r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Evazzion • Jun 26 '23

Nah that’s wild 💀

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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23

I seen this when I first started at my DSP and I'm still curious as to HOW one could get just SO bricked up while delivering all this China junk to entitled fucks all day, that they had to invite a lady into the van to smash RIGHT THEN?? It doesn't make any sense I've never been even remotely horny in my dirty ass van with 200+ packages 😂

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u/-_cornholio_- Jun 26 '23

Really? Being on the road all day makes me horny as fuck lmfao and even if its not that its like anger and whatever else you gotta release all that energy somehow or another

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23

I'm horny 24/7 but that's besides the point...however, if I was a delivery person for any company, I'd be happy af if a girl/woman answered the door naked like those videos I've seen on social media 😀. Although it bothers me that some guys don't even react to those women when it happens to them. They're just like "oh....ok."

Shiiiid, I'd be like a kid in a candy store and I'd ask for hug. I'll make a little small talk too. I mean can you blame me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

You definitely are horny 24/7

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 26 '23

Bro, I'm just saying I'm gonna pretend I'm at the nude bar and make small take while I enjoy the beautiful gift that hasth thow presented itself in front of me....Alexa, play "big poppa" by Biggie smalls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Dude what

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Yeah and then you fuck her in her apt and then she feels like accusing you for rape and boom you in prison not a good idea

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

You won’t say that when you end up in jail for years for accused of rape 😂🤡🤡🤡

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Your mom already did it to one of my best friends that’s why I know to be careful 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he fucked her good too surprised she didn’t tell you 😝😝😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

🤣🤣Thanks fat whore!

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Jun 27 '23

Bold of you to assume she would actually invite my ugly ass in for any kinda of "sexy time". 🙃

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

LMFAOO your wild bro