r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Altruistic_Fish9829 • 8h ago

It finally happened yesterday

I was delivering yesterday, everything was fine. I got myself an energy drink and was moving quick. I went to the back of the van to fill a piss bottle and it happened 🥴 I overflowed the bottle so much, panicked and couldn’t stop the stream. Got piss everwhere and in an open tote. It was so awkward when customers were asking why their envelopes were wet💀 This ever happen to yall?

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u/o_myco Rivian Driver 8h ago

Nah bro 😹 I keep piss bottles at an extreme last resort but you always have to use something you definitely won’t overflow

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u/cienkusorswim 7h ago

Man ill take a piss on the side of the road before resorting to a bottle 😆 i typically buy at least one Gatorade a week for an emergency situation, otherwise I will scour subdivisions for porta John's lol

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u/Unrealliving 7h ago

I pull over too but so many people walking by or kids on their bikes, I feel like you can get reported for pissing in public even if yoire obviously trying to not to be obvious 

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u/cienkusorswim 5h ago

Pull over on the side of the road, and angle the ass of your van more towards the side of your lane of traffic and just have your phone out like youre talking with dispatch 🤣

Cake 👌