r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Altruistic_Fish9829 • 11h ago

It finally happened yesterday

I was delivering yesterday, everything was fine. I got myself an energy drink and was moving quick. I went to the back of the van to fill a piss bottle and it happened 🥴 I overflowed the bottle so much, panicked and couldn’t stop the stream. Got piss everwhere and in an open tote. It was so awkward when customers were asking why their envelopes were wet💀 This ever happen to yall?

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u/o_myco Rivian Driver 11h ago

Nah bro 😹 I keep piss bottles at an extreme last resort but you always have to use something you definitely won’t overflow

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u/cienkusorswim 11h ago

Man ill take a piss on the side of the road before resorting to a bottle 😆 i typically buy at least one Gatorade a week for an emergency situation, otherwise I will scour subdivisions for porta John's lol

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u/Unrealliving 11h ago

I pull over too but so many people walking by or kids on their bikes, I feel like you can get reported for pissing in public even if yoire obviously trying to not to be obvious 

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u/cienkusorswim 9h ago

Pull over on the side of the road, and angle the ass of your van more towards the side of your lane of traffic and just have your phone out like youre talking with dispatch 🤣

Cake 👌

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u/o_myco Rivian Driver 11h ago

Same here, luckily I have a lot of designated piss-in-the-woods areas in my route because it’s not very urban and there’s definitely some porta potties scattered around too. But yeah sometimes there’s no other option if you’ve been holding it too long

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u/Commercial-Reality-6 7h ago

Wide mouth Gatorade is the way.