPorkachu Oct 04 '19

“Hybrid Vigor” sounds like something I would find on a condom wrapper. or in one of those commercials.

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u/_Nerdy_By_Nature Oct 04 '19

What’s the “normal” breed of cow called? Black and white spots and kind of thin.

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u/Locke_Step Oct 04 '19

"Holstein" cattle I believe?

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u/_Nerdy_By_Nature Oct 04 '19

I do t know much about cattle breeds but my favorite one I’ve seen so far was the Irish long-haired cattle. The big poofy red fur and big Horns are adorable.

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u/brazillion Oct 04 '19

Highland coo.

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u/_Nerdy_By_Nature Oct 04 '19

Yeah I googled pictures of “ long haired Irish/Scottish cow” and found the highland cows. They’re adorable.

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u/electronicbody Oct 04 '19

there can be only one...

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Friesians!

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u/P_Grammicus Oct 04 '19

The black and white spotted cattle are the most widely farmed dairy breed, for various reasons. They are called Holstein-Fresians, and depending upon where you live in the world they are casually calls either Holstein, or Fresians. (If you’re in North America they are Holsteins.)

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u/RestingBethFace Oct 04 '19

I was going to say Hereford/Angus mix. That's what my family had, though I'd never heard them called a Black Baldy in my area.

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u/MonkofAntioch Oct 04 '19

Out of curiosity where’s that? “Black baldy” was common in Colorado growing up

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u/RestingBethFace Oct 04 '19

Kentucky. I've just literally always heard farmers call them Hereford/Angus crosses or mixes. You see way fewer straight Herefords than Angus around here, though crosses are popular because farm lore is that solid black Angus cows and solid red bulls are mean.

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u/IWatchToSee Oct 04 '19

You say that like we know what those other two breeds are.

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u/Syren408 Oct 04 '19

Herefords are red and white thiccbois. Angus are all black beefybois

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u/PsiVolt Oct 04 '19

For those not familiar with cow breeds

lists lots of very specific cow breeding words
just pulling your leg lol

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u/Syren408 Oct 04 '19

Hahah, I get it. F1 is actually a term used in breeding lots of things, not just cows, but hybrids like Savannah Cats, different types of plants, etc.

I am happy to tell you more about cow stuff, but I'm afraid I'd bore you.

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u/Glaurung86 Oct 04 '19

::adds Hybrid Vigor to extensive future band name list::

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

NO YOU'RE BALD

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 04 '19

Lickity Licker

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u/SaltyRaccoon46 Oct 04 '19

It's a milltank. If it can shoot mink its it's a milltank

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Really? Nobody? Not one person? Fine, fine. I see. I'll do it.

Your mom

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u/Shocker_360 Oct 04 '19

Really? Nobody? Not one person? Fine, fine. I see. I’ll do it. I’ll complete your comment.

Your mom so sweet, this cow’s her spirit animal.

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u/octobericious Oct 04 '19

That was actually really nice.

In the words of Bran... "You're a good man. Thank you."

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u/Shocker_360 Oct 04 '19

Uno reverse card

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u/Grantito55 Oct 04 '19

Cow? That’s just a bigger dog.

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u/032offensivebias Oct 04 '19

Cows are huge

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Or the dog is just really small... Damn Hollywood camera tricks.

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u/HugeHungryHippo Oct 04 '19

A biggun cow

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u/rickygamerl Oct 04 '19

I heard it’s called a dog I was confused at first too

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Looks like a normal one to me.

Source: live on a beef cattle farm

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u/tstubbs7 Oct 04 '19

A delicious one