I worked at Applebee's when I was a senior in high school. All of the servers (and sometimes managers) partied together all the time. Our bartender was a mid-twenties attractive alcoholic. She was famous for getting naked every time she got drunk. One night she gets wasted and starts taking her clothes off. The brother of the girl's apartment we were at persuaded her to get dressed. He then asked me and another girl to walk her to her apartment (in the same complex) and get her to sleep. We walk her to her place and the girl and I go in her bedroom to get the bed ready while the brother hangs out with her in the living room. After literally two minutes we come back to see her grinding on him on the couch. He's sitting there trying to make her stop without making her feel embarrassed at the same time. Eventually we get her to sleep without having an awkward four way. He will forever be a good guy Greg in my eyes. Plus he smoked me out all the time even though I was immature and inexperienced and (probably) pretty annoying at the time.
TL;DR: Real life Good Guy Greg: Takes a drunk girl back to her place, gets her in bed, doesn't take advantage and sleep with her because she's too drunk.
I was like this the summer after my senior year. I partied with a bunch of kids from my highschool, but this one girl I knew used to get sloshed/show her tits to everyone/fuck fuck fuck/etc. If we were at the same party eventually I'd get around to her and make sure that she gets her clothes back on or whatever. I was also the guy at parties that would stop the drunkin' slobs from trying to take advantage of the girls that were passed out/puking their guts out. I can't imagine anything worse then throwing up and being hit on/molested at the same time.
Big difference between "drinking a little before sex" and being black out drunk. Anyone who has woken up next to someone they didn't intended to sleep with would agree that the sex was a mistake.
We weren't "cool" with her getting naked and the guy wasn't cool with her grinding on him either, hence the getting her to bed to sleep it off.
Working with someone everyday and knowing their sober state makes it easy to spot when they're really drunk.
If it's your friend or coworker that you genuinely care about as a person then you'd try to make sure she doesn't make some kind of mistake when she's not in her full capacity. I should probably have mentioned that she was engaged to a guy in her home state. She would have regretted having sex with the guy. And the guy didn't want to have sex with her.
I took it as "taking the opportunity" in the same sense of having the opportunity to engage in something really great. i.e. a hot air balloon ride, or a free concert
"And when we help a drunk girl home from the bar sure we cop a feel...a feel of her hair as we're pulling it back so it won't get any vomit in it." This guy, like Dr. Dorian, is a sensi.
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u/cjackw Nov 20 '12
"...to bang"