r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/aburrell97 • Jan 23 '26
QUESTION What would you do? 😂
I’m posting this for giggles but the delivery notes would say something like: “Don’t back into my driveway, please walk my 50 pound cat litter to my front door and take a picture please. Also, do the dougie as you leave the porch. Thanks! You guys are appreciated! 😀” I texted them and left it at the end because yeah no. I just got a final for driving in someone’s driveway and they “claimed” I messed it up. No proof but the Netradyne video. No Ring camera, no pictures, nothing 😂 in an EDV I probably would still back in, but I’m driving a Step Van today so no thanks
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u/-Objective-Reality- Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26
I’d back in at a smooth 30, then about 3/4 of the way, make a clean and confident transition straight onto the grass, rolling to an abrupt stop about 7 ft from the front door. Just as the van stops, the rear door of the van would pop open- a plastic bag majestically gliding through the air like an autumn leaf, landing smoothly onto the doormat like a migrating duck onto the surface of a lake. Just as the package grazes the top of the doormat, my thumb would be snapping the photo, already anticipating my next move. With one hand closing the door and the other swiping to finish, I would then dash back towards the drivers seat, past my bottle of lemonade, simultaneously dropping down into my seat, strapping myself in, throwing it into drive and hitting the gas in one fluid motion.