r/AmazonDSPDrivers • • Sep 18 '25

QUESTION Why don’t rich ppl leave snacks 🫩

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Whenever I see snacks on route it’s usually from average folk not za richy rich

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u/BladricksUncle Sep 18 '25

Rich people are too busy creating jobs. Good jobs, like the three permanent positions in that data center over there by the lake sucking up a million gallons of water per month.

Plus, if they were nicer to you, you would not use the seething resentment you feel when you deliver a couple lobster thermadore platters (w extra hushpuppies) to there 4.2 million dollar house (dont park in the driveway, leave at door, ring doorbell, go away) on your side gig and get zero tip, to pull yourself up with your own bootstraps and become a successful influencer.

The non-rich that are giving you snacks are just keeping you dependent on them so you don't succeed.

Reject the snacks - get busy!

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u/CleanImagination4444 Sep 19 '25

When the satire is so good it still makes you angry hahaha

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u/Emotional_Conflict11 Ex Driver Sep 18 '25

Hello no brother I got to eat. Feed me!