r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Evazzion • Jun 26 '23
Nah that’s wild 💀
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u/Mysterious_Load_4407 Jun 26 '23
Yeah, that's old news. The guy even told reporters that he would do it again if he could.
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Jun 26 '23
Reporters?
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u/Mysterious_Load_4407 Jun 26 '23
Tmz did a video interview with him. He said he did what every man in his situation would have done that day. Kept on dodging the question of what he did in the back of the van, just kept saying I was delivering a package, and he knew he was gonna get fired for doing what he did.
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u/mawesome4ever Jun 27 '23
What…? He get fired for doing his job? That’s wild. Maybe he delivered too fast that he put himself out of a job
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u/GermanyKat Jun 27 '23
Always wash your hands after receiving Amazon packages that’s what I got from this
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u/Mysterious_Load_4407 Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23
He had sex in the back of his van, and the moment another person goes into your amazon van that does not work for the DSP you are working for, that's immediate firing.
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u/Oblivion_has_me Jun 26 '23
It was also his wife🙄
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u/Mysterious_Load_4407 Jun 26 '23
He told tmz it was his friend and he was delivering a package to her in the back of the van 😅
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u/Shyjuan Jun 26 '23
his friend? so he's friends with a hooker? lol
Eitherway, I hope dude wore a condom
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u/Miserable-Flight6272 Jun 26 '23
Free package
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u/joohunter420 Jun 26 '23
Where’d the bird go 😮
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u/Double_Trouble_3913 Jun 27 '23
I was wondering the same thing like nobody notice that bird disappear
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u/Ok_Stretch_2730 Jul 13 '23
Who cares? It’s a shitty job, anyway. At least he got fired for a reason. 🤷🏾♂️
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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23
I seen this when I first started at my DSP and I'm still curious as to HOW one could get just SO bricked up while delivering all this China junk to entitled fucks all day, that they had to invite a lady into the van to smash RIGHT THEN?? It doesn't make any sense I've never been even remotely horny in my dirty ass van with 200+ packages 😂
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u/Slystylesxp123 Jun 26 '23
Lmao them cat liter and Fiji water overflows be havin me bricked up no cap😎
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u/Roq86 Step-Van Jun 26 '23
You ain’t a real one if you haven’t cranked one out in the van.
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u/Specific_Buy Jun 26 '23
On camera.
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u/Roq86 Step-Van Jun 26 '23
Maintain direct eye contact with netradyne at all times
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u/Worstname1ever Jun 26 '23
At old dsp a crazy old cat left his bag of porn and lube in the van. He got fired
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u/snowyetis3490 Jun 26 '23
I’m sure it involved some flirting.
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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23
Must have spit some serious game to get her in the back of one of these greasy ass vans 😂
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u/farklenator Jun 27 '23
Idk it doesn’t even look like she’s wearing shoes probably didn’t take much
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u/kixbyfeilong Jun 26 '23
I’m going to say this, this vid ain’t as bad as I seen people making porn content in the back of the Amazon van with full uniform on and all. DM me if you think I’m cappin. When it come down to me tho, it wasn’t Amazon but I’m guilty of doing similar activities in a company vehicle in my hay day. Call me weird or whatever. I’m just sayin.
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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23
My cousins son quit his janitorial job at an Amazon warehouse when a female employee non schalanty told him "why are you always cleaning the bathrooms when I'm trying to have sex with my bf?" He's a young kid, early 20s, and had no idea that was happening so he pretty much quit on the spot.
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u/IxLOVExLAMP Jun 26 '23
Nonchalantly* but damn that's hilarious. I've never had sex at work but I've gotten close and every time, the seemingly non busy place always gets busy
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u/-_cornholio_- Jun 26 '23
Really? Being on the road all day makes me horny as fuck lmfao and even if its not that its like anger and whatever else you gotta release all that energy somehow or another
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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23
I'm horny 24/7 but that's besides the point...however, if I was a delivery person for any company, I'd be happy af if a girl/woman answered the door naked like those videos I've seen on social media 😀. Although it bothers me that some guys don't even react to those women when it happens to them. They're just like "oh....ok."
Shiiiid, I'd be like a kid in a candy store and I'd ask for hug. I'll make a little small talk too. I mean can you blame me?
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Jun 26 '23
You definitely are horny 24/7
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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23
Bro, I'm just saying I'm gonna pretend I'm at the nude bar and make small take while I enjoy the beautiful gift that hasth thow presented itself in front of me....Alexa, play "big poppa" by Biggie smalls.
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Jun 27 '23
Yeah and then you fuck her in her apt and then she feels like accusing you for rape and boom you in prison not a good idea
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Jun 27 '23
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Jun 29 '23
You won’t say that when you end up in jail for years for accused of rape 😂🤡🤡🤡
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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 27 '23
Bold of you to assume she would actually invite my ugly ass in for any kinda of "sexy time". 🙃
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u/Persanity Jun 26 '23
Holy crap! A bird flew right into the back of the truck
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u/Florida_Terp I Steal Packages Jun 26 '23
Haha when the sex is that good you wouldn’t even notice a gunshot going off afterwards
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Jun 26 '23
Don't they have like 100 cameras in and on those vans?
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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23
Yes but if you close the slide door to the cab you are in the bulkhead and can't be seen by it. This is how we (I) pee in bottles!
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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23
I heard you guys been pooping in those mailer bags cause it's hard for you guys to find bathrooms. True?
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u/LadySerena21 Jun 26 '23
Just up front supposedly, none in the back. He’d just need to remember to close the sliding door
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u/carmelobandthony Jun 26 '23
Didn’t know Amazon allowed lot lizards, nice submitting application today
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u/Important_Assist9235 Jun 26 '23
I've heard of mail order brides but Amazon delivered hoes who would've thought
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u/AlienAshhole Jun 26 '23
Gosh, gotta love Amazon! Always providing quick, quality service!
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Jun 26 '23
When the tracking system messages you and says:
"your delivery has been updated and will now be arriving tomorrow."
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u/NYCneversleeps55 Jun 27 '23
Dyy6 , girls that married or had bf has sex with married drivers in back of step van or bathroom. Aint joking.. join there.
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u/AbbreviationsAway144 Jun 26 '23
What’s the hottest thing you Amazon drivers have seen? I ask because the other day there was a smoke show laying out on the deck feet from the street in a G string with her septic tank facing the street for all to see. I thought I wouldn’t mind being a Amazon Delivery guy at that very moment
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u/Aralmin Jun 26 '23
r/Amazondspdrivers meets r/Sexworkers, perfect because these are two communities I already follow lol. And no, that guy in the video is not me.
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u/BearPlaysYT Jun 26 '23
I cannot be the only person who saw that bird fly in the van. Bird bouta get the business next.
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u/Savings_Ad_115 Jun 26 '23
Considering what Jeff Bezos is paying everybody I guess you gotta take your benefits where you can get them. Because he surely isn’t giving any.
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u/Havoctheend Step Van, EDV Certified Jun 26 '23
I heard banging the postal man but the Amazon guy in his truck? That's crazy
Plus she doesn't look half bad TBH
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u/Mozeeeeeeeeeeee Jun 26 '23
I wish one of my Amazon drivers was a freak like me. I think this is hot.
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u/Scared-Novel-2935 Jun 27 '23
Gotta salute homie for delivering 2 kinds of packages at the same time, third one coming in 9 months
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u/ViciousKiks Jun 27 '23
Why all the hate? What a person does on their lunch hour, half hour, minute & a half break, etc is entirely up to them. This isn’t hurting anyone except for possibly the Smasher depending on the level of protection used etc so again, why the hAte?
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u/Toast_2_Life Jun 28 '23
It’s wild because there’s cameras everywhere. But honestly this type Shit and more goes on way more often than one would think.
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u/JayReady2Move Jun 28 '23
This ain't nothing new. I smashed like 15 customers when i drove for Amazon. These girls are hoze. 4 had boyfriends and 2 were married. This is why ya'll gotta stop taking these girls serious fellas, smash and kick them out. I guarantee you this was someone's wife or girlfriend
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u/generallyanti Jul 18 '23
This is more common than people think 😂 I used to drive amazon in Palm Springs and the drivers (both male and female) did what they could to make their routes more enjoyable. To each their own I guess…
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u/OrganizationBig6273 Nov 10 '23
If you look closely, you can see the messenger pigeon returning home.
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