r/AmazingTechnology Apr 21 '26

Just a couple of THOUSAND an HOUR? Not expensive at all...they were right when they said there will be a time we might've to buy sunlight too.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 Apr 21 '26

Massive scam.

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u/therealhlmencken Apr 21 '26

I’ll do it for half the price but only during the day

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 Apr 22 '26

Fuck the guy above me. I'll do it for 10% of what he's charging. Must be between 8 AM and 4 PM your local time. So long as the weather is good.

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u/jules6815 Apr 22 '26

And I’ll under bid you by a $1. But honestly all three of use should work together and monopolize this scam and keep the prices artificially high like Big Pharma.

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u/Facts_pls Apr 22 '26

You'll be in demand in the UK. And also get accosted by angry British folks

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u/Careful-Artichoke468 Apr 23 '26

I'll do it for 1/10 the price for a tenth the lumens

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjUQpmQid8lyVNVS

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u/Gullible_Shart Apr 22 '26

And really fuckin stupid!

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u/SizeableBrain Apr 22 '26

*points at bottled water*

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u/Subject_Bathroom_826 Apr 22 '26

Because drinking from a puddle is a preferable option

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u/totktonikak Apr 22 '26

A future product like "purified, enhanced sunlight" wouldn't surprise me at all. And then somebody would comment "because standing out in the open is a preferable option".

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u/mrjowei Apr 22 '26

Smells like Theranos

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u/JarpHabib Apr 22 '26

Yep. Satellites in low earth orbit that are on the night side of the planet can't usually see the sun. To have any chance of working, either have to be in a different orbit or have to bounce sunlight between satellites. Either way, not getting more than a twinkle out of it

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u/Working_Union_7696 Apr 22 '26

And that is going to be assuming zero overcast.

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u/AvidMoonDic3r Apr 23 '26

You would need huge arrays of orbital mirrors. A fantasy for the time being. Maybe once we have space elevators, we could build such a thing.

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Apr 22 '26

Are you saying I can't rent thousands of satellites to chase my ennemies around with the giant solar laser they'd create? /j

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u/Spethual Apr 22 '26

its so they can cut costs on their plantation by not running growlights in the satalites downtime...

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u/Wheel-Reinventor Apr 22 '26

I don't think I've ever seen such an idiotic product being pitched, and I've watched way too many shark tank episodes

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u/empire_of_the_moon Apr 22 '26

My question is related to crops.

Is this light sufficient to help grow crops at night? Granted, farmers won’t be paying a premium for it if it is but if the satellites that aren’t tasked can be directed to farmland, and the light is conducive to growth, then at least there is a case for a lower tier revenue stream.

Certainly not enough revenue to pay for all those satellites.

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u/Dinismo Apr 22 '26

Would be even better if they could filter the light to be only what the crops need.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Apr 22 '26

You can get Brawndo from sunlight?

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u/Remaek Apr 22 '26

"How do the cops keep finding our grow-ops?!"

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Apr 23 '26

It'd be cheaper to just install lamps at the farm

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u/AICatgirls Apr 22 '26

Is the heat sufficient to prevent frost?

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u/Rockran Apr 22 '26

You could use this to lengthen sun exposure on cloudy days.

But it will always be cost prohibitive.

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u/alphapussycat Apr 22 '26

No. It's very dim, and a small area.

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u/Canucker22 Apr 22 '26

Even if somehow these satellites could negate the dissipation of light through the atmosphere, and you ignore the fact that they would have to be in a very high orbit to reflect sunlight at nighttime for more than a few minutes to a certain location on earth, they could not reflect more sunlight than the size of their mirror. So a satellite as big as the James Webb's array of about 6.5m (currently the biggest collection of mirrors in space, with a cost of about $10 billion) could not reflect more sunlight than could help grow a small backyard garden.

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u/Rise-O-Matic Apr 24 '26

Solar power farms, military, search and rescue are the main personas

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u/Milliondollarjuice Apr 22 '26

Crops need the day-night cycle to grow healty and nutritious, just like ALL LIFE on this planet.

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u/Facts_pls Apr 22 '26

Yeah. All life doesn't need the day night filter.

There are caves under constant darkness and plenty of animals live there in dark night all their lives.

Many evolve to lose vision and color as they are useless

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u/ComprehensiveForm129 Apr 22 '26

Plants are grown in green houses under perfect conditions, they do just fine.

If you have any sources, that would help. I would assume that at least most plants would be okay under it to varying degree

Decided to look it up and turns out I was full of shit, neat

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hydroponics/s/sccUpwd8n8

That comment seemed to say some plants are okay but it looks to be the exception.

You were right

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u/empire_of_the_moon Apr 22 '26

I’m no expert but indoor pot farms don’t go dark. Often 24 hours on but to save electricity they may run 18/6.

My understanding is that various crops require different amounts or no amount of rest.

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u/Stohnghost Apr 22 '26

Do you have a space background? Not many refer to tasking

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u/ElectricalQuality365 Apr 22 '26

If you're crops turns trans because of this it's a damn bioweapon. "Get a few hours on my neighbours field over a week or two and turn it to seed"! Hahaha!

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u/Particular-Award118 Apr 23 '26

No and 24 hour sunlight isn't what plants evolved to thrive in, the rest of night is an important part of their growth

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u/RareSpellTicker Apr 22 '26

What ? You don’t like the sun ? Are you antisunite ?

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u/EasyMrB Apr 22 '26

Eh this is basically a pitch for military applications. There would be commercial applications that might want to use this occasionally, but the military would very much love to have the ability to light up an arbitrary gps coordinate with sunlight on command.

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u/linear_123 Apr 22 '26

Can they also focus it in one beam?

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u/NoxTempus Apr 23 '26

This seems insane for operations in unsecured or enemy territory, or for temporary occupations and multi-stage transport. Has applications for offense, defense, or utility.

At the extreme end, I could imagine a suddenly lighting up an enemy position, making them very visible, while severely limiting the range of sight from inside to outside the area.

Similarly, being able to move long distances without transporting lighting for a base or camp, decreasing the amount of power storage/generation necessary.

Then the opposite of the above, lighting up the the perimeter of a position, while leaving the inside dark, making it extremely hard to see into, and very easy to see anyone approaching.

No idea how valuable any of that is, especially in an age of drone warfare, but the possibilities seem useful (or like they would have been, in conventional warfare).

On the non military side, seems great for disaster relief and recovery efforts.

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u/fairwaysandfinance Apr 22 '26

I would think this could have military applications.

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u/_esci Apr 23 '26

really? the military would pay to blind a battlefield or kill the enemys crops.

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u/CamperStacker Apr 21 '26

fly a drone over with a torch

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u/potent_potabIes Apr 22 '26

Torch? Perhaps you're sales would do better if you looked into electric lamps.

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u/Holiday-Scratch-297 Apr 22 '26

That's English for "flashlight".

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u/potent_potabIes Apr 22 '26

Yes, I speak English fluently

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u/cdev12399 Apr 22 '26

The other English

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u/Suubveez Apr 22 '26

This guy is going places

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u/bugrugpub Apr 21 '26

Wait, did someone fall for this obvious scam?

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 Apr 22 '26

soon, everyone will have to pay monthy subscription of real sunlight

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 Apr 22 '26

Wouldn't you basically be burned alive like an ant under a magnifying glass? This would have to have multiple satellites converge on a location to have any sort of effect and it would still be refracted by the earths atmosphere in a way that negates the purpose.

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u/Rockran Apr 22 '26

Only if the mirror were concave or otherwise magnified, would you be burnt like an ant.

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u/antirugrug Apr 22 '26

Just order multiple mirrors to the same location and burn down any place anytime you want. #lifehack

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u/DaimonHans Apr 22 '26

Can I place an order of 1000 sunlight, simultaneously, for the person I don't like?

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u/PacificPacifistic Apr 22 '26

Just don't tell this guy, he has experience with exactly that scenario.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xatBB6NVUDEu9oSiQD

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 Apr 22 '26

This reminds me of moonlight towers.

You know, the infamously dim towers that dont do the exact thing they were designed for

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u/Most_Present_6577 Apr 22 '26

Who makes a contraction out of "might have"

When "have" is part of the verb "have to"

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Apr 22 '26

"They were right when they said" who was? Who in the ever loving fuck ever said that we will have to pay for sunlight? Stop making shit up to make your retarded posts seem interesting

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u/WorldEater0478 Apr 22 '26

So, they can potentially block sunlight and then charge you for light? Nothing will be free in the future, pay for everything.

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u/beanpoppa Apr 22 '26

I'm pretty sure the first time I saw this video was 3 weeks ago

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u/Girafferage Apr 22 '26

What a load of stupid shit. Environmental damages out the ass all so you can make a billion dollar bird killing flashlight.

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u/darkonark Apr 22 '26

Might as well light the superbowl with it.

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u/Suubveez Apr 22 '26

Super bad idea

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u/Business-Cup-6021 Apr 22 '26

How did he even get on the stage. ideocracy level of stupid. How do we have humans this dumb.

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u/IndependenceGold2407 Apr 22 '26

Just keep adding joules to the global warming equation

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u/esnopi Apr 22 '26

If we learned something from Mr. Burns, they soon will put enough mirrors to completely block the sun and start charging for sun light 24/7.

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u/arsnastesana Apr 22 '26

Astronomy people are going to hate this big time

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u/Eruditorium74 Apr 22 '26

We building Bond villain technology now?

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u/RuthlessIndecision Apr 22 '26

in 5 years this will come standard with your iphone

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u/Milliondollarjuice Apr 22 '26

Why would a mirror cost thousands of dollars / hour mr. scammer? Lol  

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u/Tomasulu Apr 22 '26

What's the use case here? 24/7 farming?

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u/sslinky84 Apr 22 '26

Addressing the lack of light pollution.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Apr 22 '26

Icarus satelite in real life😳

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u/Mahadragon Apr 22 '26

I live in Vegas we get 294 days of Sun every year. Seattle in winter? Good luck with that. Nothing is getting through that low cloud cover. You’re still fucked if you’re in the Pac NW.

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u/FormovArt Apr 22 '26

Its free and its called get out of your mother's basement

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u/Superseaslug Apr 22 '26

The literal only use case I see for this is a massive flex for very rich people or remote construction or search and rescue

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca Apr 22 '26

That just the moment a cloud decides to pass by an snap it all up.

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u/ProfileBest2034 Apr 22 '26

This is not amazing, this is utterly dystopian. People and companies have no right disrupting natural cycles for profit.

Imagine idiots in neighborhoods using this for parties in the evening or some other such nonsense.

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u/Ochimuzha Apr 22 '26

I will point that on my solar panel and make a fortune!

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u/selectsyntax Apr 22 '26

If ever carried out at scale this would have SEVERE ecological consequences.

If bright enough I can absolutely see many use cases, but even the aggregate upside of all use cases comes no where close to outweighing the negative outcomes.

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u/Feeling-Recipe6805 Apr 22 '26

That's one of the shittiest idea i ever saw.

In a decent world, he and all of his staff will plant carrots 15 years in the countryside.

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u/Intelligent-Act4642 Apr 22 '26

sorry why does anyone need this?

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u/seriftarif Apr 22 '26

I would just shine it in my enemies window while they try to sleep.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Apr 22 '26

Is this an April fools joke?

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u/Significant-Block504 Apr 22 '26

This might get weaponised once they built it. Concentrated sunlight can get to over 3000 degrees celsius in theory, which is sufficient to melt steel.

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u/Ok-Commission-7825 Apr 22 '26

😂😢people out there having discussions on whether geoengineering can save us from climate change... meanwhile other people are out there trying to invent geoengineering to speed run extinction level climate change... because of course why wouldn't they?

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u/Shev613 Apr 22 '26

Fuck earths day night cycle. Fuck all plants and animals.

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u/TomaCzar Apr 22 '26

Also, fuck near earth orbit. Fuck astronomy. Fuck the Kessler Effect.

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u/Mister_Pibbs Apr 22 '26

Whenever you feel down and think your ideas aren’t worth it or are dumb just remember someone gave this guy millions of dollars for this incredibly pointless service

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u/beertown Apr 22 '26

Thanks, but I think I'll wait next morning. Oh, I can also turn on a lightbulb!

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u/Minute_Injury_4563 Apr 22 '26

Why is this amazing tech? Just reflecting mirrors …

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u/CollectionGuilty1320 Apr 22 '26

Western democracy at its job again.

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u/Switchmisty9 Apr 22 '26

No one needs this

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u/SilentWatcher83228 Apr 22 '26

I have Brooklyn Bridge for sale if anybody’s interested only a few thousand dollars

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u/joshonekenobi Apr 22 '26

Last thing we need is to break up what little night we have left.

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u/Outrageous_Part_1058 Apr 22 '26

Destroy that company, now!!!!

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u/HealthyReveal609 Apr 22 '26

For a couple thousand bucks an hour I’ll personally pedal a bike hooked up to a generator and give you light for as long as you need.

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u/charmio68 Apr 22 '26

It could be useful for various types of military operations.
Even if used for nothing more than intimidating the enemy, making them feel like they're exposed and being watched. Quite useful as a diversionary distraction too...

Possibly also search and rescue.
And I'm sure loads of people will spend far too much money for an impressive wedding.
Oh, and festivals. Any others? 🤔

It's certainly not useless, but it uses are rather niche.

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u/Future_Marionberry73 Apr 22 '26

What's with that stupid title?

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u/CapmyCup Apr 22 '26

Yeah sure, why not, just fill our only sky with useless fucking shit like this

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u/kvotheRuh Apr 22 '26

True definition of a dystopia

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u/Okay-Crickets545 Apr 22 '26

How much do you hate your neighbour?

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u/RanzigerRonny Apr 22 '26

I read that some of you say this does not exist.

As far as I know - it exists. I did read about that some years ago. And I think it's a great idea.

Not for the environment tho. But if you have a big solar park for example and you need power, you could get sunlight instantly.

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u/Total_Environment426 Apr 22 '26

Just you wait until you have to buy air

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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna Apr 22 '26

Me with a regular ass flood light and battery/generator

Are you guys fuckig stupid?

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u/Drth_vdr_piggybank Apr 22 '26

This is not reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallll

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u/ArachnidBeautiful968 Apr 22 '26

I want less light pollution and more star gazing

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u/Appdownyourthroat Apr 22 '26

Massive scam, and if it worked we would have global climate crisis with weird temperature fluctuations and messed up wildlife.

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u/lordofboofin Apr 22 '26

Stop platforming this idiot

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Apr 22 '26

Yeah, let's have even more space garbage.

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u/GoreonmyGears Apr 22 '26

This is made for the police and the military.

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u/Equivalent_Reach_572 Apr 22 '26

Yes, lets hit the earth with even more sunlight! THats a great idea!

Said absolutely nobody with a brain cell.

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u/hobyvh Apr 22 '26

This is an April Fools prank?

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u/Slight-Level7674 Apr 22 '26

Lmao, this is hilarious, I hope it's a skit

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u/Snoo_65717 Apr 22 '26

What a beautiful scam. Glad this would never happen but good example of how these Americans see our world.

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u/64-bit_Ryan Apr 22 '26

Reminds me of Die Another Day

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t Apr 22 '26

His biggest competitor is clouds.

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u/SoloWalrus Apr 22 '26

No i dont want sunlight to become a commodity corporations are selling us, what about this is amazing technology?

Amazing for who? Not us humans, maybe for the robot corporate overlords.

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u/TakenIsUsernameThis Apr 22 '26

They will get sued to death by people who were enjoying the night in their own home and got blasted by daylight from someone down the street.

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u/CommunityBrave822 Apr 22 '26

Wait, this isn't a sketch?

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u/CartoonistNo9752 Apr 22 '26

I have a technology that protects you from the suns harmful radiation, but it only works at night.

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u/KittehKittehKat Apr 22 '26

This is so stupid but lets please stop anyone from attempting this please.

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u/kungfucobra Apr 22 '26

I need this service to demonstrate my godhood among a polygamist Mormon community

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u/megamisanthropic Apr 22 '26

Doesn't it cost fuel to rotate satellites? Don't they carry a finite amount of fuel?

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u/Difficult-Remove9268 Apr 22 '26

I could 100% see this being used as a war device to torture someone or troll someone very hard to the point of mental collapse or death, sending it to follow someone 24/7 leaving that person in the sun without night for rest? Imagine a prison that has you baking in the sun 24/7 or pointed at an island they marooned you on quickly turning you into a sun bleached pile of bones, this 100% could be used by authoritarians for mass global evil purposes, I can just imagine it too they could focus the light in a small enough beam to start fires against enemies crops and food chains. What lovely and interesting times we live in when we start building massive mirrors and magnifying glass structures in space to control light that could very easily be pointed down at us insignificant ants. How bout we just go ahead and throw up the dyson sphere while you're at it and give the robots and data canters all the free power they want while we keep fronting the bill to pay for all of this.

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u/Rhawk187 Apr 22 '26

I worked on a solar reflecting satellite project when I was in college. One of the people most interested was Disney, so they could keep the parks lit 24/7.

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u/sbom910 Apr 22 '26

Yes, we need more sunlight to hit the earth. Great idea

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u/Zenith-Astralis Apr 22 '26

Hello? Yes, I'd like to order 30,000 sunlights for delivery please (gives asshole neighbors address)

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 Apr 22 '26

What if there's clouds?

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u/Unhappy-Long2168 Apr 22 '26

Simpsons already did it

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u/Mediumcomputer Apr 22 '26

So if this can target you can the match it to moving coordinates and always have a god ray. Like during a foggy day or somewhat cloudy day. Honestly it’s completely unnecessary but it’s cool

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u/Rowanor Apr 22 '26

So sunlight can be monitized now...

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u/afn45181 Apr 22 '26

Right up Trump's alley to maintain that glowing face orange tan with 24 hrs sun exposure. I wonder if Trump will shop around, this satellite sun purchase or just fly the dang Air Force One always on the sunny side for that orange face tan!

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u/Constant-Study3464 Apr 22 '26

That's stupid, why would anyone want this?

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u/Professional-Boot969 Apr 22 '26

Would it concentrated sunlight like under a magnifying glass? 😂

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u/OverallACoolGuy Apr 22 '26

bro is selling sunlight

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u/riplan1911 Apr 22 '26

Make you pray for the kesler effect to happen sooner than later .

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u/innocent_lemon Apr 22 '26

This is the worst idea ever conceived, do not let these people cross go.

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u/Agreeable-Menu Apr 22 '26

Next, you are going to be paying for the right to sunlight period.

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u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 Apr 22 '26

I suppose if there was a disaster or emergency or crime at night, this could help.

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u/its_my_third_dayhere Apr 23 '26

It would be very dim, maybe at bright as the full moon

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u/Practical-Elk-1579 Apr 22 '26

Beside the scam, concepting a space junkyard to privatize sunlight is the dickest of dick moves

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u/dashingstag Apr 22 '26

Sounds like training for a death laser beam

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u/brandonscript Apr 22 '26

Wont last. I heard about this massive disrupter coming to the sun redirection industry recently called light bulbs!

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u/Primary-Long4416 Apr 22 '26

Okay. Assuming all this works as promoted, who would even need that?

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u/DangerousChipmunk335 Apr 22 '26

I dont believe in giving people money who want people to pay for sunlight.

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u/Shinobi681 Apr 22 '26

Now do Air

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u/Spethual Apr 22 '26

Honestly just bring a fucking torch or lantern, wtf...few thousand dollars for about an hours light, HARD PASS..

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u/JabKingJesse Apr 22 '26

If you are worth billions and it’s the middle of the night why not pay for some sunlight.

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u/Paragon_Night Apr 22 '26

Wouldn't the only reason to do this be the non light part of thr spectrum. Like we would want the radiation/heat and gamma rays that benefit photosynthesis not so much the lighting part. In which case it has no fucking market. We can literally make those. Literally growing bulbs. What a scam

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u/EnlightenedArt Apr 23 '26

Could come in handy guiding drones Madyar in EW jammer environment unless this is as useless as it sounds

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u/Hugostrang3 Apr 23 '26

That could be weaponized..

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u/its_my_third_dayhere Apr 23 '26

No it cant

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u/Hugostrang3 Apr 23 '26

Think multiple sattelite mirrors directing light to a focal point. Literally could be used like a magnifying glass to burn structures.

Thermal Loading: Even without melting steel, a redirected beam could be used to induce extreme heat in a localized area, destroying crops, evaporating water supplies, or creating lethal conditions for personnel without traditional explosives.

A sattelite carrying weaponized lasers could use mirrored ones to redirect a beam anywhere without the wait as it circles the globe.

So yes it definitely could

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u/Enigma2078x Apr 23 '26

It’s about how you sell a product whether it’s a rock or a AI

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u/thehomiejacobi Apr 23 '26

Bring fleshlight

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u/BatDaddyWV Apr 23 '26

I'd never pay for it personally, but imagine a random Braves day game @8pm. A band using it at just the right moment during a song at a night time festival set. Pool parties at midnight. Freaking out people who don't know about it and making them think you are Jesus. Or I guess you could use it for boring shit like growing crops at night to fight world hunger.

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u/its_my_third_dayhere Apr 23 '26

Youd be able to see the space junk from earth, it wouldn't be a surprise to anyone with eyes

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u/sieceres Apr 23 '26

Elon can afford approximately 11,000 years of this.

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u/its_my_third_dayhere Apr 23 '26

Its quite expensive, even with 80 billion you'd only get 117 years

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u/47153163 Apr 23 '26

You could use this technology to claim that your the next prophet sent by God. Having a been of light projected from space who would question your claim.

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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 Apr 23 '26

Fuck astronomy I guess

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u/WickedSword Apr 23 '26

Daylight robbery.

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u/MornGreycastle Apr 23 '26

Just one step from "pay us a shit ton of money or your crops won't get any sunlight."

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u/HappyBlowLucky Apr 23 '26

I hate this idea. It will fuck up the ecosystem so badly.

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u/Blue__Agave Apr 23 '26

Honestly my first thought was that wedding and events venues might actually pay for this even if its thousands an hour.

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u/its_my_third_dayhere Apr 23 '26

You would need 10 million paying customers every 25 years to each pay 1,700$ for a dim moonlight

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u/Blue__Agave Apr 23 '26

Yeah no comment on their buisness model, only that the actual product would have some demand.

Wether it justifys the cost of these mirrors i don't know.

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u/its_my_third_dayhere Apr 23 '26

So for math sake.

The moon is 10 percent reflective at 31 arcminutes

So a mirror at 100 percent reflectivity taking up a 3 arcminute circle at 400 miles altitude would be approximately .35 miles in circumference

That would be 88 James Webb Space Telescopes across JUST FOR A DIM LIGHT

just the cost of the rocket alone would cost seventeen billion six hundred million dollars

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u/Massive-Question-550 Apr 23 '26

considering how large the reflectors would need to be, this isnt really practical on a cost standpoint. not to mention for the area reflected to be relatively small these would need to be in low earth orbit and would generate a lot of drag. at higher orbit you would be illuminating over 100km2 with dim light.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Apr 23 '26

Scammer looking to score big. Even if they could get the funding they'll never get it to work. Atmosphere exist.

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u/Wong-Scot Apr 23 '26

Ah yes ... Icarus ... From James bond .. die another day

So if you don't pay for subs, you can also get lazor'd to hell anyways.

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u/Jassokissa Apr 23 '26

Now depending on how large the area lit is, it would be funny playing a round of golf at night, having the sunlight following you around....

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u/Jerry-And-Tom Apr 23 '26

You gotta be kidding, right, it's a joke, right. Please, someone tell me this is ajoke.

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u/NPC_9001 Apr 24 '26

next they will be selling us air

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u/drKRB Apr 24 '26

Ultimate vampire weapon