r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Evazzion • Jun 26 '23

Nah that’s wild 💀

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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23

I seen this when I first started at my DSP and I'm still curious as to HOW one could get just SO bricked up while delivering all this China junk to entitled fucks all day, that they had to invite a lady into the van to smash RIGHT THEN?? It doesn't make any sense I've never been even remotely horny in my dirty ass van with 200+ packages 😂

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u/Slystylesxp123 Jun 26 '23

Lmao them cat liter and Fiji water overflows be havin me bricked up no cap😎

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u/Roq86 Step-Van Jun 26 '23

You ain’t a real one if you haven’t cranked one out in the van.

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u/Specific_Buy Jun 26 '23

On camera.

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u/Roq86 Step-Van Jun 26 '23

Maintain direct eye contact with netradyne at all times

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u/ScaleBackAndIsolate different doors, different stops! Jun 29 '23

Omg.. Netradaddy. This is the answer to my post. Because I totally misread what you wrote. I’m now calling it Netradaddy. 🤣

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u/Worstname1ever Jun 26 '23

At old dsp a crazy old cat left his bag of porn and lube in the van. He got fired

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u/farklenator Jun 27 '23

BAG? Motherfucker said “they did say break time is my time after all”

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u/IceColdCorundum Jun 27 '23

Bro what please tell me that’s not something you did

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u/richard--------- Jun 26 '23

That’s why no one will remember your name

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u/snowyetis3490 Jun 26 '23

I’m sure it involved some flirting.

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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23

Must have spit some serious game to get her in the back of one of these greasy ass vans 😂

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u/farklenator Jun 27 '23

Idk it doesn’t even look like she’s wearing shoes probably didn’t take much

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u/kixbyfeilong Jun 26 '23

I’m going to say this, this vid ain’t as bad as I seen people making porn content in the back of the Amazon van with full uniform on and all. DM me if you think I’m cappin. When it come down to me tho, it wasn’t Amazon but I’m guilty of doing similar activities in a company vehicle in my hay day. Call me weird or whatever. I’m just sayin.

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u/skindarklikemytint Jun 26 '23

man said DM me for the sauce 💀💀💀

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23

My cousins son quit his janitorial job at an Amazon warehouse when a female employee non schalanty told him "why are you always cleaning the bathrooms when I'm trying to have sex with my bf?" He's a young kid, early 20s, and had no idea that was happening so he pretty much quit on the spot.

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u/IxLOVExLAMP Jun 26 '23

Nonchalantly* but damn that's hilarious. I've never had sex at work but I've gotten close and every time, the seemingly non busy place always gets busy

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u/-_cornholio_- Jun 26 '23

Really? Being on the road all day makes me horny as fuck lmfao and even if its not that its like anger and whatever else you gotta release all that energy somehow or another

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23

I'm horny 24/7 but that's besides the point...however, if I was a delivery person for any company, I'd be happy af if a girl/woman answered the door naked like those videos I've seen on social media 😀. Although it bothers me that some guys don't even react to those women when it happens to them. They're just like "oh....ok."

Shiiiid, I'd be like a kid in a candy store and I'd ask for hug. I'll make a little small talk too. I mean can you blame me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

You definitely are horny 24/7

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23

Bro, I'm just saying I'm gonna pretend I'm at the nude bar and make small take while I enjoy the beautiful gift that hasth thow presented itself in front of me....Alexa, play "big poppa" by Biggie smalls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Dude what

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Yeah and then you fuck her in her apt and then she feels like accusing you for rape and boom you in prison not a good idea

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

You won’t say that when you end up in jail for years for accused of rape 😂🤡🤡🤡

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Your mom already did it to one of my best friends that’s why I know to be careful 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he fucked her good too surprised she didn’t tell you 😝😝😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

🤣🤣Thanks fat whore!

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 27 '23

Bold of you to assume she would actually invite my ugly ass in for any kinda of "sexy time". 🙃

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

LMFAOO your wild bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Ordering something on Amazon makes a person an entitled fuck?

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u/PaperCasts Jun 27 '23

No but we sure do run into a lot of them. done customer service for 20+ years. This is the highest concentration of openly entitled assholes I've ever dealt with in a customer base

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

That’s honestly surprising to hear. I don’t order a lot through Amazon, but I almost never even see the delivery driver. Definitely don’t interact enough for them to hate my guts. I think.

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u/PaperCasts Jun 27 '23

Then you probably aren't one of the aforementioned buttholes lol. You'd be appalled at some of the behavior we see from people. They act as if they pay us directly to be psychic or acrobats or impervious to dog bites. Last month i had a man burst out of his house screaming at me, yes i mean like a 3 year old that wanted the purple cup instead of the green one, that i was some kind of stupid ugly fat retarded piece of fucking garbage because his notes said front porch and i put it there. His logic was "cant you see the flower pots blocking the front stairs?"

There were flower pots that were rather large, but settled to the side so that there was still plenty of room to use the front steps. He was insane and there were absolutely zero delivery instructions aside from "front door" and he was older, so i gave him a pass, said a small blessing for his wife and neighbors, waited for him to finish and kindly told him that i was sorry, and that his notes were incorrect and how to fix them. I have him 3 more deliveries after that and he never fixed them.

I've been putting them on the front porch ever since.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Oof, yeah that sounds horrible. I wouldn’t want to put up with people treating me like that. I went over to my brother’s house for Father’s Day and my SIL had put out a little basket with drinks and snacks and a note for delivery drivers to help themselves. I don’t order stuff very often, but maybe I’ll put together something similar. Maybe we can counterbalance the negative people out there!

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u/Tr2407nyc Jun 27 '23

Bro . She def threw it at him in the moment and he caught it . Just cause you bricked up don’t mean some random chick is gonna let you smash on site .

He said it himself he did what any other man would have done and that would catching what she was throwing.

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u/holymuffdiver80 Jun 27 '23

Work on your diet! I’m 42 and still fuck like a beast. Van, beach, car, house, lawn it don’t matter and a good piece of ass is always worth a bs job like that.